Odd Børretzen - Morgenstemning fra Bøler Chords

I'll start with a western, with an old melody, called Move On.
It has a little background story, this western.
_ _ _ I'm a professional humorist.
I write for a mission, _ and I was given the mission to write a humorous joke about big city traffic.
I said yes to that, and they said yes. _
_ And then I realized that I didn't have anything funny to say about big city traffic, so I made a western instead.
It's a western about _ _ _ _ a morning atmosphere from Veitbett, Bøller, or something like that.
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Move on
[D] Alright, city [C] slickers, we're coming now
[G] We're moving on
[D] _ It was [G] dark out there and cold
A bird was screaming over the forest
All the men in the dark knew what we were going to do that day
The women knew, [C] and the women were very strict
I held my wife in my arms, and we had to [G] go home together
_ Be careful, I told her, I'm [D] not a coward
I knew [F] I would [E] be as careful that day as a man [G] can be, and still be a man
I knew I [D] wouldn't do what I wanted to do that day, [G] _ [Em] because I wanted to [G] do what I was supposed to do that day
I _ knew I would do what I wanted to do that day, because I had to do what I was supposed to do that _ day
We were on our way, at 8.10, had to be at [Ab] the office [G] before [C] 9
Step on the gas, [Gm] step [B] [C] on _ [Gm] the gas, [G] step on the gas
_ We _ _ [D] _ knew what we [C] had to do, we had to have a parking [G] space
Everything on the city border started to get [Fm] difficult
A green [G] Opel, I saw my mirror first, it was [Abm] in my left driver's window
There are two [G] driver's windows there, a right one and a left one
It was in my left [Am] driver's [C] window, I understood immediately what he wanted
He wanted to push [Db] me between the gas [G] station, and of course I wanted to stand there with my front wheels against the two [D] rows of fields
And be loose, [Abm] be [Gm] loose, drop dead man, drop dead, there was only one [G] thing to do
And I did it first, because [Dm] I was the fastest, with a movement [G] in my arm, and I had turned down in anger
At the same time I stepped on the gas and threw my car in front of the Opel car
There was only one thing to do, and I did it first, because I was the fastest
_ _ _ I threw a pink car in front of a fire hydrant, it was his [A] own fault, [G] he came from the left side
[C] Step [G] on the gas, step on [Gm] the gas, _ [G] step on the gas _ _
We _ _ [D] _ knew what we had to do, [C] we had to have a parking [G] space _
_ [D] _ [F] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [F] It was evening again out [G] there, _ [Gm] I held my wife in my arms again
Do you have to miss school tomorrow as well?
_ Yes, I do
Does it [C] never [Eb] end, does it?
_ No, I say, it doesn't end [Cm] _ before_
It doesn't [Gm] end _ [Bb] before_
_ [F] Oh no, she understood what I meant
[C] [Bbm] We both knew, _ _ [Am] I was the [C] fastest today, [A] the [F] strongest
_ [Gm] Maybe I'm also the fastest tomorrow, [Eb] and the day [Fm] after tomorrow
[A] But one [G] day, _ [Gm] _ [Eb] one day I [E] will meet someone [Gm] younger and stronger than me
Maybe one of the new 1973 models with two front [Cm] wheels
And it will be me, _ lying there, [Eb] _
bathing in my own [F] brake fluid
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