Psychostick: The Dumb Song Chords

_ [C#] You're dumb. _ _
You're dumb.
_ _ Same thing. _
_ Still dumb. _ _ _
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[F#] Hey Murph, [C] you're dumb.
No, you're [F#] dumb.
No, you're [C] dumb.
Well, you're dumb because you got glasses [F#] on.
Well, you're dumb.
[C] Your nose is funny and [F#] dumb.
Oh yeah, well your eyes are [C] dumb.
Well, I'm going to sing while you're [F#] dumb.
[C] Your boobs are overdue [F#] because you're dumb.
Oh yeah?
[C] Well, your hips are in a way [F#] because you're dumb.
[C] Your shirt's chucking's washed because it's cotton and dumb.
Well, your toilet overflowed.
[C#] You know Murph, you're not the only one that's dumb.
Who else is dumb?
Everybody!
You're right, they're all dumb.
[F#] Hey you, [C] you go to blood a cop [F#] because you're dumb.
Yeah, and you download in song because you're dumb.
Your hip joints are in flames because you're dumb.
[C] Your brain's all stupid.
[D#] Oh, they [B] can't you see?
[D#] Everyone is dumb [C#] but me.
[D#] I'm never [B] ever wrong.
[D#m] And that's all you'll [C#] ever be. _
[F#] People all have notes are dumb.
Long you do that, the dumber you [F] sound.
_ [F#] _ It's daylight saving time because you're dumb.
That guy right there is dumb because you're dumb.
[C] One time he went to a dollhouse and got some french fries and some ketchup [N] packets.
He sat down to eat them but he couldn't get them open so he went to the store to buy some scissors
but he didn't have enough money so he started running to a friend's house to borrow some money
so he could buy some scissors to open up your ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully
but then just before he got to his front door a piano fell on your head [F#] because you're dumb.
[C] Didn't see that coming.
[D#] Oh, say can [B] you see?
[D#] Everyone is dumb [C#] but me.
[D#] I'm never [B] ever wrong.
[D#] And that's all you'll [C#] ever be.
That was beautiful.
Thank you.
You're still dumb.
[C] The song [Dm] now died.
[G] You're dead [A] because you're dumb.
[F] Oh wait, you're [A] still alive.
[F] You're still dumb nonetheless.
_ [D] _ _ _ _
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_ You're old because you're dumb. _
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_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [D]
You're dumb because you bought a heavy car with an overhead. _ _ _
[D#] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ [C] _ _
[F#] _ _ [C] _ _ [F#] _
[C] You died while in the [F#] pit because you're [C] dumb.
Your funeral was [F#] boring because you're dumb.
[C] You're six feet [F#] underground because you're dumb.
[C] Now you're all dead [D] stuff.
You're dumb because this sounds like a death tone [G#] song.
You're dumb because pandas are in danger.
You're dumb because everything is composed of matter.
You're dumb because smiley face.
You're dumb because this recording studio is just my closet in my apartment.
And [G#] you're dumb because I'm out of dumb things to say.
Dummy.
Duh.