Chords for Lonesome Cowboy Burt

_ Tomorrow's [F] Wow!
_ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ My name is _ Bertram, I am [E] a redneck.
[B] All my [Gb] friends, they [A] call me Bert.
_ [Gb] All my family from [E] down in _ Texas,
[B] they call [A] me Dick and [Gb] Dirt.
[B] I'm here to [A] _ California
[Gb] to find me some [A] pretty girl.
_ [B] Sometimes things get [A] so horny.
[Gb] Ruby [A] lips, sweet [B] like _ _ love of [Gb] all [A] the beauty.
[B] For a pretty girl, I'll [E] even pay.
I'll [B] buy her a diamond [E] jewelry.
I [B] know they like [A] me, it's [B] what I see. _ _ _
_ [Eb] I know it's some gal, boy Bert,
speaking at you.
Spill my [F] delicious,
_ reeking at you.
_ Cocktail, boy Bert.
_ Cocktail, boy Bert.
_ I blow [Abm] that bitch on [Db] _ you. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ Put it on, _ yeah, put it on.
[Db] Get on some chow, [Ab] boy Bert.
_ _ [Eb] Some days, we get up [Ab] and turn.
_ _ [Db] I'm all in this place,
and [Ab] I'll buy you a taste.
[Eb] You can see it on my face,
where's [Ab] my waitress?
_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
Bertram _ [Gb] versus redneck. _ _
_ [Gb] _ Bertram versus redneck.
[B] _
_ [Bb] _ I'm on top of that guy.
Sweat all day and nothing hot.
[Ebm] He provides treat,
[E] quite a bundle I've made.
[Db] I'm a unionized group,
an old son of our guy. _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [B]
Read against all the kids,
Mr.
_ Drink telephone [Bb] on the floor.
_ [B] Find me some communist, Mr.
And a [F] hump on his face,
till he [Gb] don't move no more. _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ Santa [Db] Claus, Santa Claus,
Keep on [Bb] drinking till I puff up and turn red.
[Eb] You on the [E] shirt, give me [C] a shirt.
Give me candy in the [Db] head.
Give me candy in the head.
Boys, give me candy in the head.
Now, give me candy in the head.
_ [Eb]
Lord, some cowboy [Ab] Bert,
squeaking at you.
Some smell [F] my friend's ass shirt,
[Eb] reeking at you.
I'm a cowboy [Ab]
dance,
[Eb] a cowboy dance.
My soul, that ass,
[Db] I'm _ dancing.
_ _ _ [Eb] _
Lord, _ _ _ [Db] some _ _ _ _ cowboy [Ab] _ Bert,
_ _ _ don't you [Eb] get this _ fever, Bert. _ _
_ _ [Db] I'm all in this place,
and I'll buy you a taste,
and [Eb] you can sit on my face,
where's [Ab] my weakness.
_ _ [G] Opal, you hot little bitch. _ _ _ _
Yes, Jimmy Carl Black,
engine of the group.
What can I do [A] for you?
_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [Db] _
[Dbm] Mohanitz, what [F] are you doing here?
You just called me, didn't you?
All I said was,
Opal, you hot little bitch.
[Gb] I'm known by many names.