never be clever Chords by Herman Brood & His Wild Romance

[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] uh [Bb]-huh. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ No. _
So down the line [F] I head up high
[Dm] [Gm] And I wonderin why [Eb] it's so hard to [Bb] feel fine
Took all I need [F] I got but no [G] change
Pop me through the [Eb] feet and I [Bb] hootted and [F] heaved
Truth be little ladies seems I'm wasting her time
[G] I head out and [Eb] boot it and I [Bb] sail back and frown
[F] When people say I used to be pretty
[G] I guess I'm gonna [Eb] have tole [Bb] myself a devil
I never, _ _ [Gm]
I [Eb] never [Bb] be clever _ _ _
I _ never ever [F] try, _
[Gm] _ [Eb] I [Bb] never be [Bbm] clever
_ [Bb] _
_ _ I _ see the saddle, [F] the sense of humor
[G] You think you're a girl, [Eb] you look just [Bb] for the rumor
My holy mama [F] make me concentrate
[G] I'm a rat, a rat, [Eb] a rat, a rat, [Bb] a rat, a rat, [F] a rat
I love to hang around and honky complacent
[G] _
I'm fascinated, [Eb] _ [Bb] staring her [F] face in _
She's a saint, I used to do better
[G] She's a [Eb] rat, I'm such [Bb] a cat
I never, [F] _ _ [Gm] _ I never [Bb] be clever
_ _ _ You know that I never, [Am] _ [Gm] I _ [Eb] never [Bb] be clever
_ _ _ _ [Db] Oh, [Eb] _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Db] _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _ _ [Db] _
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[Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[Db] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Db] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm down the [F] line, you know my head up high
[G] Been wondering why [Eb] it's so hard [Bb] to feel _ alive
All I need, [F] I got plenty to eat
[G] I'm about to feel it, [Eb] feeling I'm [Bb] cool like a bee
[F] Proving little lady seems I'm wasting her [Eb] time
[G] Before [Eb] I shout, you [Bb] should have to cram
[F] Some people say I used to do better
[G] But I'm gonna have [Eb] to put [Bb] myself together
I [Am] never, _ [Gm] _ [Eb] I [Bb] never be clever
_ I _ _ never ever [A] [Gm] try, _ I never [Bb] be clever
_ _ _ _ _ Never, _ [A] _ [Gm] _ I [Bb] never be clever
_ _ I _ _ never ever [F] _ [Gm] mind, [Eb] I never [Bb] be clever _ Oh, [N] you_
Hey, _ thank you, thank _ you _
At first I thought it wasn't worth the effort
But _ after this thunderous applause, _ _ _ _ I'm gonna get used to it
Because I see some old friends over there _ _
I'm gonna introduce you to two of _ the strongest ladies in Western Europe
Hey Nina, _ come out here a minute
_ Lena, help me out, _ _ unless_
_ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ _ _ Hey, I was thinking _ _ of some song, _ _ it goes like this
_ _ Hey, Danny, can you write some chords? _ _ _ _
_ It's an experiment, don't let the drums get you
I want to improvise
Yeah, you have to be good
_ _ Hey, Danny, come on, man _
_ _ _ Okay, uh_ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Love myself [Ab] and I [Db] don't need nobody [Ab] else _
[Bbm] I _ love you [Ab] like I love myself and I don't need nobody [G] else
_ [Db] _ _ I love you [Ab] like I love [Eb] myself and I don't need nobody [Db]
[Ab] else
Okay, [Bb] that's two times in the song
[Ab] And then another two times and it ends up with six times, okay? _
_ So, _ _ uh_ _
_ I'll be forced to let you hear it, so here _
Danny, _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Db] _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [Eb] _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [Db] you'll see [Ab] me again [Eb] and I'm gonna have you back in [Db] town
_ [Eb] _
[Ab] Show your beautiful boyfriend to say honey and [Eb] I hate to see him [Db] around
[Eb] _
[Ab] Hey, _ blackjack, I want you so [Eb] much, can't handle _ [Db] myself
[Eb]
It's [Ab] like you find me not a teenage love but I could [Eb] fool myself, [Db] girl child
[Eb] _
[Db] I love you _ [Ab] like I love myself [Eb] and I don't need [Db] nobody [C] else
I [Ab] _ _ [Bbm] _ love you [Ab] like I love myself [Eb] and I don't need nobody [Db] _ [Bb] _
[Ab] else
Well, _ [Db] Danny, you know, [Ab]
you'll see [Eb] me again, I know he's [Db] around
[Eb] _
[Ab] Show your beautiful [Db] playboy kind of [Ab] boyfriend and [Eb] I hate to see [Db] him back in [Eb]
town
[Ab] Hey, ma, _ [Db] I [Ab] want you so much, [Eb] can't handle [Db] myself
_ [Eb] _
[Ab] It's like you find me not a [Db] teenage love but I could [Ab] _ _ [Eb] fool _ [Db] myself, [Eb] girl child
I [Db] love you _ [Ab] like I love myself [Eb] and I don't need [Db] nobody else
[C] _ [Ab] _ _ [Bb] _ I love [Ab] you like I love myself [Eb] and I don't need nobody [Bbm] _
else Nobody else!
Nobody else!
_ _ _ _ Hey, _ _ we're The Phony [Ab] and the Hardcore and we've come up with this song
and [Bbm] _ _ it's [C] about you always think you need the artist [Db] _ _ but it's often the other way around
Giet, I'm not sure we need you
_ _ Cause _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ when you need me, [F] _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [Ab] I [Gb] can hear you move
As _ [Db] _
_ _ _ [Ab] [Bbm] long as you're [Ab] around, [Gb] I don't feel alone
Well, [Db] _
_ _ I love you [Ab] like I love [Eb] myself and I don't need [Db] nobody else
[C] _
[Ab] [Bb] I _ love you [Ab] like I love myself [Eb] and I don't need nobody [Db] else
[C] _
_ [Db] _ [D] _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] Don't need _ [Db] nobody else
[Cm] _
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ [Eb] Don't need nobody [Db] else
[C] _
_ [Db] _ I [Ab] love you like I love [Eb] myself and I don't need nobody [Db] else
[C] _
[Bb] _ _ I love you [Ab] like I love [Eb] myself and I don't need _ [Db] _ [C] nobody _ [Db] else
I love you [Ab] like I love myself and [Eb] I don't need_
One [Db] more, try [Ab] one _ [Bb] _ _ more time
I love you [Ab] like I love myself and [Eb] I don't need [Db] nobody [Bb] _ _
[Bbm] else
Hey Atlanta Lubbitts, Nina [N] Hagen