Chords for Mothers of Invention: Brown Shoes Don't Make It

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_ _ _ _ Brown shoes, _ don't make it Brown shoes, [B] _ _ [Gbm] don't make it
Quit school, _ why make [B] it [Gbm] Brown [B] shoes, _ [Gbm] don't make _ [C] it
If he dinnered by the pool, would [Db] you call him up? _ _ _
_ [C] Another year of school, you [Bb] don't care if he's too weird
Be [Gb] a plumber, he's a plumber, he's a plumber
He's a [A] bummer every [B] summer, be a [Db] loyal [D] _ _ [Gb] plastic _ [Dbm] robot
[D]
[Em] For [A] our world [B] _ _ [Gbm] _
doesn't _ _ care _ _
_ [F] Smile at every [E] ugly _ _
Shine on your [F] shoes and cut your [E] _
[Gbm] hair
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[B] _ [A] Be a jerk _ [B] _ _ [A] _
_ _ [B] _ _ [Gbm] _ and go to work
Be a jerk [B] and go to work
Do your job [B] and do it right
[Gbm] _ _ [B] _ _ [Gbm]
TV tonight
[B] _ _ [Gbm] _ _ _ [B] _
_ [Gbm] Do you love it, [B] do you [Gbm] hate it?
There it is, the way you made it Why?
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[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ A world [E] of _ _ secret _ _ _ wonders
_ _ _ [Gb] We're _ letting the [A] pain _ [Ab]
make _ [Bm] your love _ _
_ [Bb] Every _ _ detail _ is in the _ way _
_ [Dm] In a drawer, in a desk, by a dog, a high chair
[Gb] On a rug where they _ _ walk [Bb] and _
[Db] drool
_ [Ab] Past a [E] girl's in the _ _ _ _ office
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_ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ We see _ in the back _ [N] of the city _ hall _ _ mind
The _ dream _ of a _ girl _ _ about _ _ _ thirteen _
_ _ _ _ Off _ _
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_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
with her [B] _ clothes _ _ and _ into [Eb] a _ bed
Where she _ _
[Ab] _ tickles his [Am] _ fancy [Db] _ _ _ _ [B] all _ night long _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [F] His _ [Abm] _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
wife's attending an [Abm] orchid show _
_ She _ _ _ squealed for a week to [Gb] get him to [D] go
_ [F] _
_ _ [Ab] But _ back in the bed his teenage [Ebm] queen
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Is _ [Gb] _ rocking and rolling and acting [Db] _ [Fm] obscene Baby, baby
[G] _ _ _ [Db] Baby, _ [A] baby
_ [Ab] And _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ [D] _ he _ [C] _
loves it, he [D] loves it
[Dm] It curls up his toes
[Em] She bites his fat neck
And [F] it lights up his nose
But [Em] he cannot feel _
_ _ [Dm] the city hall breath
[Bb] She's nasty _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _
_ in [E] _ bed _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [B] _
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
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But you [B] can _ _ _ [Dm] _
do it some [Bb] _ more
[C] That doesn't [Ebm] bargain
_ [Abm] _ [Dm] It's nasty for [Eb] _ _ sure _
[G] Nasty, nasty, _ nasty _
[Dm] Nasty, [G] nasty, [G] nasty _ _
[N] Only _ thirteen
_ And [G] she knows how to nasty
She's so dirty [Dm] all _ [F] night _
[G] Curled up and down all _ day _
_ _ _ _ _ Well, she's only [D] fifteen
_ _ [F] _ And [C] right here she gets loaded _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ If [B] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [E] _ _
[Ebm] she were my daughter _ I'd
[Db] _
_ What would you do, Daddy?
[E] _ _
[Eb] If she were my daughter _ I'd
[Gm]
What would you do, Daddy?
If she were my daughter I'd
What would you do, Daddy?
Smother my daughter [G] in chocolate syrup
_ [Am] Drip [Bb] her on again Oh, baby
_ Smother that [Ab] girl [G] in chocolate _ [A] syrup
[Am] Drip her _ [E] on again
_ _ [Bb] She's a teenage baby and she pisses me off
I'd like [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
one to smother my daughter [G] in chocolate syrup
[C] And boogie till the cows come [Bb] _ _ home _ _
Time to go _ _ home _
_ [Ab] Badge is on [A] the _ _ [Bb] phone
_ Gotta meet [G]
the [A] gurneys
[Am] And a [Gb] dozen gray [D] _ _ attorneys
_ [C] _
_ _ TV dinner by the pool
[Db] I'm so glad I finished [Ebm] _ school _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ Life is [Ab] such a ball
[Bb] _ They [D] run the _ [C] world From _ city _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ Ahhhhhhh _
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