Chords for Lil Dicky - Classic Male Pregame (Official Video)

[N] infractions committee stick in their nose and even as a USD [Eb] _ [Gb] fan you can probably [G] acknowledge the fact that maybe there was overkill on the penalty that those guys are getting from [A] the FDA and even as a guy a USD fan toward you being [E] realist _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ I'm trying to get to a place where I can talk to these bitches I got seven shots in me three condoms on me any measurable hope
10 o'clock words [Dm] getting slurred another shot say I'm trying to hurry Mark's not says he isn't worried he ain't trying to spend hella bread it's clurved call him out it's funny you used to flirt faggot
Mark pouts something like a hurt rabbit Dean smiles he been doing [D] work pretty turned think he blacked out little dicky burp loud
he phone with the fuck she text back pretty close to considering a text back spilling coke on my shirt that's a red flag now I gotta change Mark knows put his [Dm] vest plaid on we debating the top 10 in the [D] NBA
disagreeing a lot about a Marcus [Dm] a Shawshank Redemption popped on attention all on redemption for him all the sand was like nah the party caught off I already got a lift I'm going out to a bar tomorrow pull out a spliff temptation very hard you know I couldn't resist we blazing out a car [Bb] here
this is a free [D] game
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_ _ _ _ _ _ this [D] is a free game
and we get fucked up _ _ _
and we all feel rough _ _ _
and our plans fall through
and _ _ we in bad mood
and then he plays
man [Dm] what time is it?
1224 and the bar's closed at [C] 2 lights on like 130 let me just think for like a [D] second
I wanna sound like we gotta go cause the car here
Mark like I don't know what's the bar [Dm] deal
Dean like I'm [Gb] on a roll and guitar [D] hero
Dicky looking like he bout to choke on his lamb hero
Sam looking let down bout to go berserk
Mark put his sweats on now [Dm] he rolling perp
Dean blacked out he ain't even on the earth
I was like Sam I was with it with [D] my other shirt
Sam bounced he like fuck out of [Dm] mouth
Me and Mark smoke a blunt Dean stuck on the ground
Text [D] Liz what the fuck he been [Gm] sucking the frown
I get the spins high and [D] drunk I threw up in the shower
Now I'm jerking off the side of condom
I text my ex say I miss you often
Sam back it's not even 1 yet
He's dumb ass he about to be a problem
I ain't even tripping [Ab] I'm tender and all of a sudden
I'm blanking I'm squinting it's staying at 6 in the morning
I'm stinking I'm feeling the same [G] shit from last night
Got a text from Mark saying I ain't mad [D] but I know that you clean the bath right
This [A] is a free game
[E] Free game
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_ _ _ [D] _ this [Bb] is _ _ _ [Dm] weed chasing
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Alternate DJs
_ [A] _ Cause this is a free game
So we get [Dm] too drunk
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_ [D] _ _ Then we eat too much
Shots that we chase _ _
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[Bb] _ _ [Eb] Like we really just wake up and spend
Far too much [Dm] time
Shitting
[E] The whole process just feels flawed _ _ _ _
Thank you for your time _ _ _ _