Polyester Bride Chords by Liz Phair

[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] I [G] _ _
[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _
[D] _ was [A] talking [G] not two [A] days ago [D] to a [A] certain bartender [G] I'm [A] lucky to know.
[D] And I asked [A] Henry, [G] my [A] bartending friend, [D] [A] if I should bother [G] dating [A] unfamous men.
And [C] Henry said, [G] you're lucky to [A] even know me. _ _
[C] _ [G] You're lucky to [A] be alive. _ _
[C] _ [G] You're lucky [A] to be drinking here for free.
Because [C] I'm a sucker [G] for your lucky pretty [A] _ eyes.
And [C] then he thought, do you [G] want to be a [F] polyester bride?
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[C] Do [G] you want to hang your [F] head in a dime?
[A] _
[C] Do you want [G] to find an [F] alligator or a cowboy if they [G] don't see you [C] on sale?
Do [G] you want to pop your [F] wings and fly [G] away [C] from here?
_ [G] _ [D] And I was [Em] sitting [G] not two [A] days ago, [D] _ [A] feeling lonely [G] because I'm just [A] feeling low.
[D] And I [A] asked Henry, [G] my [A] bartending friend, [D] _ [A] why it is that there [G] are those [A] kind of men.
And [C] Henry said, do you want [G] to be a [F] polyester bride?
_ [C] Do [G] you want to hang your [F] head in a dime?
_ [C] _ Do you want [G] to find an [F] alligator or a cowboy if they [G] don't [C] see you on sale?
Do [G] you want to flap your [F] wings and fly [G] away [C] from [G] here? _
[F] _ _ [G] Princess to [C] you, do you [G] want to flap your [F] wings and fly?
And he [C] goes, _ [G] but he keeps [F] telling me, [C] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ I keep on [F] pushing harder. _
[C] I keep on [F] pushing farther _ [C] away.
He keeps [F] telling me, baby, _ [G] he's a fake.
_ _ [C] Do you want [G] to be a [F] polyester bride?
[G] _ _ [C] Do you [G] want to hang your [F] head in _ [C] _ a dime?
Do you want to [G] find an alligator [F] or a cowboy if [G] they don't see you on [C] sale?
Do you [G] want to flap your wings [F] and [Am] fly [G] away [C] from here?
[G] Do you want to be a [F] polyester bride?
[G] _ _ [C] Do you want to [G] be a [F] polyester bride?
_ [G] _ [C] Do you want to [G] be a [F] polyester bride?
[G] Princess, do [C] you [G] really want to flap your wings [F] and fly [C] away from here? _ _
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