Chords for Loudon Wainwright- Mr Guilty

[G] Close enough for country. _ _ _ _
_ I'm hoping that Garth Brooks is gonna record this [C] next number. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Call [G] me Mr.
Guilty!
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [F] Mr.
Guilty, that's my name.
_ _ _ [G] _ Without a doubt, it's all my fault.
_ _ [F] I am the [C] one to blame.
_ _ [Am] _ [Bm] _ [C] _ _ You say that you're unhappy?
Yeah, well, _ [F] _ _ I do believe it's true.
_ _ [G] And I'm the one, the no-good bum,
[F] [C] that did it all to you.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] Uh-huh.
I'm so sorry. _ _ _
Sorry as a man can be.
_ [D] _
I'm so guilty.
Hey!
[G] _ _
This is my apology. _ _ _
[A] _ [B] _ [C] _ You have been a victim, sweetheart. _
_ _ [F] I pawned in my cruel game, my little popsicle.
_ [G] I done you wrong and I strung you along and
_ [Dm] now I'm just [C] chock full of shame. _
Seriously.
_ _ You know, to compensate for damage done,
[Gm] well, there's not a lot that I [F] can do. _ _ _
_ [G] _ But I sit and I drank and I sit and I think.
[F] _ [C] About all I done to you.
Uh [Am]-huh.
_ You're a martyr.
_ _ You're taking all this time.
_ _ I'm a villain, I'm a villain, I'm a villain, he's a villain.
_ [G] [Eb] Guilty of [G] a dreadful [A] crime.
[B] _ _ [C] _ _ God, I love to do that. _
[A] _ [B] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
[G] _ [C] _ _ _ _ You know all your tearful logic,
remember your tearful logic?
_ [F] _ Sure you do. _ _
_ Finally [G] made me see I deserve the shame.
I deserve the blame.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
[F] [C] The guilt belongs to me.
_ You're _ _ [Gm] innocent and you're [C] pure.
_ _ _ [Dm] You're about as pure as driven [C] snow.
[G] _ _ You've been had.
I'm [F] a cad.
At [C] least at last I know. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _