Chords for Nightcore - beautiful (heathers)
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September 1st, 1989.
[D] Dear Diary,
[G] I believe I'm a good person.
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, [D] but
Here we [G] are!
First day of senior year!
[E] And, uh, [D] I look around at these kids that I've known all my [Em] life and I ask myself,
What [Dm] happened?
Bleak, slut, burnout, un-un-poser, lard-ass!
[E] [D] They're so tiny, happy and shiny,
Playing tag and getting chased.
Freak, slut, lizard, soy-butt.
[Dm] Singing and clapping, laughing and napping,
Baking cookies, eating [Gm] paste.
All night, [D] stuck up, hushed back.
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading [Em]
Rome.
Oh, [D] sorry!
Welcome to my school, to say [B] no high school,
This [Eb] is the Thunderdome.
Hold your breath and count the [A] days,
We're graduating [F] soon.
My [Eb] trash!
College will be paradise [Bb] if I'm not dead [Am] by June.
[Bb] But I know, [C] life can be beautiful,
I pray, I pray [F] for a way.
If we changed back then, we [Eb] could [Dm] change [Em] again.
[F] We can be [G] beautiful.
[Dm]
Ow!
Just not today.
Hey, are you okay?
[G] Get away, [Bb] nerd!
[C] Oh, okay.
[Dm] Bleak, slut, un-un [G]-poser, lard-ass!
[F] [D] Things will get better, soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke or [G] Brown.
Get from this coma, [Bb] take my diploma,
Then [D] I can blow this [Eb] town.
Dream of ivy-covered [Dm] walls and smoky French cafes.
[Eb] Watch it!
Find the urge to strike a [A] match and set [Gm] this Dumbbell Blaze.
[Cm]
Boop!
Ram Sweeney, third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick.
What did you say to [Bb] me, skank? Ah, nothing.
I know,
[D] [F] life can be beautiful,
I [Bb]
pray, I [F] pray for a better way.
If we were kind before, we [Eb] can be kind [Gm] once more.
[Dm] We can [C] be beautiful.
Ah!
Hey, [D] Martha.
Hey.
[N] Martha Dunstock, my best friend since [D] diapers.
We on [G] for movie night?
Yeah, you're on Dippy [Dm] Potty Tale.
I rented The Princess [N] Bride.
Oh, again?
Wait, don't you have it [D] memorized by now?
What can I [N] say?
I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
Martha Dump Truck, wide load!
Ha!
Ha!
[Ab] Kirk Kelly, quarterback.
He is the smartest guy on the football team,
which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Ha!
All right!
Hey, pick that up, right now!
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
Yes, I am.
I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend.
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen.
A future gas station attendant.
You have a zit right there.
Ha!
[Dm] [E] Dear Diary,
[Ab] Why do they [F] hate me?
Why do I fight back?
[C] Why do I act like Sides of Cream?
[Cm] Why won't you date me?
Why did I hit him?
Why do I cry in my [Bbm] phone to sleep?
[Fm] Somebody help me!
[C] Somebody fix [F] me!
Somebody save me!
[G] Send me a time guide!
Give me some hope here!
[C] Something to live!
Oh!
[E]
[A] [C] [E]
[A] [C]
[E] Ah, [Gb] Heather, [E] Heather.
[B]
[G] Heathers, they float [Am] above it [Abm] all.
I love Heather, [Gb] Heather, and [Abm]
Heather.
Heather Mera, head [Bm] cheerleader.
Her dad is loaded.
[Dm] He sells engagement rings.
[E] Heather Duke runs the [Bm] yearbook.
No discernible [Gb] personality, but her [G] mom did pay for implants.
[Abm]
And Heather [B] Chandler, [Gbm] the almighty.
[Eb] She is a mythic bitch.
They're [F] solid Teflon.
Never bothered, [Eb] never harassed.
I would [A] give anything to be like that.
[Bb] [Dm] I'd like to be their [F] boyfriend.
That would be beautiful.
[Bb] If I sat at their [F] table, guys would notice me.
So beautiful.
I'd like them to be [Eb] nicer.
That [Bb] would be beautiful.
I'd like to kidnap a [F] Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse [Dm] and leave her tied up for the rats.
[D] Shh!
[Dm]
Bulimia's so 87.
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather.
Yeah, Heather, [Gb] maybe I should.
[Eb]
Perhaps you didn't hear [E] the bell over all the vomiting.
[Ebm] You're late for class.
Heather wasn't feeling well.
We're helping her.
Not without a hall pass, you're not.
Weeks detention.
Um, actually, Miss Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass.
[F] Your book committee.
[Eb] I see you're all listed.
[C] Hurry up and [F] get where you're going.
[Db] [D] This [Eb] is an excellent forgery.
[F] Who are you?
Uh, [G] Veronica Sawyer.
[Cm] I crave a boon.
What [Db] boon?
Um, [N] let me sit at your table at lunch just once.
No talking necessary.
If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone.
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes.
How about prescription?
Shut up, Heather!
[Abm] Sorry, Heather.
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone [Cm] structure.
And a symmetrical [G] face.
If I took [Eb] a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves.
That's very important.
Of course [G] you could stand to lose a few [Eb] pounds.
And you know, [Ab] you know, you [Bb] know, this could be beautiful.
[Ab] Mascara, maybe [Eb] some lip gloss, and we're on our way.
Get this girl some blush, and [Ab] Heather, I need your brush.
Let's [Bb] make her [F] beautiful.
Let's make her beautiful.
Let's make her beautiful.
[G]
Okay.
Okay.
[Fm]
[Cm] Out of my way, geek.
[Dm] I don't want trouble.
[Ab] You're gonna die every geek.
[Cm] Don't you dare touch me and [Dm] get away, pervert.
[Cm] What did I [B] ever [Bbm] do to help?
[Fm] We're gonna survive this.
[C] I'm gonna [Fm] make this.
[G] I think I'm dying.
Who's that [F] with Heather?
[D] Whoa.
[C]
Heather, [D] Heather, [Ab] Heather.
And [C] someone.
Heather, Heather, Heather.
And a big Heather, Heather, Heather.
[G] Veronica?
Veronica, Veronica, [F] Veronica.
[Bb]
[Gbm] And you know, you know, you know, [Gb] this could be beautiful.
[B] You hope you dream, [Gb] you pray, and you get your way.
As [Bbm] the highway feels, [B] you're like hell on wheels.
My [Ab] God, it's beautiful.
Beautiful.
I might be beautiful.
Beautiful.
But [Bb] when you're beautiful.
It's a beautiful [Eb] freaking day.
[B] [Eb] Veronica,
[Abm] [Eb] Veronica, Veronica.
[D] Dear Diary,
[G] I believe I'm a good person.
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, [D] but
Here we [G] are!
First day of senior year!
[E] And, uh, [D] I look around at these kids that I've known all my [Em] life and I ask myself,
What [Dm] happened?
Bleak, slut, burnout, un-un-poser, lard-ass!
[E] [D] They're so tiny, happy and shiny,
Playing tag and getting chased.
Freak, slut, lizard, soy-butt.
[Dm] Singing and clapping, laughing and napping,
Baking cookies, eating [Gm] paste.
All night, [D] stuck up, hushed back.
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading [Em]
Rome.
Oh, [D] sorry!
Welcome to my school, to say [B] no high school,
This [Eb] is the Thunderdome.
Hold your breath and count the [A] days,
We're graduating [F] soon.
My [Eb] trash!
College will be paradise [Bb] if I'm not dead [Am] by June.
[Bb] But I know, [C] life can be beautiful,
I pray, I pray [F] for a way.
If we changed back then, we [Eb] could [Dm] change [Em] again.
[F] We can be [G] beautiful.
[Dm]
Ow!
Just not today.
Hey, are you okay?
[G] Get away, [Bb] nerd!
[C] Oh, okay.
[Dm] Bleak, slut, un-un [G]-poser, lard-ass!
[F] [D] Things will get better, soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke or [G] Brown.
Get from this coma, [Bb] take my diploma,
Then [D] I can blow this [Eb] town.
Dream of ivy-covered [Dm] walls and smoky French cafes.
[Eb] Watch it!
Find the urge to strike a [A] match and set [Gm] this Dumbbell Blaze.
[Cm]
Boop!
Ram Sweeney, third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick.
What did you say to [Bb] me, skank? Ah, nothing.
I know,
[D] [F] life can be beautiful,
I [Bb]
pray, I [F] pray for a better way.
If we were kind before, we [Eb] can be kind [Gm] once more.
[Dm] We can [C] be beautiful.
Ah!
Hey, [D] Martha.
Hey.
[N] Martha Dunstock, my best friend since [D] diapers.
We on [G] for movie night?
Yeah, you're on Dippy [Dm] Potty Tale.
I rented The Princess [N] Bride.
Oh, again?
Wait, don't you have it [D] memorized by now?
What can I [N] say?
I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
Martha Dump Truck, wide load!
Ha!
Ha!
[Ab] Kirk Kelly, quarterback.
He is the smartest guy on the football team,
which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Ha!
All right!
Hey, pick that up, right now!
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
Yes, I am.
I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend.
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen.
A future gas station attendant.
You have a zit right there.
Ha!
[Dm] [E] Dear Diary,
[Ab] Why do they [F] hate me?
Why do I fight back?
[C] Why do I act like Sides of Cream?
[Cm] Why won't you date me?
Why did I hit him?
Why do I cry in my [Bbm] phone to sleep?
[Fm] Somebody help me!
[C] Somebody fix [F] me!
Somebody save me!
[G] Send me a time guide!
Give me some hope here!
[C] Something to live!
Oh!
[E]
[A] [C] [E]
[A] [C]
[E] Ah, [Gb] Heather, [E] Heather.
[B]
[G] Heathers, they float [Am] above it [Abm] all.
I love Heather, [Gb] Heather, and [Abm]
Heather.
Heather Mera, head [Bm] cheerleader.
Her dad is loaded.
[Dm] He sells engagement rings.
[E] Heather Duke runs the [Bm] yearbook.
No discernible [Gb] personality, but her [G] mom did pay for implants.
[Abm]
And Heather [B] Chandler, [Gbm] the almighty.
[Eb] She is a mythic bitch.
They're [F] solid Teflon.
Never bothered, [Eb] never harassed.
I would [A] give anything to be like that.
[Bb] [Dm] I'd like to be their [F] boyfriend.
That would be beautiful.
[Bb] If I sat at their [F] table, guys would notice me.
So beautiful.
I'd like them to be [Eb] nicer.
That [Bb] would be beautiful.
I'd like to kidnap a [F] Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse [Dm] and leave her tied up for the rats.
[D] Shh!
[Dm]
Bulimia's so 87.
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather.
Yeah, Heather, [Gb] maybe I should.
[Eb]
Perhaps you didn't hear [E] the bell over all the vomiting.
[Ebm] You're late for class.
Heather wasn't feeling well.
We're helping her.
Not without a hall pass, you're not.
Weeks detention.
Um, actually, Miss Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass.
[F] Your book committee.
[Eb] I see you're all listed.
[C] Hurry up and [F] get where you're going.
[Db] [D] This [Eb] is an excellent forgery.
[F] Who are you?
Uh, [G] Veronica Sawyer.
[Cm] I crave a boon.
What [Db] boon?
Um, [N] let me sit at your table at lunch just once.
No talking necessary.
If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone.
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes.
How about prescription?
Shut up, Heather!
[Abm] Sorry, Heather.
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone [Cm] structure.
And a symmetrical [G] face.
If I took [Eb] a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves.
That's very important.
Of course [G] you could stand to lose a few [Eb] pounds.
And you know, [Ab] you know, you [Bb] know, this could be beautiful.
[Ab] Mascara, maybe [Eb] some lip gloss, and we're on our way.
Get this girl some blush, and [Ab] Heather, I need your brush.
Let's [Bb] make her [F] beautiful.
Let's make her beautiful.
Let's make her beautiful.
[G]
Okay.
Okay.
[Fm]
[Cm] Out of my way, geek.
[Dm] I don't want trouble.
[Ab] You're gonna die every geek.
[Cm] Don't you dare touch me and [Dm] get away, pervert.
[Cm] What did I [B] ever [Bbm] do to help?
[Fm] We're gonna survive this.
[C] I'm gonna [Fm] make this.
[G] I think I'm dying.
Who's that [F] with Heather?
[D] Whoa.
[C]
Heather, [D] Heather, [Ab] Heather.
And [C] someone.
Heather, Heather, Heather.
And a big Heather, Heather, Heather.
[G] Veronica?
Veronica, Veronica, [F] Veronica.
[Bb]
[Gbm] And you know, you know, you know, [Gb] this could be beautiful.
[B] You hope you dream, [Gb] you pray, and you get your way.
As [Bbm] the highway feels, [B] you're like hell on wheels.
My [Ab] God, it's beautiful.
Beautiful.
I might be beautiful.
Beautiful.
But [Bb] when you're beautiful.
It's a beautiful [Eb] freaking day.
[B] [Eb] Veronica,
[Abm] [Eb] Veronica, Veronica.
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_ _ _ _ _ September 1st, 1989.
[D] Dear Diary,
[G] I believe I'm a good person.
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, [D] but_
Here we [G] are!
First day of senior year!
[E] And, uh, [D] I look around at these kids that I've known all my [Em] life and I ask myself,
What [Dm] happened?
Bleak, slut, burnout, un-un-poser, lard-ass!
[E] _ [D] _ They're so tiny, happy and shiny,
Playing tag and getting chased.
Freak, slut, lizard, soy-butt.
[Dm] Singing and clapping, laughing and napping,
Baking cookies, eating [Gm] paste.
All night, [D] stuck up, hushed back.
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading [Em]
Rome.
Oh, [D] sorry!
Welcome to my school, to say [B] no high school,
This [Eb] is the Thunderdome.
Hold your breath and count the [A] days,
We're graduating [F] soon.
My [Eb] trash!
College will be paradise [Bb] if I'm not dead [Am] by June.
[Bb] But I know, _ [C] _ life can be beautiful,
I pray, I pray [F] for a way.
If we changed back then, we [Eb] could [Dm] change [Em] again.
[F] We can be [G] beautiful.
[Dm] _ _
Ow!
Just not today.
Hey, are you okay?
[G] Get away, [Bb] nerd!
[C] Oh, okay.
[Dm] Bleak, slut, un-un [G]-poser, lard-ass!
_ [F] _ [D] Things will get better, soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke or [G] Brown.
Get from this coma, [Bb] take my diploma,
Then [D] I can blow this [Eb] town.
Dream of ivy-covered [Dm] walls and smoky French cafes.
[Eb] Watch it!
Find the urge to strike a [A] match and set [Gm] this Dumbbell Blaze.
[Cm] _
_ Boop!
Ram Sweeney, third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick.
What did you say to [Bb] me, skank? Ah, nothing.
I know, _
[D] _ _ [F] life can be beautiful,
I [Bb]
pray, I [F] pray for a better way.
If we were kind before, we [Eb] can be kind [Gm] once more.
[Dm] We can [C] be beautiful.
_ _ Ah!
Hey, [D] Martha.
Hey.
_ [N] Martha Dunstock, my best friend since [D] diapers.
We on [G] for movie night?
Yeah, you're on Dippy [Dm] Potty Tale.
I rented The Princess [N] Bride.
Oh, again?
Wait, don't you have it [D] memorized by now?
What can I [N] say?
I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
Martha Dump Truck, wide load!
Ha!
Ha!
_ [Ab] Kirk Kelly, quarterback.
He is the smartest guy on the football team,
which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Ha!
All right!
Hey, pick that up, right now!
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
Yes, I am.
I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend.
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen.
A future gas station attendant.
_ You have a zit right there.
Ha!
_ [Dm] _ _ [E] Dear Diary,
[Ab] _ Why do they [F] hate me?
Why do I fight back?
[C] Why do I act like Sides of Cream?
[Cm] Why won't you date me?
Why did I hit him?
Why do I cry in my [Bbm] phone to sleep?
[Fm] Somebody help me!
[C] Somebody fix [F] me!
Somebody save me!
[G] Send me a time guide!
Give me some hope here!
[C] Something to live!
Oh!
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [C] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _
_ [E] _ Ah, _ [Gb] Heather, _ [E] Heather.
_ _ _ _ _ [B]
[G] Heathers, they float [Am] above it [Abm] all.
I love Heather, _ [Gb] _ Heather, and [Abm]
Heather.
Heather Mera, head [Bm] cheerleader.
Her dad is loaded.
[Dm] He sells engagement rings.
_ [E] _ Heather Duke runs the [Bm] yearbook.
No discernible [Gb] personality, but her [G] mom did pay for implants.
_ [Abm] _ _
And Heather [B] Chandler, [Gbm] the almighty.
[Eb] She is a mythic bitch.
_ _ They're [F] solid Teflon.
Never bothered, [Eb] never harassed.
I would [A] give anything to be like that.
[Bb] _ _ [Dm] I'd like to be their [F] boyfriend.
That would be beautiful.
[Bb] If I sat at their [F] table, guys would notice me.
So beautiful.
_ _ I'd like them to be [Eb] nicer.
That [Bb] would be beautiful.
I'd like to kidnap a [F] Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse [Dm] and leave her tied up for the rats.
[D] Shh!
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ Bulimia's so 87.
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather.
Yeah, Heather, [Gb] maybe I should.
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ Perhaps you didn't hear [E] the bell over all the vomiting.
[Ebm] You're late for class.
Heather wasn't feeling well.
We're helping her.
Not without a hall pass, you're not.
Weeks detention.
Um, actually, Miss Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass.
[F] Your book committee. _ _
[Eb] I see you're all listed.
[C] _ Hurry up and [F] get where you're going.
[Db] _ [D] This [Eb] is an excellent forgery.
[F] Who are you?
Uh, [G] Veronica Sawyer.
[Cm] I crave a boon.
What [Db] boon?
_ Um, [N] let me sit at your table at lunch just once.
No talking necessary.
If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone. _
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes.
How about prescription?
Shut up, Heather!
[Abm] Sorry, Heather.
_ For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone [Cm] structure.
And a symmetrical [G] face.
If I took [Eb] a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves.
That's very important.
Of course [G] you could stand to lose a few [Eb] pounds.
And you know, [Ab] you know, you [Bb] know, this could be beautiful.
_ [Ab] Mascara, maybe [Eb] some lip gloss, and we're on our way.
Get this girl some blush, and [Ab] Heather, I need your brush.
Let's [Bb] make her [F] beautiful.
Let's make her beautiful.
Let's make her beautiful.
_ [G] _ _
_ Okay.
Okay.
_ _ _ [Fm] _
[Cm] Out of my way, geek.
[Dm] I don't want trouble.
[Ab] You're gonna die every geek.
[Cm] Don't you dare touch me and [Dm] get away, pervert.
[Cm] What did I [B] ever [Bbm] do to help?
[Fm] We're gonna survive this.
[C] I'm gonna [Fm] make this.
[G] I think I'm dying.
Who's that [F] with Heather?
_ [D] Whoa.
_ [C] _ _
Heather, _ [D] Heather, _ [Ab] Heather.
And [C] someone.
_ Heather, Heather, _ Heather.
And a big Heather, _ Heather, Heather.
[G] Veronica? _
Veronica, Veronica, [F] Veronica.
_ [Bb] _ _
[Gbm] And you know, you know, you know, [Gb] this could be beautiful.
[B] You hope you dream, [Gb] you pray, and you get your way.
As [Bbm] the highway feels, [B] you're like hell on wheels.
My [Ab] God, it's beautiful.
Beautiful.
I might be beautiful.
Beautiful.
But [Bb] when you're beautiful. _ _
It's a beautiful [Eb] freaking day. _ _
_ _ [B] _ [Eb] Veronica, _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ [Eb] Veronica, _ Veronica. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Dear Diary,
[G] I believe I'm a good person.
You know, I think that there's good in everyone, [D] but_
Here we [G] are!
First day of senior year!
[E] And, uh, [D] I look around at these kids that I've known all my [Em] life and I ask myself,
What [Dm] happened?
Bleak, slut, burnout, un-un-poser, lard-ass!
[E] _ [D] _ They're so tiny, happy and shiny,
Playing tag and getting chased.
Freak, slut, lizard, soy-butt.
[Dm] Singing and clapping, laughing and napping,
Baking cookies, eating [Gm] paste.
All night, [D] stuck up, hushed back.
Then we got bigger, that was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading [Em]
Rome.
Oh, [D] sorry!
Welcome to my school, to say [B] no high school,
This [Eb] is the Thunderdome.
Hold your breath and count the [A] days,
We're graduating [F] soon.
My [Eb] trash!
College will be paradise [Bb] if I'm not dead [Am] by June.
[Bb] But I know, _ [C] _ life can be beautiful,
I pray, I pray [F] for a way.
If we changed back then, we [Eb] could [Dm] change [Em] again.
[F] We can be [G] beautiful.
[Dm] _ _
Ow!
Just not today.
Hey, are you okay?
[G] Get away, [Bb] nerd!
[C] Oh, okay.
[Dm] Bleak, slut, un-un [G]-poser, lard-ass!
_ [F] _ [D] Things will get better, soon as my letter
Comes from Harvard, Duke or [G] Brown.
Get from this coma, [Bb] take my diploma,
Then [D] I can blow this [Eb] town.
Dream of ivy-covered [Dm] walls and smoky French cafes.
[Eb] Watch it!
Find the urge to strike a [A] match and set [Gm] this Dumbbell Blaze.
[Cm] _
_ Boop!
Ram Sweeney, third year as linebacker
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick.
What did you say to [Bb] me, skank? Ah, nothing.
I know, _
[D] _ _ [F] life can be beautiful,
I [Bb]
pray, I [F] pray for a better way.
If we were kind before, we [Eb] can be kind [Gm] once more.
[Dm] We can [C] be beautiful.
_ _ Ah!
Hey, [D] Martha.
Hey.
_ [N] Martha Dunstock, my best friend since [D] diapers.
We on [G] for movie night?
Yeah, you're on Dippy [Dm] Potty Tale.
I rented The Princess [N] Bride.
Oh, again?
Wait, don't you have it [D] memorized by now?
What can I [N] say?
I'm a sucker for a happy ending.
Martha Dump Truck, wide load!
Ha!
Ha!
_ [Ab] Kirk Kelly, quarterback.
He is the smartest guy on the football team,
which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Ha!
All right!
Hey, pick that up, right now!
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?
Yes, I am.
I want to know what gives you the right to pick on my friend.
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen.
A future gas station attendant.
_ You have a zit right there.
Ha!
_ [Dm] _ _ [E] Dear Diary,
[Ab] _ Why do they [F] hate me?
Why do I fight back?
[C] Why do I act like Sides of Cream?
[Cm] Why won't you date me?
Why did I hit him?
Why do I cry in my [Bbm] phone to sleep?
[Fm] Somebody help me!
[C] Somebody fix [F] me!
Somebody save me!
[G] Send me a time guide!
Give me some hope here!
[C] Something to live!
Oh!
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [C] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _
_ [E] _ Ah, _ [Gb] Heather, _ [E] Heather.
_ _ _ _ _ [B]
[G] Heathers, they float [Am] above it [Abm] all.
I love Heather, _ [Gb] _ Heather, and [Abm]
Heather.
Heather Mera, head [Bm] cheerleader.
Her dad is loaded.
[Dm] He sells engagement rings.
_ [E] _ Heather Duke runs the [Bm] yearbook.
No discernible [Gb] personality, but her [G] mom did pay for implants.
_ [Abm] _ _
And Heather [B] Chandler, [Gbm] the almighty.
[Eb] She is a mythic bitch.
_ _ They're [F] solid Teflon.
Never bothered, [Eb] never harassed.
I would [A] give anything to be like that.
[Bb] _ _ [Dm] I'd like to be their [F] boyfriend.
That would be beautiful.
[Bb] If I sat at their [F] table, guys would notice me.
So beautiful.
_ _ I'd like them to be [Eb] nicer.
That [Bb] would be beautiful.
I'd like to kidnap a [F] Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse [Dm] and leave her tied up for the rats.
[D] Shh!
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
_ Bulimia's so 87.
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather.
Yeah, Heather, [Gb] maybe I should.
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ Perhaps you didn't hear [E] the bell over all the vomiting.
[Ebm] You're late for class.
Heather wasn't feeling well.
We're helping her.
Not without a hall pass, you're not.
Weeks detention.
Um, actually, Miss Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass.
[F] Your book committee. _ _
[Eb] I see you're all listed.
[C] _ Hurry up and [F] get where you're going.
[Db] _ [D] This [Eb] is an excellent forgery.
[F] Who are you?
Uh, [G] Veronica Sawyer.
[Cm] I crave a boon.
What [Db] boon?
_ Um, [N] let me sit at your table at lunch just once.
No talking necessary.
If people think you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone. _
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes.
How about prescription?
Shut up, Heather!
[Abm] Sorry, Heather.
_ For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone [Cm] structure.
And a symmetrical [G] face.
If I took [Eb] a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves.
That's very important.
Of course [G] you could stand to lose a few [Eb] pounds.
And you know, [Ab] you know, you [Bb] know, this could be beautiful.
_ [Ab] Mascara, maybe [Eb] some lip gloss, and we're on our way.
Get this girl some blush, and [Ab] Heather, I need your brush.
Let's [Bb] make her [F] beautiful.
Let's make her beautiful.
Let's make her beautiful.
_ [G] _ _
_ Okay.
Okay.
_ _ _ [Fm] _
[Cm] Out of my way, geek.
[Dm] I don't want trouble.
[Ab] You're gonna die every geek.
[Cm] Don't you dare touch me and [Dm] get away, pervert.
[Cm] What did I [B] ever [Bbm] do to help?
[Fm] We're gonna survive this.
[C] I'm gonna [Fm] make this.
[G] I think I'm dying.
Who's that [F] with Heather?
_ [D] Whoa.
_ [C] _ _
Heather, _ [D] Heather, _ [Ab] Heather.
And [C] someone.
_ Heather, Heather, _ Heather.
And a big Heather, _ Heather, Heather.
[G] Veronica? _
Veronica, Veronica, [F] Veronica.
_ [Bb] _ _
[Gbm] And you know, you know, you know, [Gb] this could be beautiful.
[B] You hope you dream, [Gb] you pray, and you get your way.
As [Bbm] the highway feels, [B] you're like hell on wheels.
My [Ab] God, it's beautiful.
Beautiful.
I might be beautiful.
Beautiful.
But [Bb] when you're beautiful. _ _
It's a beautiful [Eb] freaking day. _ _
_ _ [B] _ [Eb] Veronica, _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ [Eb] Veronica, _ Veronica. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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