Chords for Loudon Wainwright III Unfriendly Skies

_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ Well, [E] _
that's some old material.
I have a new song I [Em] want to sing for you.
In fact, it's so new that [N] the _ proverbial glue is _ _ _ [D#] still _ [E] wet.
[B] _ _ [A] _ _ [N] Or not dry.
_ And by that I mean the glue that's holding a piece of this guitar together.
This guitar is a Martin D28 guitar, a fine American product, _ manufactured down there in Nazareth, [A] Pennsylvania. _ _
_ [E] And this [N] particular one just got out of the shop a few weeks ago.
I don't know if you can see it.
I mean, there's a couple of [E] dinks in this thing.
But this whole section was [B] _ _
stoved in.
_ _ [N] _ _ _
And _ here's _ _ _ _ how it all [D] happened. _ _ _
Well, I wonder _ [G] how Suzy is [D] doing _ _ _ at [Bm] the airport in Old [D] Durango. _ _
_ _ _ _ Does Suzy [G] still work [D] for the airlines? _ _
[Bm] I pray one day they let [A] that bitch go.
_ _ _ _ [G] _
_ Suzy's a big deal at [D] the airlines.
_ The _ [G] _ Durango _ [A] airport's pretty small. _ _ _
[G] She checks in and [D] tags [G] and handles some [D] baggage. _ _
[A] You could say that [D] Su does it all.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] You could say that [A] bitch Su [D] does it all.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I flew into [G] Durango [D] from Denver.
_ _ [Bm] Where I'd ground checked my Martin [D] guitar.
_ _ _ _ _ Suzy [G]
took it off of [D] that _ aircraft. _
[Bm] Threw it up on top of a [A] luggage car.
_ _ _ [G] _ From the airplane there [D] on the runway. _ _ _
_ [G] Through the window I [A] witnessed it _ all.
_ My [G] _
axe hit the [D] tarmac.
[A] [G] I swear I heard [D] her cry.
_ That old [A]
dreadnought took a [D] [A] dreadful [G] fall.
[Bm] _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ My [D] guitar [A] took a [D] terrible fall.
_ _ _ [F#m] So inside I showed Suzy [G] the damage. _ _
_ _ [D] Caused by her _ [A] negligent _ _ misdeed.
_ [F#m] She denied that it [G] even _ happened. _
_ _ [D] Innocent was how Suzy [F#m] did [A] plead.
_ _ _ [G] When I implied [D] that she was a liar. _
_ _ _ [G] That's when Suzy made up her [A] sick mind. _ _ _
_ [G] Hell surely don't [D] have [G]
that bitch [D] Suzy's wrath.
She was gonna [A] kick my [D] ass big time.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] That bitch [A] will kick [D] my ass big time. _
_ _ _ Kick it.
_ _ [G] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ Kick it again.
_ _ [G] _
_ _ [D] The _ _ _ [A] _
[Bm] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ next day [G] I went back to [D] the airport.
_ _ My [Bm] old six string held [D] together with tape. _ _
_ _ _ Suzy was [G] on duty [D] that morning.
_ From [Bm] that cold bitch I [A] could not escape.
_ _ She [G] said you can't take your guitar [D] to Texas. _ _ _
[G] Because it's in a soft [A] leather _ _ _ case.
_ _ [G] _ Either [D] leave it behind [G] or a hard [D] case go find.
I swear Su [A] had a smile [D] on her _ [G] _ face. _ _ _
_ _ [D] That bitch [F#m] had a smile on [D] her face.
_ _ _ _ And she showed [G] me a rule in a rule [D]
book.
_ _ Some [Bm] BS made up by the [D] FAA. _ _ _ _
I had to leave [A] my [G] guitar [D] in Durango.
_ _ [Bm] Have it fixed back home [A] to LA. _ _
_ _ _ [G] I borrowed an axe [D] down in Austin.
_ _ But [G] I swore I would right [A] Suzy's wrong.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ Lawyers [D] ain't cheap.
[G] I'm no _ [D] litigious creep.
So instead [A] I wrote [D] Suzy a [F#m] _ _ _ [G] song. _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ [D] I wrote that [A] bitch Suzy [D] this song. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#m] Now I think of myself as a [G] nice guy. _
_ _ [D] Usually I'm polite [A] never _ rude.
Of _ [F#m] course the bitch's real name [G] isn't Suzy. _
_ _ [D] Cause I don't wanna get my [A] ass sued. _ _ _ _
_ _ But I [G] _ wonder _ how [D] Angela's doing. _ _
_ _ [A] _ [G] _ That's something I'd sure [A] like to know. _ _ _
[G] Is Angie [D] still there with [G] her pony [D] tailed hair.
At the [A]
airport in Old [D] Durango.
_ [A] _ [G] _
_ _ _ [D] At the airport [A] in Old [D] _ Durango. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
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