Chords for Liz Phair - Polyester Bride - Girlysound

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[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ [F] I was talking _ _ to this _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ certain [F] _ bartender _ I'm lucky to know
_ [Bb] _
There's _ [F] so many things in this town that make me tired
[Bb] _
And _ [F] there's so [Bb] many [F] people that leave me _ uninspired _
[Bb] _ _ _ You're lucky to [F] be alone _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ You're lucky to be alive _ _ _ _ _
You're _ _ _ _ lucky to be drinking beer for free
Cause I'm a sucker for your lucky pretty _ _ eyes _ _ _
_ _ _ _ And I was _ thinking, [F] not ten days _ ago
[Bb] _ _ _ About all the famous [F] men that I'd like to know
[Bb] _ _ _ And I [F] asked Henry, _ my _ bartending friend
_ [Bb] _ If I should bother [F] dating _ _ unfamous men
[Bb] And he said, _ _ you're lucky to [F] eat alone _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
You're lucky to be _ alive _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
You're lucky to be drinking beer for free
Cause I'm a sucker for your lucky pretty _ _ eyes
_ And then he [Ab] said, [Ebm] do you wanna [Eb] be a _ [Db] polyester _ [Bb] bride
Or [Ab] _ [G] _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] do you wanna hang your [Db] head and die
[Ab] _
_ _ _ [G] _ [Ab] Do you [Ebm] wanna find _ [Db] alligator _ cowboy boots [Ab] they'd just [Gm] put onto [Ab] you
[Eb] Do you wanna pack your [Db] things and fly away _ [Gm] _ from [Ab] here
[Eb] _
_ _ [Db] Princess _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] do [Ab] you, do [Eb] you wanna pack your [Db] things and fly away _ [Gm] _ [Ab] from here
[Eb]
And _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ [G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ I was thinking, [F] not two days ago
_ [Bb] _ _ _ About a beautiful [F] _ _ boy that I know
[Bb] _ _ _ And I was [F] hating him cause he wouldn't call [Bb] me
_ And I was hating [F] him cause he wouldn't offer me [Bb] an exit
And he said, _ you're lucky to eat alone _
_ _ _ _ _ _ You're _ lucky that he's alive _ _
_ _ _ You're _ _ _ _ lucky that he's not smart enough to be you
_ Cause he'd see what a mess you are inside _
_ _ And [Ab] he said, do [Eb] you wanna be a _ _ [Db] polyester bride
_ _ [C] _ [G] _ [Ab] Or do [Eb] you wanna hang your [Db] head and die
_ [C] _ [Ab] _ [G] _ [Ab] _ Do you [Eb] wanna find _ [Db] alligator cowboy boots they'd just [Gm] put onto [Ab] you
[Eb] Do you wanna flap your [Db] wings and fly [Dbm] away _ [Ab] _ from here
[Eb] _
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Princess [G] do [Ab] you, do [Eb] you wanna flap your [Db] wings and fly _ away [Cm] _ [G] [Ab] from here
_ [Eb] _
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_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Because _ _ [Bb] _ [Ab]
you've _ [Eb] got _ time
He keeps telling [Db] me _ _ [Ab]
you've _ [Eb] got time
I _ _ _ _ don't believe [Db] him, _ _ [Ab] you've _ _ [Eb] got time _
Cause I'm not [Db] listening, _ _ _
[Ab] _ you've [Eb] got time _
I'm too busy pushing [Db] _ harder _
_ _ [Ab] Too _ _ _ _ _ busy [Db] pushing farther _ _ away
[Ab] _ _ _ _
But he keeps telling [Db] me baby _
_ _ [Eb] He says _ baby
_ _ [Db] You've _ _ _ [Bb]
[Ab] got _ _ [Eb] time _ _ _
He keeps telling [Db] me _ _ _
[Ab] _ you've [Eb] got time
But I don't [Db] believe him, _ [Ab] _ _
you've _ [Eb] got time _
Cause I'm not [Db] listening, _ _ [Bb] _
[Ab] _ you've [Eb] got _ _ time
I'm too busy [Db] pushing harder _
_ Too [Ab] _ _ _ _ _
_ busy pushing [Db] _ farther _ away
_ [Ab] _ _ But _ he keeps telling [Db] me baby _ _
_ _ [Eb] He says _ baby
_ _ _ _ Do you wanna be a _ [Db] polyester _ bride _
_ _ [Gm] Or [Ab] _ do [Eb] you wanna hang your [Db] head and [Ab] die _
Do [Gm] _ _ [Ab] _ [Eb] you wanna find _ [Db] alligator _ [Ab] cowboy boots they'd just put onto you
[Ebm] Do you wanna flap your [Db] wings and fly _ [Dbm] away [Ab] _ [G] from [Eb] here _ _
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
Princess [G] do [Ab] you, do [Eb] you wanna flap your [Db] wings and fly away _ _ [Gm] [Ab] from here
[Eb] _
_ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
Princess [G] do [Ab] you, _ [Eb] do you wanna flap your wings [Db] and fly _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Bb] _