Chords for Puppet Show - Conspiracy Music Guru
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[Am] [E] [G] Well, let me tell you something about the space station.
It's only really there in your [Db] imagination.
[C] That thing ain't real.
It's science fiction.
[G] It's there to feed your space addiction.
[D] Those astronauts are not in space.
[G] It's written all over their stupid faces.
I can spot a lie from a hundred miles.
And I can spot a fraud from the way they smile.
[C] Didn't you learn nothing from the fake moon?
[G] Missing that puppet show from President Nixon?
[D] Well, listen up, they're doing it again, it seems.
[G] Check out the harnesses and green screens.
I used to work a lot in film and TV.
I know a bit about the television [B] trickery.
[C] To create the illusion that you're somewhere that you're not, [G] a green screen is what you're
gonna use a lot.
[D] Or if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceiling, [Bm] the illusion that you're floating
is what [G] they'll be believing.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're [Gm] lying to the [G] human race.
[D] [C] [Bm] [D] [G] So let me tell you something about a zero-g plane.
This thing flies up and then down again.
[C] Some weird stuff happens if you're on the inside.
[G] You start to float as the plane takes a dive.
[D] Simply add an actor that's trained to deceive, and you got [C] yourself an [G] astronaut, or so you believe.
Plane flies up and that's everyone's cue, then action.
We got some deceiving to do.
[C] Plane flies down and then everyone knows [G] to start the ISS live show.
[D] Floating in a plane with zero-g, but you only see astronauts on your [G] TV.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying [Gm] to the [G] human race.
[D] [C] [Bm] [D] [G] Well, another thing I noticed when I looked at these fools.
They're filming spacewalks in buoyancy pools.
[C] NASA's gonna tell you that it's just for training [G] to practice for space station maintaining.
[D] Well, I thought about that, but if that's the case, [G] then why the hell can I see bubbles in space?
Take a hard look at the next spacewalk and tell me if you can see bubbles [Dm] at all.
[C] Open your eyes, man, I'll bet you a quarter.
[G] Those spacewalks are filmed underwater.
[D] I can see space bubbles everywhere.
[G] Hey, [D] NASA, how the hell did those get [G] there?
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying to the human race.
[D] [C] [Bm] [D] [G] So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISS, take another look at your TV [Db] set.
[C] They're pretty good at faking, so you gotta look close.
[G] Pay some attention to the way the actor [D] floats.
If you ask me, that ain't zero gravity, [G] but Hollywood effects that I see on my TV.
Take a good look at the whole damn thing.
These lying bastards are just [Dm] puppets on the string.
[C] It's all a big science fiction puppet show.
[G] The game's up, NAS-hoes, cause we all know.
[D] Thanks for the show, NASA.
It's been a blast.
[Eb] Now take [Bm] your fake [Gb] station and shove it up [G] your
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [Bb] stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying to the whole human race.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [C] stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating [Eb] in space.
No, you're [D] not.
You're lying to the whole [Eb] human race, man.
All y [A]'all watching is a puppet [G] show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, [G] of course.
And yeah, they all get paid.
Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
No, you're not.
You're lying to the whole human race.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [C] stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors.
[G] [D] [Gm] [D]
[C]
[G] [D]
[Am] [E] [G] Well, let me tell you something about the space station.
It's only really there in your [Db] imagination.
[C] That thing ain't real.
It's science fiction.
[G] It's there to feed your space addiction.
[D] Those astronauts are not in space.
[G] It's written all over their stupid faces.
I can spot a lie from a hundred miles.
And I can spot a fraud from the way they smile.
[C] Didn't you learn nothing from the fake moon?
[G] Missing that puppet show from President Nixon?
[D] Well, listen up, they're doing it again, it seems.
[G] Check out the harnesses and green screens.
I used to work a lot in film and TV.
I know a bit about the television [B] trickery.
[C] To create the illusion that you're somewhere that you're not, [G] a green screen is what you're
gonna use a lot.
[D] Or if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceiling, [Bm] the illusion that you're floating
is what [G] they'll be believing.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're [Gm] lying to the [G] human race.
[D] [C] [Bm] [D] [G] So let me tell you something about a zero-g plane.
This thing flies up and then down again.
[C] Some weird stuff happens if you're on the inside.
[G] You start to float as the plane takes a dive.
[D] Simply add an actor that's trained to deceive, and you got [C] yourself an [G] astronaut, or so you believe.
Plane flies up and that's everyone's cue, then action.
We got some deceiving to do.
[C] Plane flies down and then everyone knows [G] to start the ISS live show.
[D] Floating in a plane with zero-g, but you only see astronauts on your [G] TV.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying [Gm] to the [G] human race.
[D] [C] [Bm] [D] [G] Well, another thing I noticed when I looked at these fools.
They're filming spacewalks in buoyancy pools.
[C] NASA's gonna tell you that it's just for training [G] to practice for space station maintaining.
[D] Well, I thought about that, but if that's the case, [G] then why the hell can I see bubbles in space?
Take a hard look at the next spacewalk and tell me if you can see bubbles [Dm] at all.
[C] Open your eyes, man, I'll bet you a quarter.
[G] Those spacewalks are filmed underwater.
[D] I can see space bubbles everywhere.
[G] Hey, [D] NASA, how the hell did those get [G] there?
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying to the human race.
[D] [C] [Bm] [D] [G] So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISS, take another look at your TV [Db] set.
[C] They're pretty good at faking, so you gotta look close.
[G] Pay some attention to the way the actor [D] floats.
If you ask me, that ain't zero gravity, [G] but Hollywood effects that I see on my TV.
Take a good look at the whole damn thing.
These lying bastards are just [Dm] puppets on the string.
[C] It's all a big science fiction puppet show.
[G] The game's up, NAS-hoes, cause we all know.
[D] Thanks for the show, NASA.
It's been a blast.
[Eb] Now take [Bm] your fake [Gb] station and shove it up [G] your
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [Bb] stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying to the whole human race.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [C] stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating [Eb] in space.
No, you're [D] not.
You're lying to the whole [Eb] human race, man.
All y [A]'all watching is a puppet [G] show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, [G] of course.
And yeah, they all get paid.
Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
No, you're not.
You're lying to the whole human race.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [C] stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors.
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[Am] _ [E] _ _ _ [G] Well, let me tell you something about the space station.
It's only really there in your [Db] imagination.
[C] That thing ain't real.
It's science fiction.
[G] It's there to feed your space addiction.
[D] Those astronauts are not in space.
[G] It's written all over their stupid faces.
I can spot a lie from a hundred miles.
And I can spot a fraud from the way they smile.
[C] Didn't you learn nothing from the fake moon?
[G] Missing that puppet show from President Nixon?
[D] Well, listen up, they're doing it again, it seems.
[G] Check out the harnesses and green screens.
I used to work a lot in film and TV.
I know a bit about the television [B] trickery.
[C] To create the illusion that you're somewhere that you're not, [G] a green screen is what you're
gonna use a lot.
[D] Or if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceiling, [Bm] the illusion that you're floating
is what [G] they'll be believing.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're [Gm] lying to the [G] human race. _ _ _
_ [D] _ [C] _ [Bm] _ [D] [G] So let me tell you something about a zero-g plane.
This thing flies up and then down again.
[C] Some weird stuff happens if you're on the inside.
[G] You start to float as the plane takes a dive.
[D] Simply add an actor that's trained to deceive, and you got [C] yourself an [G] astronaut, or so you believe.
Plane flies up and that's everyone's cue, then action.
We got some deceiving to do.
[C] Plane flies down and then everyone knows [G] to start the ISS live show.
[D] Floating in a plane with zero-g, but you only see astronauts on your [G] TV.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying [Gm] to the [G] human race. _ _ _
[D] _ _ [C] _ [Bm] _ [D] [G] Well, another thing I noticed when I looked at these fools.
They're filming spacewalks in buoyancy pools.
[C] NASA's gonna tell you that it's just for training [G] to practice for space station maintaining.
[D] Well, I thought about that, but if that's the case, [G] then why the hell can I see bubbles in space?
Take a hard look at the next spacewalk and tell me if you can see bubbles [Dm] at all.
[C] Open your eyes, man, I'll bet you a quarter.
[G] Those spacewalks are filmed underwater.
[D] I can see space bubbles everywhere.
[G] Hey, [D] NASA, how the hell did those get [G] there?
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying to the human race. _ _ _
_ [D] _ [C] _ [Bm] _ [D] [G] So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISS, take another look at your TV [Db] set.
[C] They're pretty good at faking, so you gotta look close.
[G] Pay some attention to the way the actor [D] floats.
If you ask me, that ain't zero gravity, [G] but Hollywood effects that I see on my TV.
Take a good look at the whole damn thing.
These lying bastards are just [Dm] puppets on the string.
[C] It's all a big science fiction puppet show.
[G] The game's up, NAS-hoes, cause we all know.
[D] Thanks for the show, NASA.
It's been a blast.
[Eb] Now take [Bm] your fake [Gb] station and shove it up [G] your_
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [Bb] stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying to the whole human race.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [C] stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating [Eb] in space.
No, you're [D] not.
You're lying to the whole [Eb] human race, man.
All y [A]'all watching is a puppet [G] show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
_ [C] Astronauts, they're actors, [G] of course.
And yeah, they all get paid.
Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
No, you're not.
You're lying to the whole human race.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [C] stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors.
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_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[Am] _ [E] _ _ _ [G] Well, let me tell you something about the space station.
It's only really there in your [Db] imagination.
[C] That thing ain't real.
It's science fiction.
[G] It's there to feed your space addiction.
[D] Those astronauts are not in space.
[G] It's written all over their stupid faces.
I can spot a lie from a hundred miles.
And I can spot a fraud from the way they smile.
[C] Didn't you learn nothing from the fake moon?
[G] Missing that puppet show from President Nixon?
[D] Well, listen up, they're doing it again, it seems.
[G] Check out the harnesses and green screens.
I used to work a lot in film and TV.
I know a bit about the television [B] trickery.
[C] To create the illusion that you're somewhere that you're not, [G] a green screen is what you're
gonna use a lot.
[D] Or if you wear a harness and attach it to the ceiling, [Bm] the illusion that you're floating
is what [G] they'll be believing.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're [Gm] lying to the [G] human race. _ _ _
_ [D] _ [C] _ [Bm] _ [D] [G] So let me tell you something about a zero-g plane.
This thing flies up and then down again.
[C] Some weird stuff happens if you're on the inside.
[G] You start to float as the plane takes a dive.
[D] Simply add an actor that's trained to deceive, and you got [C] yourself an [G] astronaut, or so you believe.
Plane flies up and that's everyone's cue, then action.
We got some deceiving to do.
[C] Plane flies down and then everyone knows [G] to start the ISS live show.
[D] Floating in a plane with zero-g, but you only see astronauts on your [G] TV.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying [Gm] to the [G] human race. _ _ _
[D] _ _ [C] _ [Bm] _ [D] [G] Well, another thing I noticed when I looked at these fools.
They're filming spacewalks in buoyancy pools.
[C] NASA's gonna tell you that it's just for training [G] to practice for space station maintaining.
[D] Well, I thought about that, but if that's the case, [G] then why the hell can I see bubbles in space?
Take a hard look at the next spacewalk and tell me if you can see bubbles [Dm] at all.
[C] Open your eyes, man, I'll bet you a quarter.
[G] Those spacewalks are filmed underwater.
[D] I can see space bubbles everywhere.
[G] Hey, [D] NASA, how the hell did those get [G] there?
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying to the human race. _ _ _
_ [D] _ [C] _ [Bm] _ [D] [G] So when you see an astronaut aboard the ISS, take another look at your TV [Db] set.
[C] They're pretty good at faking, so you gotta look close.
[G] Pay some attention to the way the actor [D] floats.
If you ask me, that ain't zero gravity, [G] but Hollywood effects that I see on my TV.
Take a good look at the whole damn thing.
These lying bastards are just [Dm] puppets on the string.
[C] It's all a big science fiction puppet show.
[G] The game's up, NAS-hoes, cause we all know.
[D] Thanks for the show, NASA.
It's been a blast.
[Eb] Now take [Bm] your fake [Gb] station and shove it up [G] your_
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [Bb] stage.
[C] Astronauts, they're actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
[G] No, you're not.
You're lying to the whole human race.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [C] stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors, of course.
[G] And yeah, they all get paid.
[D] Look at me, ma, I'm floating [Eb] in space.
No, you're [D] not.
You're lying to the whole [Eb] human race, man.
All y [A]'all watching is a puppet [G] show.
Yeah, the whole world's a stage.
_ [C] Astronauts, they're actors, [G] of course.
And yeah, they all get paid.
Look at me, ma, I'm floating in space.
No, you're not.
You're lying to the whole human race.
All y'all watching is a puppet show.
Yeah, the whole world's a [C] stage.
Astronauts, they're just actors.
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