Chords for Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - She's Vibrator Dependent

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_ _ I came home early one night from [C] work, saw my wife in bed with jerk, [D] she's in there thick
face plastic, _ _ [G] _ yelling and a screaming, [C] super day like [G] screaming, [D] she don't want my [G] lipstick,
_ [C] cause she's my creator [G] defendant, don't want me in it, [D] says I don't make the [G] right noise,
_ [C] been replaced by [G] batteries, hey there [Em] fellas can't you [D] see, she [C] just wants to play [G] with
her toys, _ _ she don't want to go out [C] and dance, she don't want to get [G] in my fancy, just stay
home and vibe [D] alright, _ _ [G] I'm getting dick blisters on my [C] hands, thinking maybe I ain't a man,
[D] man she ain't gonna get in drag [G] on me, cause [C] she's my creator [G] defendant, don't want me
in [D] it, says I don't make [G] the right noise, _ [C]
been replaced by [G] batteries, hey [Em] there fellas can't
[D] you see, she [C] just wants to [G] play with her toys, play with them honey, _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ go [G] play, _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
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_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ there she was
in the bedroom, _ sound like she's shaving her tally whacker with a battery powered device,
_ me I'm prancing around out in the living room, got the demon jism build up, I mean I got
a severe case of it, lot of pressure on my brain, eyeballs turning white, grabbing my
tally whacker all the time, I look her in the eye and I say, _ I say baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, _ baby, _ _ _
baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, _ baby, _ _ baby, baby, baby, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, _ baby, baby, baby, baby, _ baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
you gotta do something for me if you wanna do that, I said what's that honey, she said
Mojo, you know what you gotta do, _ _ you know I got these battery powered things here, _ and
you know I got some things to plug into the wall, put 110 volts on my tally whacker, _ Mojo
I want you to go out to the store, I want you to get me something, something big and
ugly, _ gigantic vibrator, _ vibratorzilla to me, drum plug, refrigerator Mojo, get vibratorzilla
bringing in here and put 220 on the money honey, _ _ _ I said baby, you done got crazy, _ and
then Mojo you can put your face in a special place, [C] but you gonna have to, [D] gonna have to
[Em] make a little [A] noise, _ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] _
turn down see [C] a nurse, hear her of this terrible [G] curse, doctor said
lady, [D] you're afflictive, _ [G]
ma'am you got a terrible [C] habit, now I told you not to [D] grab
it, I pronounce you [G] addictive, _ _ [C]
she's vibrator [G] dependent, don't want me [D] in it, says I don't
[G] make the right _ noise, [C]
been replaced by [G] batteries, hey [Em] there fellas can't you [D] see, she [C] just wants
to play [G] with her toys, _ [C] yeah she's vibrator [G] dependent, don't want me [D] in it, says I don't
make [G] the right _ noise, [C]
been replaced by [Em] batteries, hey there fellas can't [D] you see, she [C] just wants
to play [G] with her toys, _ _ [D]
she [C] just wants to play [G] with her toys, _ _ [D] _
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she's [C] got VD, [G] _ _ _ that's [C] vibrator
dependent lady now isn't it, _ _ [D]
no honey you [C] can't plug my [G] toes into the wall, _ I [C] ain't
gonna hum no more [G] either.
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