Chords for Ray Stevens - Kiss A Pig
Tempo:
106.3 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
Eb
Bb
Db
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] [F] [Cm]
[Bb] [Eb]
[Ab] [Fm] [Ab] Well, [F] as I was driving down the road one day, I [Bb] met a pickup truck coming the other way.
It [Eb] hit a big chuck hole and a pig fell out [Ab] on the blacktop.
Well, [A] that farmer didn't notice, kept cutting his jig.
[Bb] So I pulled over and I caught that pig, [Eb] threw him in my car and did a U-turn right in [Ab] front
of a highway cop.
[C] [Db] He flashed his lights and pulled me over [G] to the [Ab] side.
By the time he finished greeting [A] me, my rights, [Bb] that farmer was long gone.
Didn't have [Eb] his license or his name.
[A] So I asked the officer, what'll it do?
[Bb] He said, why don't you take that pig to the zoo?
And [Eb] I did.
You know, we had so much fun, [G] I'm gonna take [Ab] him to a ball game.
Kiss [F] pig, hug [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of mine.
[Db] I'm specially prone [Eb] to those Poland, [Ab] China poor girls.
[Db] [Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little coarse, [Eb] but shoot, ain't near as rude as some [Ab] New York girls.
[Db] [Eb] [Bb]
[Ab] [Gbm] [F] Now that pig was a sight riding in my car, [Bb] wearing a baseball cap and eating candy bars.
[Eb] Folks would ask his name, he'd say, Oink, and [Ab] they'd say, Howdy.
[F] Yeah, everybody knew he lived at my home [Bb] and I guess that's how he came to be known [Eb] as
Oink Stevens, the ugliest man in [Ab] Davidson County.
[Db] Well, here a while back, things got real [Ab] bad.
You know, we almost lost everything we had.
[Bb] Old Oink lost a hand.
Had to [Eb] build him a little peg [Cm] leg.
[Bbm] [Cm] But as good as that pig had been to us, [Bb] heck, we didn't have the heart to eat him all at once.
[Eb] You know, there's some things more important in [Ab] life than sausage.
Kiss a [F] pig, hug a [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of [Db] mine.
New York [Eb] shires and big old [Ab] red-do [Eb] rockers.
[Cm] [Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little coarse, [Eb] but they ain't near as strange as some of [Ab] them punk rockers.
[C] [Db] [Eb]
[Ab] [A] Well, here a while back, I'm sad to [Bb] say, in the middle of the night, old Oink limped [Eb] away.
Must have overheard us talking about [Ab] the coming recession.
[F] Yeah, but he was my buddy and he was my [Bb] friend, why, he was my breakfast every now and [Eb] then.
And he never done me no wrong or give [Ab] me indigestion.
Kiss a pig, [F] hug a [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of [Db] mine.
I'm especially [Eb] prone to those ham [Ab]-shire [Eb] porkers.
[Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little [Eb] coarse, but shoot, they ain't near as rude as some New [B] Yorker.
[Ab] [G] [F] [Bb] [Eb]
[Ab] [Eb] [F]
[Ab]
[Bb] [Eb]
[Ab] [Fm] [Ab] Well, [F] as I was driving down the road one day, I [Bb] met a pickup truck coming the other way.
It [Eb] hit a big chuck hole and a pig fell out [Ab] on the blacktop.
Well, [A] that farmer didn't notice, kept cutting his jig.
[Bb] So I pulled over and I caught that pig, [Eb] threw him in my car and did a U-turn right in [Ab] front
of a highway cop.
[C] [Db] He flashed his lights and pulled me over [G] to the [Ab] side.
By the time he finished greeting [A] me, my rights, [Bb] that farmer was long gone.
Didn't have [Eb] his license or his name.
[A] So I asked the officer, what'll it do?
[Bb] He said, why don't you take that pig to the zoo?
And [Eb] I did.
You know, we had so much fun, [G] I'm gonna take [Ab] him to a ball game.
Kiss [F] pig, hug [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of mine.
[Db] I'm specially prone [Eb] to those Poland, [Ab] China poor girls.
[Db] [Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little coarse, [Eb] but shoot, ain't near as rude as some [Ab] New York girls.
[Db] [Eb] [Bb]
[Ab] [Gbm] [F] Now that pig was a sight riding in my car, [Bb] wearing a baseball cap and eating candy bars.
[Eb] Folks would ask his name, he'd say, Oink, and [Ab] they'd say, Howdy.
[F] Yeah, everybody knew he lived at my home [Bb] and I guess that's how he came to be known [Eb] as
Oink Stevens, the ugliest man in [Ab] Davidson County.
[Db] Well, here a while back, things got real [Ab] bad.
You know, we almost lost everything we had.
[Bb] Old Oink lost a hand.
Had to [Eb] build him a little peg [Cm] leg.
[Bbm] [Cm] But as good as that pig had been to us, [Bb] heck, we didn't have the heart to eat him all at once.
[Eb] You know, there's some things more important in [Ab] life than sausage.
Kiss a [F] pig, hug a [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of [Db] mine.
New York [Eb] shires and big old [Ab] red-do [Eb] rockers.
[Cm] [Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little coarse, [Eb] but they ain't near as strange as some of [Ab] them punk rockers.
[C] [Db] [Eb]
[Ab] [A] Well, here a while back, I'm sad to [Bb] say, in the middle of the night, old Oink limped [Eb] away.
Must have overheard us talking about [Ab] the coming recession.
[F] Yeah, but he was my buddy and he was my [Bb] friend, why, he was my breakfast every now and [Eb] then.
And he never done me no wrong or give [Ab] me indigestion.
Kiss a pig, [F] hug a [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of [Db] mine.
I'm especially [Eb] prone to those ham [Ab]-shire [Eb] porkers.
[Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little [Eb] coarse, but shoot, they ain't near as rude as some New [B] Yorker.
[Ab] [G] [F] [Bb] [Eb]
[Ab] [Eb] [F]
[Ab]
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[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ [Fm] _ [Ab] Well, [F] as I was driving down the road one day, I [Bb] met a pickup truck coming the other way.
It [Eb] hit a big chuck hole and a pig fell out [Ab] on the blacktop.
Well, [A] that farmer didn't notice, kept cutting his jig.
[Bb] So I pulled over and I caught that pig, [Eb] threw him in my car and did a U-turn right in [Ab] front
of a highway cop.
[C] [Db] He flashed his lights and pulled me over [G] to the [Ab] side.
By the time he finished greeting [A] me, my rights, [Bb] that farmer was long gone.
Didn't have [Eb] his license or his name.
[A] So I asked the officer, what'll it do?
[Bb] He said, why don't you take that pig to the zoo?
And [Eb] I did.
You know, we had so much fun, [G] I'm gonna take [Ab] him to a ball game.
_ Kiss [F] pig, hug [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of mine.
[Db] I'm specially prone [Eb] to those Poland, [Ab] China poor girls.
[Db] _ [Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little coarse, [Eb] but shoot, ain't near as rude as some [Ab] New York girls.
_ [Db] _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _
[Ab] _ _ _ [Gbm] [F] Now that pig was a sight riding in my car, [Bb] wearing a baseball cap and eating candy bars.
[Eb] Folks would ask his name, he'd say, Oink, and [Ab] they'd say, Howdy.
_ [F] Yeah, everybody knew he lived at my home [Bb] and I guess that's how he came to be known [Eb] as
Oink Stevens, the ugliest man in [Ab] Davidson County.
_ [Db] Well, here a while back, things got real [Ab] bad.
You know, we almost lost everything we had.
[Bb] Old Oink lost a hand.
Had to [Eb] build him a little peg [Cm] leg.
[Bbm] [Cm] But as good as that pig had been to us, [Bb] heck, we didn't have the heart to eat him all at once.
[Eb] You know, there's some things more important in [Ab] life than sausage.
_ _ Kiss a [F] pig, hug a [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of [Db] mine.
New York [Eb] shires and big old [Ab] red-do [Eb] rockers.
[Cm] [Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little coarse, [Eb] but they ain't near as strange as some of [Ab] them punk rockers.
[C] _ [Db] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ [A] Well, here a while back, I'm sad to [Bb] say, in the middle of the night, old Oink limped [Eb] away.
Must have overheard us talking about [Ab] the coming recession.
_ [F] Yeah, but he was my buddy and he was my [Bb] friend, why, he was my breakfast every now and [Eb] then.
And he never done me no wrong or give [Ab] me indigestion.
_ Kiss a pig, [F] hug a [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of [Db] mine.
I'm especially [Eb] prone to those ham [Ab]-shire [Eb] porkers.
[Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little [Eb] coarse, but shoot, they ain't near as rude as some New [B] Yorker.
[Ab] _ [G] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ [F] _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ [Fm] _ [Ab] Well, [F] as I was driving down the road one day, I [Bb] met a pickup truck coming the other way.
It [Eb] hit a big chuck hole and a pig fell out [Ab] on the blacktop.
Well, [A] that farmer didn't notice, kept cutting his jig.
[Bb] So I pulled over and I caught that pig, [Eb] threw him in my car and did a U-turn right in [Ab] front
of a highway cop.
[C] [Db] He flashed his lights and pulled me over [G] to the [Ab] side.
By the time he finished greeting [A] me, my rights, [Bb] that farmer was long gone.
Didn't have [Eb] his license or his name.
[A] So I asked the officer, what'll it do?
[Bb] He said, why don't you take that pig to the zoo?
And [Eb] I did.
You know, we had so much fun, [G] I'm gonna take [Ab] him to a ball game.
_ Kiss [F] pig, hug [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of mine.
[Db] I'm specially prone [Eb] to those Poland, [Ab] China poor girls.
[Db] _ [Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little coarse, [Eb] but shoot, ain't near as rude as some [Ab] New York girls.
_ [Db] _ _ [Eb] _ [Bb] _
[Ab] _ _ _ [Gbm] [F] Now that pig was a sight riding in my car, [Bb] wearing a baseball cap and eating candy bars.
[Eb] Folks would ask his name, he'd say, Oink, and [Ab] they'd say, Howdy.
_ [F] Yeah, everybody knew he lived at my home [Bb] and I guess that's how he came to be known [Eb] as
Oink Stevens, the ugliest man in [Ab] Davidson County.
_ [Db] Well, here a while back, things got real [Ab] bad.
You know, we almost lost everything we had.
[Bb] Old Oink lost a hand.
Had to [Eb] build him a little peg [Cm] leg.
[Bbm] [Cm] But as good as that pig had been to us, [Bb] heck, we didn't have the heart to eat him all at once.
[Eb] You know, there's some things more important in [Ab] life than sausage.
_ _ Kiss a [F] pig, hug a [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of [Db] mine.
New York [Eb] shires and big old [Ab] red-do [Eb] rockers.
[Cm] [Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little coarse, [Eb] but they ain't near as strange as some of [Ab] them punk rockers.
[C] _ [Db] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Ab] _ _ _ [A] Well, here a while back, I'm sad to [Bb] say, in the middle of the night, old Oink limped [Eb] away.
Must have overheard us talking about [Ab] the coming recession.
_ [F] Yeah, but he was my buddy and he was my [Bb] friend, why, he was my breakfast every now and [Eb] then.
And he never done me no wrong or give [Ab] me indigestion.
_ Kiss a pig, [F] hug a [Bb] swine, some of them are good friends of [Db] mine.
I'm especially [Eb] prone to those ham [Ab]-shire [Eb] porkers.
[Ab] I'm more fun than a dog and smarter than a [Db] horse.
And you might [Bb] find I'm a little [Eb] coarse, but shoot, they ain't near as rude as some New [B] Yorker.
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