Chords for PaulThorn - I Guess I'll Just Stay Married - MusicFest 2015

[F] I think I speak for all the gentlemen on stage today Chris Max and Matt.
It's [N] very good time today.
Hey
[F] Thank [C] _ y'all for [N] making me a part of this whole thing because I'm not from Texas.
I'm from Mississippi.
I love my Texas
[C] How many [Bb] _ [N] married folks got there raise your hand
They do can't they do categories of married people
Then the love one another and wants to go skiing down the slope together and hold hands
And there's others that each night when they kneel by their bed they pray that their mate will pass [F] away
This _ _ _ _ _ _ _
is a song about them people
_ I [D] _ _
[G] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ [Bb] _
[F] _ _ _ [Cm] _ [F] got lucky on my birthday
[Fm] My [Bb] wife reluctantly
Let me [Db] have my [F] way
She said this is for you
Do what you must [G] do
Let me [C] know when you're through
_ [F] _ [C] _ _ _ [F] I thought things would change
When we're tired tonight
But the [Bbm] life I dreamed of
[F] Ain't what I got _
When she says no
She means [C] no _
Hell [F] no, [C] [Bb] I
_ [F] _ _
_ [Bb] Couldn't get laid when I was single
If you threw me in a [F] woman's prison _ _ _ _
_ _ I [G] am the poster child for total [C] _ rejection
[F] _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] Celibacy is a cross that [Db] I must [Am] carry
[Cm] _ [D] I
_ [Db] Couldn't [G] get laid when I was [C] single
So I guess I'll [Fm] just stay married
[Bb]
This [F] _ is the greatest song of all time _ _
_ _ I can't take credit because the Lord gave me the words
I was just holding the pencil.
I give him all the praise honor and glory today Anyway
_ _ On his last verse he speaks to all the men
And on the last chorus, I'm gonna bring out my special guest backup singer miss Shaniqua It's awesome
_ _ I've got a bulldog
He lives on a chain
I [Bb] know what he's going through.
I feel [F] his pain
He don't have no fun
on [G] that doggy run
He never [F] gets none
_ _ [C] _ _ [F] He's got potential
[C] If he could get [F] free
But he's on [Bb] a short leash
Just [F] like me
_ He goes through life
[A] With hungry [G] eyes
[Dbm] Watching bitches go [F] back
[Bb] I _ [F] _ _ _
[Bb] couldn't get laid when I was single
If you [Bbm] threw me in a [F] woman's prison
He's in a [Db] prison
[F] _ [G] I am the poster child _ _ for total [C] rejection
He's so pitiful
_ _ [Gb] _ [Bb] Celibacy is a cross that I must carry _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ You ain't [D] getting none
[G] I couldn't get laid when I was single
_ [C]
So I guess [F] I'll just stay [C] married
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [N] _ _