She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Chords by Weird Al Yankovic
Tempo:
142.35 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Jam Along & Learn...
[D] [E]
[B] [Bm] [E]
When we first met she seemed perfectly normal.
She'd make my life so hard.
my baby, she started to change.
She started looking kinda strange.
Wearing all that makeup and those black leotards.
[B] guess she kept her little secret [A] pretty well.
[B] [Bm] [E]
When we first met she seemed perfectly normal.
She'd make my life so hard.
my baby, she started to change.
She started looking kinda strange.
Wearing all that makeup and those black leotards.
[B] guess she kept her little secret [A] pretty well.
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[B] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _
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When we first met she seemed perfectly normal. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ She'd make my life so hard.
_ _ _ _ [A] You see my baby, she started to change. _ _
She started looking kinda strange.
_ [E] _
Wearing all that _ makeup and those black leotards.
_ _ _ _ [C#] I [B] guess she kept her little secret [A] pretty well.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
Now ever since I learned [B] the horrible truth,
[E] You know my life has been a living hell.
That's right, [D] you see, she never [A] told me she was a [E] mom.
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She never told [A] me she was a [E] mom, oh no!
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _
Now that she's [A] trapped inside a big black box [E] all the time.
_ _ _ _ [D] She never told me, [A] she never told me she [B] was a mom, mom, mom, mom.
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I wish we both [B] could just talk it [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
out, baby.
Won't even make a sound.
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ [A] Now she makes everybody sick. _ _
Doing that Panama [F#] stick.
_ [E] _
_ Even our old friends have stopped coming around.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _
Hearing Stan Snyder and the neighbors [A] hate her guts.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [E] _
She's really, really embarrassing me.
This silent treatment's driving me nuts.
_ _ [D]
See, [A] she never told me she [Em] was a mom.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [A] Told me she was a [Em] mom, oh no!
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] Now she's acting like she's trapped [A] inside a big black _ [E] _
_ box.
What a crime!
_ [D] She never told me, she never [A] told me she [E] was a mom.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
She walks the canter wheel and everywhere [E] we go.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] When on a show, _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ Jerry's found a picture of herself, [E] our soul.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ Always was so quiet.
_ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [D] _
She never told [A] me she was a [E] mom.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
She never told [A] me she was [F#] a mom. _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
Acting like she was trapped [A] inside a big black box.
[E] _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [D] She never told me, [A] she never told me she [E] was a mom.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] She never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never, she never told me, she was a liar,
[D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never, she never told me, she was a liar,
[D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, she never told [E] me, she never told me, she was
a liar, [D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never told me, she was a liar, [D] she
was a liar, _ [B] she was a liar, [E] she was a liar.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
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[B] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
When we first met she seemed perfectly normal. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ She'd make my life so hard.
_ _ _ _ [A] You see my baby, she started to change. _ _
She started looking kinda strange.
_ [E] _
Wearing all that _ makeup and those black leotards.
_ _ _ _ [C#] I [B] guess she kept her little secret [A] pretty well.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
Now ever since I learned [B] the horrible truth,
[E] You know my life has been a living hell.
That's right, [D] you see, she never [A] told me she was a [E] mom.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
She never told [A] me she was a [E] mom, oh no!
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _
Now that she's [A] trapped inside a big black box [E] all the time.
_ _ _ _ [D] She never told me, [A] she never told me she [B] was a mom, mom, mom, mom.
_ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
I wish we both [B] could just talk it [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
out, baby.
Won't even make a sound.
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ [A] Now she makes everybody sick. _ _
Doing that Panama [F#] stick.
_ [E] _
_ Even our old friends have stopped coming around.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _
Hearing Stan Snyder and the neighbors [A] hate her guts.
_ [D] _ _ _ _ [E] _
She's really, really embarrassing me.
This silent treatment's driving me nuts.
_ _ [D]
See, [A] she never told me she [Em] was a mom.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [A] Told me she was a [Em] mom, oh no!
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [D] Now she's acting like she's trapped [A] inside a big black _ [E] _
_ box.
What a crime!
_ [D] She never told me, she never [A] told me she [E] was a mom.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
She walks the canter wheel and everywhere [E] we go.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] When on a show, _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ Jerry's found a picture of herself, [E] our soul.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ Always was so quiet.
_ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [D] _
She never told [A] me she was a [E] mom.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
She never told [A] me she was [F#] a mom. _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
Acting like she was trapped [A] inside a big black box.
[E] _
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [D] She never told me, [A] she never told me she [E] was a mom.
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] She never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never, she never told me, she was a liar,
[D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never, she never told me, she was a liar,
[D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, she never told [E] me, she never told me, she was
a liar, [D] she never told me, [B] she never told me, [E] she never told me, she was a liar, [D] she
was a liar, _ [B] she was a liar, [E] she was a liar.
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