Funky Worm Chords by Ohio Players

[A] _ She's here, Mr.
Johnson.
Okay, thank you very much.
Granny, [C] they're [G] expecting you.
You're a little [C] late, so [Dm] come for dinner.
[Am] I am.
Okay?
What?
Say it [C] now?
Say [A] it now?
Yes.
Me and the Ohio Panthers gonna tell you [C] about a worm.
He's [G] the funkiest [E] worm in the [A] world.
Okay, say it, [Gm] fellas.
_ [G] _ [F] There's a [A] worm in [Gm] the ground.
Yes, there is.
[F] [Gm] That's right.
That's right.
And he [F] is six [Dm] feet [Gm] down.
Six feet down.
He [Dm] only comes [Gm] around.
_ When he wants to get [F] down.
But when he comes [Gm] out of his hole, he's down [F] something [Bb] like this.
[G] _ _ [Am] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ [Am] _ [Dm] _ [Am] _ _
_ Oh, [G] that's funky.
[Am] That's funky. _ _
_ _ Like nine cans of shaving powder.
That's funky.
_ _ Come on [G] with it again, fellas.
Come on with it.
In a [Dm] foreign [G] land.
Yeah, [F] yeah.
_ [G] Sing it. _
[F] Play it [Gm] _ _ [F] again.
[G] He plays [C] guitar [F] without any [Em] hands.
Pretty good, [Dm] I might add.
Yeah.
[Gm] When he grabs his guitar [F] and starts to pluck, [C] everybody [F] wants to [C] get up and dance.
[Am] _ [G] _
[A] _ _ _ _ [C] I'll [G] get it, baby.
[Am] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I'm his manager.
Yeah.
_ _ [D] _ [Am] Gonna make a million dollars.
I'll get it all [G] till he [C] can't spend it.
_ [Gm]
[G] Don't stop now, honey.
[F] Get [G] down.
_ _ [F] _
[G] That's it.
[F] That's it.
[Dm] _ [G] _ [F] Don't _
[G] fight the [F] feeling.
Don't fight [Gm] it.
_ [F] _ [Dm]
[G] Okay, [F] that's enough.
Get out of [G] here.
Here he [C] goes.
People [Dm] listen to this.
She really [Am] funky.
Get out of here.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Am] _ _ We're going back in his hole.
This is the same way it came out.
_ _ _ _ Do we get paid for this?
I want to know.
Yes, of course.
We do?
Okay.
Okay.
You have to.