Chords for Ray Jessel - The Penis Song (What She's Got)

Not the story of his life.
At _ least as far as you know, I would like to [C] know. _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ [G] I _ _ _
_ [C] met this girl, _ _ and she's just great. _ _ _
[Dm] This girl [G] I just [C] adore. _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] The [C] problem is, _ she has much more
[Am] than [D] I had [Bm] bargained [G] for. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
She's got [C] that style, _ she's [B] got that smile.
She's [Bb] got the tongue, _ she's got [A] the walk.
_ She's [Gb] got that [D] zing, _ [Dm] there's just one thing.
She's [N] got a penis.
_ [Bb] _ _
[Ab] _ _ [G] _ She's [C] got a [Bb] penis.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] _ She's [C] got that flair, _ knows [B] what to wear. _
[Bb] She's got that face, that [A]
girlish grace.
She's [D] got _ pizzazz, [F] too bad she [G] has a [Bb] penis.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] _ She's [C] got a penis.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [G] _ [C] _
Now there's [E] always some failure, always some flaw.
[F] _ Ain't that [E] what they [F] call _ [Dm] Murphy's Law?
[Am]
But male _ genitalia, [D] that's where I draw the line.
_ [Dm] Besides, [G] hers is bigger than mine.
_ But [C] she's so hip, _ this [B] babe's a trip.
She's [Bb]
distangi, _ she's [A] got cachet. _
[D] She's what her name, _ [F] ain't it a shame?
A [Bb] crime that's heinous. _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ [Dm] Those lips, [Eb] those eyes, [G] then [A] big [G] surprise, that penis.
[Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [G] _
She's got a [E] penis.
[Bb] _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [Dm] My [Eb] life's a mess,
[C] it's under [A] that dress, [G] she's got a [Ab]
penis.
P-E [G] [Ab]-N-I-S [Eb]-E Yeah!
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