Chords for Michael Buble vs. Josh Groban

You know, I've just realized that I don't want to sing any more jazz or standards or anything like that.
I'm sorry, you guys.
Look at the little looks on your faces.
Is he kidding?
Is he serious?
I'm serious.
_ You know what?
I don't even like jazz, to be honest with you.
_ I don't.
It's kind of like, well, oh, oh, let's see how many notes,
let's see how many funky notes we can put in a little few bars. _ _ _
Oh, boo, whatever.
Get your money back.
Get _ your money back.
Jazz is like a great blues band that fell down the stairs.
That's what it is. _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm tired of what I'm doing.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I'd like to start _ by kicking Josh Groban's little butt. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Alan Chang, [Abm] give me something nice. _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
[Dm] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ [Am] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ First I was afraid [B] I would be petrified
_ In the [G] thinking I would not _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [N] _ _
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_ OK, _ _ _ _ _ please, please. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Michael, Michael, Michael. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Sing it again.
Who wants my picture?
All right. _
_ _ _ _ Michael, _ _ _ you're doing an amazing job, by the way.
_ Michael Buble, everybody.
_ Ladies and gentlemen, everybody. _
I have no clue.
I have no clue you're coming out like this.
I've heard about this gag.
I've heard about this _ _ _ impersonation for quite some time. _ _
_ But I heard it tonight, _ _ _ _ _ _ and you don't do it right. _
_ _ _ _ _ Can we do something for fun?
No, because I'm going back _ home.
_ _ _ _ Don't leave.
Don't go.
I'm going home.
Ladies and gentlemen, my buddy Josh Groban.
I know _ you _ _ _ hate jazz all of a sudden, but stick to it.
All right.
Can we do an impersonation of each other?
I'll do a bit of one of your tunes, and you do a bit of one of my tunes.
Go.
Do it.
[C] _
_ Oh, it's already rehearsed.
[Dm] _ _ [C] What are the words, though?
Oh, [F] you're on your own, [C] Michael.
OK, can I do the_
Let me do the_
Who can say for certain?
[N] Am I Kermit the Frog?
What's going on here?
I can't do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You have to do this.
_ Right? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ That was absolutely perfect.
That was absolutely perfect.
I know you can do it.
Fly me to the [D] moon, and let the [G] sun _ [C]
shine.
Ha!
_ _ _ _ [E] _
Scooby-doo!
_ [Am] _ [G] _ [Fm] In other _ [G] words_
Hold my hand.
All right.
_ _ [F] In other _ [G] words_
I love you.
[Bb] _ [Gb] _ _ [Gm] _ [D] _
Josh Groban!
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ Groban, give him the love. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm watching you.
All of you.
_ _ Listen.
_ _ _ _ Josh, OK, fine.
You can_
You're good.
I didn't mean I wanted to kick your butt. _
_ _ I don't_
You know what?
I don't want to do Sinatra anymore.
He just inspired me.
He just_
No.
_ _ _ I want to be a pop singer. _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm going to be like Michael Jackson,
but not like Michael Jackson at all. _ _ _