Chords for Steve Goodman - How Much Tequila Did I Drink Last Night live

Wrote this this one here with John [Eb] Prine _ _
After [G] I _ _ _ had a _ _ _ an accident with a bottle of tequila _ I heard this sound here for three days _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Semi autobiographical
_ _ _ How much tequila did I drink last night three the _ anybody's guess _ _
Poured them so fast I couldn't keep them in the glass, [D] but this morning I sure [G] am a mess
My [C] head is four or five times is normal size.
[G] I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes
I [C] can't recall a single thing.
I did or said [G] or the names all these people sleeping in this bed.
Tell me [D] how
Tell me how _ tell me how
Tell me how
_ [G] _
_ Tequila did I drink last night?
[Gm] _
_ _ _ _ _ I [G] did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body
I must have fallen down somehow
[Bb] _ Think [G]
it had something to do with karate.
[D] Well, it's all coming back to [G] me now.
[Em] _ [C] I
Was standing at the bar with King Kong's cousin.
[G] He must have been seven foot three
His [C] elbow gave me a bump.
And so I said hey chump, [G] would you like to step outside with me?
Tell [D] me how tell me how tell me how tell me how
_ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Mouth _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C]
is full of cotton and my brain is sore
I [G] left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
[C] My belly is swollen my eyeballs [D] shrunk
I drank so much that my hair got drunk.
I [G] seen a big old worm about 10 feet long
I'm hallucinating purple cow
_ Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.
[D] Oh, this is not [G] my house.
_ [C] I
Could call us a taxi on the telephone
[G] If I just knew where we are, _ _ [C] I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself back home [G]
soon as I can find my car
_ Tell me [D] how
Tell me how tell me how
Tell me how
_ [G] _
Much [C] tequila [G] did I drink last night?
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