Chords for Legally Blonde - There! Right There! (Gay or European) Lyrics
Tempo:
131.95 bpm
Chords used:
F
C
G
D
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Dbm] [Ab] [Dbm] Look at that tan, well-tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that [Ab] slightly [E] stubbly chin.
Oh, [Gbm] please, he's [Abm] gay.
[Gbm] Totally gay.
I'm not [E] about [Ab] to celebrate.
Every [E] trait could [Gbm] indicate
A totally [Bm] straight [Ab] expatriate.
[Dbm] This guy's not gay.
I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a [Ebm] man who [Dbm] wears [Gbm] perfume is [Abm] automatically [A] radically gay?
But look at his coiffed [B] and crispy [E] locks.
Look at his silk [A] translucent socks.
There's the eternal [C] paradox.
[Dbm] Look what we're seeing.
Oh, we see.
[B] Is he gay?
Of course he's gay.
Or [E] European?
[C] [Dm]
[C] [A]
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee.
Is he gay or European?
[B] Well, hey, don't look at me.
You [Bb] see, they bring their boys up different
In those [C] charming foreign [Db] [D] ports.
[G] They play peculiar sports
[C] In shiny [F] shirts and tiny shorts.
[Bb] Gay or foreign, fella?
[F] The answer could take weeks.
[Gm] They both say things like [F] Javela
While they kiss you on both cheeks.
[Bb] Oh, please.
Gay or European?
[F] So [C] many shades of [D] grey.
[Bb] [Am] Depending on the [Gm] time of day, the [E] French go either [D] way.
Is [F] he gay [C] or European?
[Dm] Or
The sending smirk.
Seen it on F
[Db] [F] [Gm] [Gb] [Gm]
-day.
That is the elephant [C] in the room.
[F] Well, is it relevant [Bb] to presume
[Eb] That a hottie in that [A] costume is automatically radically
Ironically, chronically, sternly quirky?
[B] Is he gay?
[A]
Officially gay?
[F] Sincerely gay?
Damn [Fm]
[Bb] it!
Gay or European?
[F] So stylish and relaxed.
[Gm] Is he gay or [C] European?
[F] I think his chest is waxed.
[D] But they bring their boys [E] up different.
They're [F] culturally diverse.
[D] [G] It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or bears [F] a purse.
[Bb] Gay or just exotic, [F] as he can crack the load.
Yes, [Gm] and is it not?
[F] But his shoes [Bb] are pointy-toed.
Huh.
Gay or European?
[C] So many shades of grey.
[Fm] But if he turns out straight, [Ebm] I'm free at age all Saturday.
[Gm] Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Europe?
Wait a minute.
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea.
I'd like
The floor is yours.
[Bb] So, Mr.
Argytacos, this alleged affair [D] with
Ms.
Windham has been going on for
Two [Eb] years.
And your first name again is?
Nikos.
And your [C] boyfriend's name is?
Carlos.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
I misunderstand.
You say boyfriend.
I thought you said best friend.
Carlos is my best friend.
You bastard!
You [Db] lying bastard!
That's it.
[G] I no cover for you no more.
Be bust.
[Db] [G] I [Gm] have a [G] big announcement.
This [C] man is gay and European.
[G] Oh!
And neither is his face.
[Am] Oh!
You gotta [D] stop your being [G] a completely closet case.
[C] Oh!
It's me not her he's seeing.
[G] No matter what [F] you [Am] say.
I swear [B] he never [C] ever ever stream [F] the other [E] way.
[Am] You are so gay [G] you big part of gay [F] you play [E] me for men have [D] a leg.
I'm straight.
You were not yesterday.
[G] So [D] if I may I'm proud to say
[G] He's gay.
I'm European.
I'm [D] okay I'm gay.
[G] Hooray!
[N]
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that [Ab] slightly [E] stubbly chin.
Oh, [Gbm] please, he's [Abm] gay.
[Gbm] Totally gay.
I'm not [E] about [Ab] to celebrate.
Every [E] trait could [Gbm] indicate
A totally [Bm] straight [Ab] expatriate.
[Dbm] This guy's not gay.
I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a [Ebm] man who [Dbm] wears [Gbm] perfume is [Abm] automatically [A] radically gay?
But look at his coiffed [B] and crispy [E] locks.
Look at his silk [A] translucent socks.
There's the eternal [C] paradox.
[Dbm] Look what we're seeing.
Oh, we see.
[B] Is he gay?
Of course he's gay.
Or [E] European?
[C] [Dm]
[C] [A]
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee.
Is he gay or European?
[B] Well, hey, don't look at me.
You [Bb] see, they bring their boys up different
In those [C] charming foreign [Db] [D] ports.
[G] They play peculiar sports
[C] In shiny [F] shirts and tiny shorts.
[Bb] Gay or foreign, fella?
[F] The answer could take weeks.
[Gm] They both say things like [F] Javela
While they kiss you on both cheeks.
[Bb] Oh, please.
Gay or European?
[F] So [C] many shades of [D] grey.
[Bb] [Am] Depending on the [Gm] time of day, the [E] French go either [D] way.
Is [F] he gay [C] or European?
[Dm] Or
The sending smirk.
Seen it on F
[Db] [F] [Gm] [Gb] [Gm]
-day.
That is the elephant [C] in the room.
[F] Well, is it relevant [Bb] to presume
[Eb] That a hottie in that [A] costume is automatically radically
Ironically, chronically, sternly quirky?
[B] Is he gay?
[A]
Officially gay?
[F] Sincerely gay?
Damn [Fm]
[Bb] it!
Gay or European?
[F] So stylish and relaxed.
[Gm] Is he gay or [C] European?
[F] I think his chest is waxed.
[D] But they bring their boys [E] up different.
They're [F] culturally diverse.
[D] [G] It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or bears [F] a purse.
[Bb] Gay or just exotic, [F] as he can crack the load.
Yes, [Gm] and is it not?
[F] But his shoes [Bb] are pointy-toed.
Huh.
Gay or European?
[C] So many shades of grey.
[Fm] But if he turns out straight, [Ebm] I'm free at age all Saturday.
[Gm] Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Europe?
Wait a minute.
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea.
I'd like
The floor is yours.
[Bb] So, Mr.
Argytacos, this alleged affair [D] with
Ms.
Windham has been going on for
Two [Eb] years.
And your first name again is?
Nikos.
And your [C] boyfriend's name is?
Carlos.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
I misunderstand.
You say boyfriend.
I thought you said best friend.
Carlos is my best friend.
You bastard!
You [Db] lying bastard!
That's it.
[G] I no cover for you no more.
Be bust.
[Db] [G] I [Gm] have a [G] big announcement.
This [C] man is gay and European.
[G] Oh!
And neither is his face.
[Am] Oh!
You gotta [D] stop your being [G] a completely closet case.
[C] Oh!
It's me not her he's seeing.
[G] No matter what [F] you [Am] say.
I swear [B] he never [C] ever ever stream [F] the other [E] way.
[Am] You are so gay [G] you big part of gay [F] you play [E] me for men have [D] a leg.
I'm straight.
You were not yesterday.
[G] So [D] if I may I'm proud to say
[G] He's gay.
I'm European.
I'm [D] okay I'm gay.
[G] Hooray!
[N]
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C
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[Dbm] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ [Dbm] Look at that tan, well-tinted skin.
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that [Ab] slightly [E] stubbly chin.
Oh, [Gbm] please, he's [Abm] gay.
[Gbm] Totally gay.
I'm not [E] about [Ab] to celebrate.
Every [E] trait could [Gbm] indicate
A totally [Bm] straight [Ab] expatriate.
[Dbm] This guy's not gay.
I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a [Ebm] man who [Dbm] wears [Gbm] perfume is [Abm] automatically [A] radically gay?
But look at his coiffed [B] and crispy [E] locks.
Look at his silk [A] translucent socks.
There's the eternal [C] paradox.
[Dbm] Look what we're seeing.
Oh, we see.
[B] Is he gay?
Of course he's gay.
Or [E] European? _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
Gay or European?
_ It's hard to guarantee.
Is he gay or European?
[B] Well, hey, don't look at me.
You [Bb] see, they bring their boys up different
In those [C] charming foreign [Db] [D] ports.
[G] They play peculiar sports
[C] In shiny [F] shirts and tiny shorts.
[Bb] Gay or foreign, fella?
[F] The answer could take weeks.
[Gm] They both say things like [F] Javela
While they kiss you on both cheeks.
[Bb] Oh, please.
Gay or European?
[F] So [C] many shades of [D] grey.
[Bb] [Am] Depending on the [Gm] time of day, the [E] French go either [D] way.
Is [F] he gay [C] or European?
[Dm] Or_
The _ _ sending smirk.
Seen it on F _
_ _ [Db] _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ [Gb] _ [Gm]
-day.
That is the elephant [C] in the room.
[F] Well, is it relevant [Bb] to presume
[Eb] That a hottie in that [A] costume is automatically radically
Ironically, chronically, sternly quirky?
[B] Is he gay?
[A] _ _
Officially gay?
[F] Sincerely gay?
Damn [Fm]
[Bb] it!
Gay or European?
[F] So stylish and relaxed.
[Gm] Is he gay or [C] European?
[F] I think his chest is waxed.
[D] But they bring their boys [E] up different.
They're [F] culturally diverse.
[D] [G] It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or bears [F] a purse.
[Bb] Gay or just exotic, [F] as he can crack the load.
Yes, [Gm] and is it not?
[F] But his shoes [Bb] are pointy-toed.
Huh.
Gay or European?
[C] So many shades of grey.
[Fm] But if he turns out straight, [Ebm] I'm free at age all Saturday.
[Gm] Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Europe?
Wait a minute.
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea.
I'd like_
The floor is yours.
[Bb] So, Mr.
Argytacos, this alleged affair [D] with
Ms.
Windham has been going on for_
Two [Eb] years.
And your first name again is?
Nikos.
And your [C] boyfriend's name is?
Carlos.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
I misunderstand.
You say boyfriend.
I thought you said best friend.
Carlos is my best friend.
You bastard!
You [Db] lying bastard!
_ That's it.
[G] I no cover for you no more.
Be bust.
[Db] [G] I [Gm] have a [G] big announcement.
This [C] man is gay and European.
[G] Oh!
And neither is his face.
[Am] Oh!
You gotta [D] stop your being [G] a completely closet case.
[C] Oh!
It's me not her he's seeing.
[G] No matter what [F] you [Am] say.
I swear [B] he never [C] ever ever stream [F] the other [E] way.
[Am] You are so gay [G] you big part of gay [F] you play [E] me for men have [D] a leg.
I'm straight.
You were not yesterday.
[G] So [D] if I may I'm proud to say_
[G] He's gay.
I'm European. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm [D] okay I'm gay.
[G] Hooray!
_ _ _ _ [N] _
Look at the killer shape he's in.
Look at that [Ab] slightly [E] stubbly chin.
Oh, [Gbm] please, he's [Abm] gay.
[Gbm] Totally gay.
I'm not [E] about [Ab] to celebrate.
Every [E] trait could [Gbm] indicate
A totally [Bm] straight [Ab] expatriate.
[Dbm] This guy's not gay.
I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a [Ebm] man who [Dbm] wears [Gbm] perfume is [Abm] automatically [A] radically gay?
But look at his coiffed [B] and crispy [E] locks.
Look at his silk [A] translucent socks.
There's the eternal [C] paradox.
[Dbm] Look what we're seeing.
Oh, we see.
[B] Is he gay?
Of course he's gay.
Or [E] European? _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ [C] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
Gay or European?
_ It's hard to guarantee.
Is he gay or European?
[B] Well, hey, don't look at me.
You [Bb] see, they bring their boys up different
In those [C] charming foreign [Db] [D] ports.
[G] They play peculiar sports
[C] In shiny [F] shirts and tiny shorts.
[Bb] Gay or foreign, fella?
[F] The answer could take weeks.
[Gm] They both say things like [F] Javela
While they kiss you on both cheeks.
[Bb] Oh, please.
Gay or European?
[F] So [C] many shades of [D] grey.
[Bb] [Am] Depending on the [Gm] time of day, the [E] French go either [D] way.
Is [F] he gay [C] or European?
[Dm] Or_
The _ _ sending smirk.
Seen it on F _
_ _ [Db] _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ [Gb] _ [Gm]
-day.
That is the elephant [C] in the room.
[F] Well, is it relevant [Bb] to presume
[Eb] That a hottie in that [A] costume is automatically radically
Ironically, chronically, sternly quirky?
[B] Is he gay?
[A] _ _
Officially gay?
[F] Sincerely gay?
Damn [Fm]
[Bb] it!
Gay or European?
[F] So stylish and relaxed.
[Gm] Is he gay or [C] European?
[F] I think his chest is waxed.
[D] But they bring their boys [E] up different.
They're [F] culturally diverse.
[D] [G] It's not a fashion curse.
If he wears a kilt or bears [F] a purse.
[Bb] Gay or just exotic, [F] as he can crack the load.
Yes, [Gm] and is it not?
[F] But his shoes [Bb] are pointy-toed.
Huh.
Gay or European?
[C] So many shades of grey.
[Fm] But if he turns out straight, [Ebm] I'm free at age all Saturday.
[Gm] Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Europe?
Wait a minute.
Give me a chance to crack this guy.
I have an idea.
I'd like_
The floor is yours.
[Bb] So, Mr.
Argytacos, this alleged affair [D] with
Ms.
Windham has been going on for_
Two [Eb] years.
And your first name again is?
Nikos.
And your [C] boyfriend's name is?
Carlos.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
I misunderstand.
You say boyfriend.
I thought you said best friend.
Carlos is my best friend.
You bastard!
You [Db] lying bastard!
_ That's it.
[G] I no cover for you no more.
Be bust.
[Db] [G] I [Gm] have a [G] big announcement.
This [C] man is gay and European.
[G] Oh!
And neither is his face.
[Am] Oh!
You gotta [D] stop your being [G] a completely closet case.
[C] Oh!
It's me not her he's seeing.
[G] No matter what [F] you [Am] say.
I swear [B] he never [C] ever ever stream [F] the other [E] way.
[Am] You are so gay [G] you big part of gay [F] you play [E] me for men have [D] a leg.
I'm straight.
You were not yesterday.
[G] So [D] if I may I'm proud to say_
[G] He's gay.
I'm European. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm [D] okay I'm gay.
[G] Hooray!
_ _ _ _ [N] _