Chords for Eminem - A** Like That (Super Clean Version, Closed Captioned)

[F#] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ [Am] _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I have a question.
[Am] As a dog, I must [Em] know.
What does Dr.
[N] Dre's ass smell?
You're so cute and small.
No [E] wonder Elton John loves [F#] you.
Your head comes up to [E] his waist.
So anyway.
Do you kiss 50 cent with that mouth?
_ _ _ _ I'm [A] not your wife. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] [A] Wow.
I think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'm a answer.
Police saying freeze.
Doink, doink, doink.
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being.
I have needs.
I'm not [G] your natural [A] unfinished being.
I am not resisting arrest.
I am a green Mr.
Officer.
I'm already on my knees.
I can't get on the ground.
Any further, it's impossible for me.
Do not treat me like a murderer.
I just like to pee, pee, pee.
Yes, I make R&B.
[B] I sing [A] songy, do-wingy, chong, ding-chong, dong-dong-ding.
Psych, I joke, I joke, I eat, I eat.
If I offend, I'm sorry.
[G] Please, [A] please forgive for I am triumph.
I am the puppet dog.
I am a mere puppet.
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my fleeky go.
Doink, doink, doink.
Just like a Simpson, look close for Timpson.
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
Every time I see that show on MTV, my fleeky goes.
Doink, doink, doink.
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome.
Now they're getting older, there's nothing [Em] to go bum [Am]-bums.
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn.
Only saying freeze.
Doink, [Em] doink, doink.
[A] What do you mean freeze?
Jeez, I just got my seat.
I have seat kit.
Look, I put it away in my zipper zip.
Please do not remove me from this movie theater.
Please, I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene.
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene.
And don't treat me like I'm Pee-Wee Herman.
This movie's PG, Mr.
Officer.
I demand to see my attorney.
I will simply plead, innocent, cop a plea and be free.
Free, yes, free.
Right back on the streets.
What do you mean my lawyer's [G] with Michael, he's [A] too busy.
I am triumphed.
Britney Spears has sold us like a man.
And I can say that and you'll laugh,
because there's a puppet on my hand.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my fleeky go.
_ _ _ Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen a butt like that.
Maybe next year I'll say ass, and she'll make my fleeky go.
_ The way she moves, she dances like a go-go.
In that video, she sings Get [Em] Out Your Poso.
[A] I need a new boyfriend.
Hi, my name is Jojo.
Police, stand free.
_ What do you mean, freeze?
My computers will be seized, and my keys to my ranch.
I just make cookies, Mr.
Officer.
Looky, take a whiff of these.
[Dm] Here, I [A] make Jesus juice.
Take a sip of these.
Nobody is safe from me.
No, not even me.
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee-pee on the radio,
but I think I need.
Janet, is that the rest?
I think I decide.
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid.
I don't think my joke is working.
I must speak weak into the chopper.
Everybody get down.
I am not Triumph.
I am Arnold.
Get down.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it.
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my fleeky go.
_ _ So, Gwen Stefani, will you f*** on me, please?
I ain't never seen a ass like that.
The way you move it, you make my fleeky go.
_ What the f*** is wrong with you? _ _
[Am] Hey, _ [A] _ _ _ blondie, I saved your peroxide ass again. _ _ _ _
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