Chords for Ray Stevens - "Doctor Doctor (Have Mercy On Me)"
Tempo:
94.6 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Dm]
Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on [G] me.
Have
[D] mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] You doctors, you get all the [C] breaks.
You get to [C#] bury your [G] mistakes.
Dr.
[D] have mercy on [G] me.
[Dm] [G] Well the cruelest thing that was [C] ever invented
came out of a mind that was truly [G] demented.
It's a little old thing they call the [D] Proctoscope.
[G] I said a little old thing, that ain't exactly right.
[C] Cause it's a three foot piece of galvanized [G] pipe
that can make a [D] sedentary middle aged man [G] out jump an antelope.
Heaven knows what goes on in their minds.
[C] Why some of these doctors think they're [G] divine.
About one half step down from the [D] men upstairs.
Well [G] they can't walk on water or part the [C] sea.
But I had one who separated me [G] from my gallbladder
[D] and every penny of money I [G] made for the last two years.
Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
[D] Have mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] The practice of medicine is a [C] must,
but must you [C#] always practice on [D] us?
Dr.
have mercy on [G] me.
[A#] [G] [Dm]
[G] They'll make you wait in their office for hours on [C] end
while they drive in from the club in their [G] Mercedes Benz
that you paid for with your [D] hemorrhoidectomy.
[G] And those little gowns they give you,
you've got no back at [C] all and they'd be too short
if you were three feet [G] tall.
I tell you it's just [D] a plot to strip you [G] of your pride and dignity.
Strip down naked boy, cough and [C] sneeze
and jump up on that table on your hands and [G] knees.
Now there's not another person in the world [D] who'd do that for us.
[G] But we just jump on up there like a cocker [C] spaniel,
like it's written somewhere in some sacred [G] manual
that you do everything [D] the doctor tells you.
[G] Look at who they think they are!
Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Have [D] mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] Well, you practice medicine day and [C] night.
Practice?
[C#] Practice till you get it [D] right.
Dr.
have mercy on [G] me.
[Dm] [G] Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Have mercy [D] on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] You doctors, you get all the [C] breaks.
Yeah, you get to [C#] bury your [D] mistakes.
Dr.
have mercy on
Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on [G] me.
Have
[D] mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] You doctors, you get all the [C] breaks.
You get to [C#] bury your [G] mistakes.
Dr.
[D] have mercy on [G] me.
[Dm] [G] Well the cruelest thing that was [C] ever invented
came out of a mind that was truly [G] demented.
It's a little old thing they call the [D] Proctoscope.
[G] I said a little old thing, that ain't exactly right.
[C] Cause it's a three foot piece of galvanized [G] pipe
that can make a [D] sedentary middle aged man [G] out jump an antelope.
Heaven knows what goes on in their minds.
[C] Why some of these doctors think they're [G] divine.
About one half step down from the [D] men upstairs.
Well [G] they can't walk on water or part the [C] sea.
But I had one who separated me [G] from my gallbladder
[D] and every penny of money I [G] made for the last two years.
Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
[D] Have mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] The practice of medicine is a [C] must,
but must you [C#] always practice on [D] us?
Dr.
have mercy on [G] me.
[A#] [G] [Dm]
[G] They'll make you wait in their office for hours on [C] end
while they drive in from the club in their [G] Mercedes Benz
that you paid for with your [D] hemorrhoidectomy.
[G] And those little gowns they give you,
you've got no back at [C] all and they'd be too short
if you were three feet [G] tall.
I tell you it's just [D] a plot to strip you [G] of your pride and dignity.
Strip down naked boy, cough and [C] sneeze
and jump up on that table on your hands and [G] knees.
Now there's not another person in the world [D] who'd do that for us.
[G] But we just jump on up there like a cocker [C] spaniel,
like it's written somewhere in some sacred [G] manual
that you do everything [D] the doctor tells you.
[G] Look at who they think they are!
Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Have [D] mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] Well, you practice medicine day and [C] night.
Practice?
[C#] Practice till you get it [D] right.
Dr.
have mercy on [G] me.
[Dm] [G] Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Have mercy [D] on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] You doctors, you get all the [C] breaks.
Yeah, you get to [C#] bury your [D] mistakes.
Dr.
have mercy on
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on [G] me.
Have _
[D] mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] You doctors, you get all the [C] breaks.
You get to [C#] bury your [G] mistakes.
Dr.
[D] have mercy on [G] me. _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ [G] Well the cruelest thing that was [C] ever invented
came out of a mind that was truly [G] demented.
It's a little old thing they call the [D] Proctoscope.
_ [G] I said a little old thing, that ain't exactly right.
[C] Cause it's a three foot piece of galvanized [G] pipe
that can make a [D] sedentary middle aged man [G] out jump an antelope.
Heaven knows what goes on in their minds.
[C] Why some of these doctors think they're [G] divine.
About one half step down from the [D] men upstairs.
_ Well [G] they can't walk on water or part the [C] sea.
But I had one who separated me [G] from my gallbladder
[D] and every penny of money I [G] made for the last two years.
_ _ Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
[D] Have mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] The practice of medicine is a [C] must,
but must you [C#] always practice on [D] us?
Dr.
have mercy on [G] me.
[A#] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _
[G] They'll make you wait in their office for hours on [C] end
while they drive in from the club in their [G] Mercedes Benz
that you paid for with your [D] hemorrhoidectomy. _
[G] And those little gowns they give you,
you've got no back at [C] all and they'd be too short
if you were three feet [G] tall.
I tell you it's just [D] a plot to strip you [G] of your pride and dignity. _
Strip down naked boy, cough and [C] sneeze
and jump up on that table on your hands and [G] knees.
Now there's not another person in the world [D] who'd do that for us. _
[G] But we just jump on up there like a cocker [C] spaniel,
like it's written somewhere in some sacred [G] manual
that you do everything [D] the doctor tells you.
[G] Look at who they think they are! _
_ Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Have [D] mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] Well, you practice medicine day and [C] night.
Practice?
[C#] Practice till you get it [D] right.
Dr.
have mercy on [G] me. _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Have mercy [D] on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] You doctors, you get all the [C] breaks.
Yeah, you get to [C#] bury your [D] mistakes.
Dr.
have mercy on
_ Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on [G] me.
Have _
[D] mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] You doctors, you get all the [C] breaks.
You get to [C#] bury your [G] mistakes.
Dr.
[D] have mercy on [G] me. _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ [G] Well the cruelest thing that was [C] ever invented
came out of a mind that was truly [G] demented.
It's a little old thing they call the [D] Proctoscope.
_ [G] I said a little old thing, that ain't exactly right.
[C] Cause it's a three foot piece of galvanized [G] pipe
that can make a [D] sedentary middle aged man [G] out jump an antelope.
Heaven knows what goes on in their minds.
[C] Why some of these doctors think they're [G] divine.
About one half step down from the [D] men upstairs.
_ Well [G] they can't walk on water or part the [C] sea.
But I had one who separated me [G] from my gallbladder
[D] and every penny of money I [G] made for the last two years.
_ _ Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
[D] Have mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] The practice of medicine is a [C] must,
but must you [C#] always practice on [D] us?
Dr.
have mercy on [G] me.
[A#] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _
[G] They'll make you wait in their office for hours on [C] end
while they drive in from the club in their [G] Mercedes Benz
that you paid for with your [D] hemorrhoidectomy. _
[G] And those little gowns they give you,
you've got no back at [C] all and they'd be too short
if you were three feet [G] tall.
I tell you it's just [D] a plot to strip you [G] of your pride and dignity. _
Strip down naked boy, cough and [C] sneeze
and jump up on that table on your hands and [G] knees.
Now there's not another person in the world [D] who'd do that for us. _
[G] But we just jump on up there like a cocker [C] spaniel,
like it's written somewhere in some sacred [G] manual
that you do everything [D] the doctor tells you.
[G] Look at who they think they are! _
_ Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Have [D] mercy on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] Well, you practice medicine day and [C] night.
Practice?
[C#] Practice till you get it [D] right.
Dr.
have mercy on [G] me. _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ Dr.
Doctor, have mercy on me.
Have mercy [D] on me.
Dr.
your cure is worse than my disease.
[G] You doctors, you get all the [C] breaks.
Yeah, you get to [C#] bury your [D] mistakes.
Dr.
have mercy on