Chords for Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
Tempo:
77.8 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
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A
Abm
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Key:
Ab
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Abm
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[Dm] [Eb] What's up, [Ab] what's up, y'all?.
LD, [D] aka Young D.
[A] Had to make a [Ab] track about smoking weed, man.
Every rapper got a track about smoking weed, so [A] I ain't really have a choice.
But [Ab] I guess I [D] made mine a little bit different, is all.
It's like, it's like, it's [Abm] like blowing something sticky.
Word to pre-cum [D] dicks.
I'm with my team and this bitch and [Db] we all getting [Ab] lit.
I mean the weed hella loud like a teenage [Eb] chick.
And we been smoking for a minute.
Yeah, we blowing on [E] that ganja.
Now I'm huffing and puffing.
I'm choking on [D] the bong and the dope, I'm on this bomb.
I'm [A] smoking that Vietcong, getting [Abm] real high, watching funny videos [D] of Bill Nye.
Tell me that this damn [E] isn't still fly.
Yo, check this [G] out.
Oh my God.
I forgot all about this shit.
You should have fucking [D] cried.
This is crazy.
Science rules.
[G] .
[N] Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Wow.
How much I'm cultured behind?.
Now [Ab] I'm getting hungry than the motherfucker.
Put some chicken [D] nuggets in the oven.
They're 400 [Eb] with.
I put that honey [Ab] mustard.
Looking all around the cupboard for that motherfucker.
[D] Until I discover the custard [A] I covered with butter from [Ab] last week.
How long do them thangs keep?.
Guess [Dm] I better ask Jeeves.
Go get my [D] computer, but I'm staring at the [E] damn computer.
Damn, D, you forgetting what your [D] task be.
To puff, puff [Eb] gas, got your gas, now your [Ab] man is fucked.
And I was trying to get a little [D] buzz.
So I took a little [A] puff, but I think I'm way too [Ab] high.
And I ain't one to come off like a bitch.
So I took [D] another hit, but I think my brain's [Abm] too fried.
And yeah, I'm fucking [N] faded, but I hate it.
I'm [A] praying that I make it.
Afraid I'm going [Abm] to die.
I'm too blazed, [A] it's too [E] late.
To [Dm] save Dicky from [Dbm] this fucking place.
Cause he's [Ab] too high.
Now I'm freaking out up in this bitch.
Can't control [D] it and my homies pass around [Eb] another spliff.
So I [Ab] bolted to the B.
R.
, consulted with the M.
E.
.
R.
A Lil Dicky, please step up, you [Eb] pathetic Cause the weeder, you beater, [F] you get all excited I'm on the toilet beating my penis [G] glue But I ain't [D] coming because [Db] as I'm imagining fuckers [Abm] Something that pretty girl I'm humping Becoming my fucking [Dm] cousin A mother or brother or some [Dbm] motherfucking disgusting [Abm] person My brain is being strange cause I'm high as a plane [D] I ain't deranged, I'm just [Eb] saying this a violent strain [Ab] So I go back to the back where they packing up [Dm] cigars Dipping snacks, kicking [Eb] back, staring at some [Ab] avatars Then I flip, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they [D] couldn't put a second and a half up in that script [Db] How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a bluish [Dm] queen Seven three tail have [Gbm] an ass thing Man, I'm [Abm] high as fuck And I was trying to get [E] a little [D] buzz So I took a little [Dbm] puff But I think I'm way too [Abm] high And I ain't one to come off like a [E] bitch So I took another hit [A] But I think [Db] my brain's too [Abm] fried And yeah, I'm fucking [N] faded but I hate [D] it I'm praying that I make [Gbm] it Afraid I'm going to [Abm] die I'm too blazed, it's too [Dm] late To save Dicky from [A] this fucking place Cause he's [Ab] too high Rock hard cock cause I'm watching Katy Perry And in her video [Dbm] the whole world's made of [Ab] candy Damn, I ain't even got no [Eb] candy So now I'm at the fucking C-Store Where your [Ab] man beats horn and a motherfucker Peanut MMs or a Twix Can't commit [Eb] so I count the benefits [Abm] On my hands, god damn Now I'm [D] wearier than man Yeah, the cashier, homeland, Nazir So, so, so, so, [Ab] damn Tweek I can't even cross the motherfucking street [Dm] Gotta wait until that [A] motherfucker's green Now I'm back [Ab] up at the crib And I'm laughing at giraffes long necks Got a shit but the path to the bathroom is complex Crafted a long text Took [D] about an hour [G] Took a scary shower Now [A] I'm sitting naked on the [E] ground Man, I'm fucked up I'm bout to call my mom up and tell her what's up This sucks, I'm [Ab] high as fuck And I was trying to get [D] a little buzz So I took a little [Eb] puff But I think I'm way too [Abm] high And I ain't one to come [D] off like a bitch So I took another hit [A] But I think my brain's too [Abm] fried [Ab] And yeah, I'm fucking faded [Dm] but I hate it I'm praying that I make [Gbm] it Afraid I'm going to [Abm] die I'm too blazed, it's too [D] late To save Diggie from [A] this fucking place Cause he's [Abm] too high Oh my [A] god [Ab] This shit is [A] not fun, man [Abm] I can't stop thinking about weird ass shit [Ab] Watching [Dm] Lady Gaga [A] I can't stop thinking [Ab] about who the fuck Alejandro is Who the fuck is he?
Working off, I came during the position change Like in the porn Like when they was changing positions, I came Ain't [Dbm] nothing worse than that [Ab] Nothing worse than that shit, everybody know that [E] Hey, but like, [A] I been thinking about like When [Ab] the sun go behind the clouds Like, what does it do?
[Eb] Like, [Em] does it smile?
[D] Like what does it do?
Does it show its dick?
It's something to think [Abm] about You know what I'm saying?
Like it's doing something and we [G] can't see it But [Db] like, wait What's it doing?
I don't even know, like, what it's doing Cause if it's showing its dick, I'm trying to see that I bet the sun got a big ass dick Alright, I gotta go to bed [Gb] Fuck, I forgot about them [Eb] chicken nuggets from the first verse They still in the [Gm] oven Damn, probably burning shit by now I guess I gotta go get them Fire hazard [N] .
[Dm] [Eb] What's up, [Ab] what's up, y'all?.
LD, [D] aka Young D.
[A] Had to make a [Ab] track about smoking weed, man.
Every rapper got a track about smoking weed, so [A] I ain't really have a choice.
But [Ab] I guess I [D] made mine a little bit different, is all.
It's like, it's like, it's [Abm] like blowing something sticky.
Word to pre-cum [D] dicks.
I'm with my team and this bitch and [Db] we all getting [Ab] lit.
I mean the weed hella loud like a teenage [Eb] chick.
And we been smoking for a minute.
Yeah, we blowing on [E] that ganja.
Now I'm huffing and puffing.
I'm choking on [D] the bong and the dope, I'm on this bomb.
I'm [A] smoking that Vietcong, getting [Abm] real high, watching funny videos [D] of Bill Nye.
Tell me that this damn [E] isn't still fly.
Yo, check this [G] out.
Oh my God.
I forgot all about this shit.
You should have fucking [D] cried.
This is crazy.
Science rules.
[G] .
[N] Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Wow.
How much I'm cultured behind?.
Now [Ab] I'm getting hungry than the motherfucker.
Put some chicken [D] nuggets in the oven.
They're 400 [Eb] with.
I put that honey [Ab] mustard.
Looking all around the cupboard for that motherfucker.
[D] Until I discover the custard [A] I covered with butter from [Ab] last week.
How long do them thangs keep?.
Guess [Dm] I better ask Jeeves.
Go get my [D] computer, but I'm staring at the [E] damn computer.
Damn, D, you forgetting what your [D] task be.
To puff, puff [Eb] gas, got your gas, now your [Ab] man is fucked.
And I was trying to get a little [D] buzz.
So I took a little [A] puff, but I think I'm way too [Ab] high.
And I ain't one to come off like a bitch.
So I took [D] another hit, but I think my brain's [Abm] too fried.
And yeah, I'm fucking [N] faded, but I hate it.
I'm [A] praying that I make it.
Afraid I'm going [Abm] to die.
I'm too blazed, [A] it's too [E] late.
To [Dm] save Dicky from [Dbm] this fucking place.
Cause he's [Ab] too high.
Now I'm freaking out up in this bitch.
Can't control [D] it and my homies pass around [Eb] another spliff.
So I [Ab] bolted to the B.
R.
, consulted with the M.
E.
.
R.
A Lil Dicky, please step up, you [Eb] pathetic Cause the weeder, you beater, [F] you get all excited I'm on the toilet beating my penis [G] glue But I ain't [D] coming because [Db] as I'm imagining fuckers [Abm] Something that pretty girl I'm humping Becoming my fucking [Dm] cousin A mother or brother or some [Dbm] motherfucking disgusting [Abm] person My brain is being strange cause I'm high as a plane [D] I ain't deranged, I'm just [Eb] saying this a violent strain [Ab] So I go back to the back where they packing up [Dm] cigars Dipping snacks, kicking [Eb] back, staring at some [Ab] avatars Then I flip, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they [D] couldn't put a second and a half up in that script [Db] How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a bluish [Dm] queen Seven three tail have [Gbm] an ass thing Man, I'm [Abm] high as fuck And I was trying to get [E] a little [D] buzz So I took a little [Dbm] puff But I think I'm way too [Abm] high And I ain't one to come off like a [E] bitch So I took another hit [A] But I think [Db] my brain's too [Abm] fried And yeah, I'm fucking [N] faded but I hate [D] it I'm praying that I make [Gbm] it Afraid I'm going to [Abm] die I'm too blazed, it's too [Dm] late To save Dicky from [A] this fucking place Cause he's [Ab] too high Rock hard cock cause I'm watching Katy Perry And in her video [Dbm] the whole world's made of [Ab] candy Damn, I ain't even got no [Eb] candy So now I'm at the fucking C-Store Where your [Ab] man beats horn and a motherfucker Peanut MMs or a Twix Can't commit [Eb] so I count the benefits [Abm] On my hands, god damn Now I'm [D] wearier than man Yeah, the cashier, homeland, Nazir So, so, so, so, [Ab] damn Tweek I can't even cross the motherfucking street [Dm] Gotta wait until that [A] motherfucker's green Now I'm back [Ab] up at the crib And I'm laughing at giraffes long necks Got a shit but the path to the bathroom is complex Crafted a long text Took [D] about an hour [G] Took a scary shower Now [A] I'm sitting naked on the [E] ground Man, I'm fucked up I'm bout to call my mom up and tell her what's up This sucks, I'm [Ab] high as fuck And I was trying to get [D] a little buzz So I took a little [Eb] puff But I think I'm way too [Abm] high And I ain't one to come [D] off like a bitch So I took another hit [A] But I think my brain's too [Abm] fried [Ab] And yeah, I'm fucking faded [Dm] but I hate it I'm praying that I make [Gbm] it Afraid I'm going to [Abm] die I'm too blazed, it's too [D] late To save Diggie from [A] this fucking place Cause he's [Abm] too high Oh my [A] god [Ab] This shit is [A] not fun, man [Abm] I can't stop thinking about weird ass shit [Ab] Watching [Dm] Lady Gaga [A] I can't stop thinking [Ab] about who the fuck Alejandro is Who the fuck is he?
Working off, I came during the position change Like in the porn Like when they was changing positions, I came Ain't [Dbm] nothing worse than that [Ab] Nothing worse than that shit, everybody know that [E] Hey, but like, [A] I been thinking about like When [Ab] the sun go behind the clouds Like, what does it do?
[Eb] Like, [Em] does it smile?
[D] Like what does it do?
Does it show its dick?
It's something to think [Abm] about You know what I'm saying?
Like it's doing something and we [G] can't see it But [Db] like, wait What's it doing?
I don't even know, like, what it's doing Cause if it's showing its dick, I'm trying to see that I bet the sun got a big ass dick Alright, I gotta go to bed [Gb] Fuck, I forgot about them [Eb] chicken nuggets from the first verse They still in the [Gm] oven Damn, probably burning shit by now I guess I gotta go get them Fire hazard [N] .