My Band Chords by D12

[F#m] _ _ _ [Bm] I [F#m] don't know dude, I think everybody's all jealous and [Bm] shit, cause I'm like [F#m] the lead
singer of the band dude, and I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me dude, and they
need to take it up with me after the show.
[E] _ [G] [F#m] Because, these chicks don't even [Bm] know the name of my [E] band, _
[F#m] but they're all on [Bm] me like
they want a whole [F#m] hand, _ cause once I blow they know [Bm] that I'll be the [E] man, _
[F#m] all because
I'm [Bm] the lead singer of my band.
[F#m] So I get off stage right, drop the mic, [C#] walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like, sup
[F#m] ladies, my name's Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D12 baby, they're all like, oh my
god [D] it's him, Becky oh my fucking god it's him, [F#m]
I swear to fucking god dude you fucking
rock, please [G#] Marshall please let [G] me suck your [F#m] cock, nevermind now, the rest of the fellas
get jealous, especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas, all the chicks start
yelling, all the [D] hot babes, all the bras and the shirts and the panties on [F#m] stage, so like
every single night they pick a fight with me, but when we fight it's kinda like stealing
rivalry, cause they're back on stage the next night with me, dude I just think [G#] you're trying
to steal [G] the light from [F#m] me, yesterday Kanava tried to pull a knife on me, cause I [C#] told
him Jessica Alba's [F#m] my wife to be, this rockstar shit is the life for [Bm] me, and all the other
guys just despise [F#m] me because, these chicks don't even [Bm] know the name of my [E] band, [F#m]
but they're
all on me like they want [G#] a whole hand, [F#m]
cause once I blow they [Bm] know that I'll be the [E] man,
[F#m]
all because I'm a [Bm] lead singer of my [F#m] _ _
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_ [C#m] _ [B] _ [Bm] _ _ [G#m] _ _ [F#m] _
band _ _ _ _ _ _
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[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ [G] _ [F#m] _
_ I thought you was a liar.
[C#] You swear?
I thought you were conniving.
[F#m] What the hell is wrong with that dressing [Bm] room?
Cause I should've looked smaller than [C#] a decimal.
See I [F#m] know how to rap.
It's simple but all I did was read a Russell Simmons book so I'm more intact.
Trying to get on the map doing jumps and [G#] jacks while getting [Bm] whipped on [F#m] my ass.
Look at them little punk ass thinking he the shit.
Yeah [C#] I know man.
By himself taking on a full ass.
Hey [F#m] I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue.
No I had an interview.
Not you two.
You gonna be late for sound check.
I ain't going to [D] sound check.
Man our mics are screwed up.
And his always sound best.
You know what man?
I'm gonna say something.
Hey yo L.
You [G#m] got something to [G] say?
[F#m] I thought you was about to tell him off man.
What's [Bm] up?
Man I'm gonna tell him what [F#] I feel like it man.
Shut up.
You [A] ain't even back [C#] me up.
We supposed to be [F#m] crew.
Man I was about to talk right after you.
I swear.
I swear man.
These chicks don't even [Bm] know the name of my [C#m] band.
[F#m]
But they're all on me [Bm] like they want a [F#m] whole hand.
Cause once I blow they [Bm] know that I'll be the [C#m] man.
[F#m]
All because I'm the [D] lead singer of [Bm] my band.
[F#m] They say the lead singers rock but the group is not.
When we sold out [C#m] arenas to amusement parks.
I'm [F#m] gonna let the world know that prudence is a crime.
When the roof is [Bm] hot I should cut this mic off and the music [F#m] start.
You know what's next?
Ready to snap on the dumb ass [Bm] fan.
Every time I hang.
Hey Theseus I love [F#m] your band.
We ain't a band bitch we don't play [Bm] instruments.
So I give 90 and we only get [F#m] 10%.
I'm telling these guys I can find a year for every encode
[C#] Proof game of bank
Bitch, [Bm] carry [F#m] on
Can't make it to the States
Security in my [Bm] way
[F#m] Fuckin' you, M.S.I..D. crack! God damn it, I'm sick of this group Fuck [C#] cops moving in solo [Bm] and mixing [F#m] loop I told y'all make the beats and run all the raps To a tyin' artist, slip me some crack Lose Yourself video? I was in the [G#] back Superman [C#m] video? I was in the back [F#m] Fuck the media, I got some suggestions Fuck [G#] Marshall, ask us some [F#m] questions like Who is D12? How we get started? But what about Eminem? Bitch, are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the poppiest [Bm] guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think [F#m] I'm cute Then he told me to do sit-ups to get [Bm] buff Get two and [C#] a half and couldn't get [E] up [F#m] Fuck D12, I'm out of this [B] band I'm about to start a [E] group with the real one [D] Girl, when _ [C#] you see you're the [F#m] only [F] one for [A] me [D#] And it's just [D] 10 YR _ [C#] to know [B] that you know _ [F#] Man, [C#] we fuckin' can't [F#m] sing These tricks don't even [Bm] roll the name of [C#] my band [F#m] But they all on me [Bm] like they one of O [C#m]'Han's [F#m] Cause once I blow I [Bm] know that I'll be the [C#m] man [F#m] All because I'm limbo's [Bm] niggas [G] My [F#] band, my band, my [Bm] band, my [C#] band My band, my band, [Bm] my [G#m] band, _ [F#m] my band The _ _ hottest boy band in the world _ _ [C#] D12 _ [F#m] _ I'm the lead singer of my band I [Bm] get all the girls I take off the runnerjack [F#m] I'm the lead singer of my band My [Bm] salsa makes all the pretty girls [F#m] 1, 2, Tanz my salsa Oh, [Bm] look out for my next single It's [F#m] called My Salsa _ My [G#] salsa _ _ [F#m] makes all the pretty girls [Bm] 1, 2, Tanz and [C#m] take off the [F#m] runnerjack My salsa makes all the pretty girls [Bm] 1, 2, Tanz and take [F#m] off the runnerjack My