Chords for Shop Vac

[E] _ _ [D#m] _ [E] _ [B] We took the freeway out [E] of town.
[B] We found a place to [E] settle down.
[B] We bought a driveway and [G#] a swing set and a [C#m] dog.
[E] We've got your very [A] own bathroom.
I've got my very own workshop in the base.
Settle [E] down staring [G#] at [A] the wall, the wall.
[E] Take field [G#] trips to our [C#m] favorite [A] mall.
[E] Waiting [G#] for the [A] day when all [F#] the kids grow up and [B] leave us here.
If [E] you need [B] me, I'll be downstairs with [E] the shop [A] vac.
You can call, [E] but I probably won't hear you
because [F#] it's loud with the shop [E] vac on.
I [B] can see you're still in love [E] with the shop vac on.
You'll be okay, because [B] you'll be upstairs with [E] the TV.
[A] You can cry, and I probably [E] won't hear you
[F#] because it's loud [B] with the shop [E] vac on.
_ [B] We hung a flag above [E] the door.
[B] Checked out the gourmet [E] grocery store.
[B] I bought a mower [G#] I can ride around [C#m] the yard.
_ [E] But we haven't [A] got real friends.
And now even fake ones have stopped calling.
Maybe [E] if you [G#] forget [C#m] to hide [A] the keys,
[E] I'll take [G#] a ride [C#m] to [A] Applebee's.
[E] I'll come [G#] home drunk [C#m] on [A] daiquiris
[F#] and throw up on [B] the neighbor's lawn.
[E] If you need me, [B] I'll be downstairs [E] with the shop vac.
[A] You can call, but I probably [E] won't hear you
[F#m] because it's loud with the shop [Em] vac on.
[B] I can see you're still in love with the shop vac on.
[E] You'll be okay, [B] because you'll be upstairs [E] with the TV.
[A] You can cry, and I probably [E] won't hear you
[F#] because it's loud [B] with the shop [E] vac [A] on.
[E] _ [C] I like the [G] Starbucks here.
That's better [C] than the other one,
[G] because the other one's not as [C] good.
They really need to [C#] put a light there,
because it's [D] hard to turn.
It's [D#] hard to make a [E] left turn.
_ [B] _
[E] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [F#] _
[B] _ [E] _ [A] _ [E] _ [B] And then it's time to [Em] go to bed.
[B] I'm still awake [E] inside my head.
[B] Floating up [G#] above the house and [C#m] looking down.
I [E] guess I gotta [A] go back there.
I guess there never was any other answer.
And [E] as the [G#] freeway hung, [C#m] the car [A] drove by.
[E] The [G#] headlights [C#m] glowed across [A] the sky.
[E] Many [G#] [C#m] miles away, [A] and I [F#] can see them
speeding [B] through the dark.
[E] If you need me, I'll be downstairs with the shop vac.
[A] You can call, but I probably [E] won't hear you
[F#m] because it's loud with the [C#] shop vac [B] on.
I'm taking a million hours with the shop vac on.
[E] You'll be okay, [B] you'll be upstairs [E] with the TV.
[A] You can cry, and I probably [E] won't hear you
[F#] because it's [B] loud with the [E] shop vac [A] on.
[E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
There's a dolphin man [C] standing in the shadows.
_ [G] When he calls your name, his voice is [C] strong and clear.
[G] It's a dark and smoky place, [C] so you can't quite see his face.
He [G] pulls you close and [C] whispers in your ear.
_ [G] And he tells you he was born into [C] some money. _
[G] But it didn't mean he had to [C] sit around.
And he [G] knows a thing or [Cm] two about the things that you should do
[G] if you don't want to take life [C] lying down.
[G] First of all, hang out a [Am] lot with [C]
Hemingway.
[F] Spend some [G] time fighting bulls [Am] in Spain.
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