Chords for Bootsy Collins - What's a Telephone Bill

[B] _ _ _ _ [C#] _ Hello, [D] Baba
_ _ _ _ _ [E] Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again.
_ [F#m] _ _ _
_ [D] Oh
Yeah, I'm loaded
[E] with verbal rap ability, [C#m] baby
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[D] You know you inspire me to poetry
[E] So _ _ [F#m] _ listen while I recite naughty nothing
[D] _ _ That'll wet [A] your eardrums _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [A] Oh
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[E] _ _ I [F#m] _ guess you'd call me an obscene phone [D] call.
_ I'm [E] not a storyteller though, [C#m] Baba.
_ I'd rather be [D] with you mean to me
_ Sort _ [A] _ _
[E] _ of [G#] physical love like [C#m] Baba
_ [F#m] _
_ _ [D] You're the sweetest [A] fantasy I know [E] _ you
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_ _ [D] Excuse me [C#m] if I seem [E] _ [F#m] obscene to you
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Watch
[F#m] I'm being real and [E]
that's a [F#m] thing to _ _ do _
_ [Bm] [D] I'm waiting _ _ [E] _
for the [F#m] moment when you got time to kill
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_ And if [D] I can't [E] get your love, then what's the telephone [C#m] bill?
_ Oh baby, uh, [D] uh, uh, why don't you just hang on?
I'd [A] like to, I'd like [C#m] to, I'd [F#m] like to, yeah, yeah, yeah
[D] _ I'd like [A] to make sweet [C#m] love to _ _ you _
_ [E] _ [F#m] _ No, [G#] _ [A] _ _
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_ _ _ [D] _ _ [G#] _ [F#m] _ _
_ [C#m] _ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ _ _ _ not [A] that baby. _
_ [G#] I want to be real [F#m] with you _ _
_ _ [D] _ [Bm] Let me just [A] breathe in your ear hole, baby
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_ _ [D] _ _ _ [C#m] Don't fake me out
_ [F#m] G-G-G-G [D]-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-I Love ya, baby
I'd [Bm] like to [C#m] make sweet love to [F#m] you
Let's see if I can hit that note again
[D] I love ya, baby _ [C#m] I
G [E] _ _ [F#m] _ -G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-I
[A] _ [D] _ _ I'd [C#m] like to make sweet love to you
[F#] Can you just [F#m] explain to me what key are you in?
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I [F#m] like to get real_ Oomph! _
Damn!
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_ _ _ _ [D] And if I_
And if I_
Can you bet [E] your life there was a telephone [F#] bill?
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_ _ _ _ [D] I'm [C#m] gonna make it up [F#m] to _ _ _ _ you_ Shhh!
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_ [D] Maybe I'll manicure your [F#m] toenails and_
_ Mix me [C#m] up a little [F#m] _ bit_
Rub my body with _ [B] _ [A] yours_ _
[C#m] Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you_
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