Chords for The Alternative Polka - "Weird Al" Yankovic

_ _ _ Listen carefully. _ _ _
Hello?
_ _ _ _ Hello?
_ _ Is this thing on?
Hello?
_ Uh, yeah, um, I want to make a request.
Um, I don't think you guys plan up a lot of Moroset.
Could you play something by her?
And, uh, maybe some R.E.M.?
That would be good.
I like them.
Um, Foo Fighters.
Smashing pumpkins! _ _
_ [Ab] [C] Play something by Green Day, yeah.
Play something by [D] Beck! _
Oh, [Db] Soundgarden!
_ [N] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ Nine Inch [D] Nails!
That's a_
Hey!
[Gb] Stone Temple [N] Pilots!
Cheryl Crow!
Yeah! _
_ _ _ Oh, um, that's about it.
No!
No!
Red Hot Chili Peppers!
Red Hot Chili Peppers!
Oh, yeah! _ _
Oh, one last thing.
Um, could you play them [G] all polka style?
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you [N] kill me?
[D] _ _
_ I'm a loser, baby, _ _ _ _ _ [C] so why [D] don't you kill me?
Hey!
[Em] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _
Yeah, my hand went bad, I wanna get next to you.
But then I'm gonna get close to you.
You wouldn't want me, how that [Am] hurt you _ [Gm] too?
I [Bb] know you want [Gm] what's on my mind.
I know [Bb] you like what's on [Gm] my mind.
I [Bb] know it eats you up [Gm] inside.
I [Bb] know, get out, get out, [C] get out.
_ _ _ Here I come, I come, I come, I come.
_ _ _ Here I come, I come, I come.
All I wanna do is have some fun.
[Ab] I got a feeling [Bb] I'm not the only one.
[C] All I wanna do is have some fun.
[Ab] I got [Bb] a feeling I'm not the only one.
All [C] I wanna do is have some fun.
[Ab] Until the sun comes [C] up over _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ _
_ [G] _ [C] _ _ _ [Abm] _ _
[C] me.
Help me, they broke apart my insides.
Help me, I got no soul to sell.
Help me, the only thing that works for me.
Help me get away from myself.
I wanna, [Am] you like an [Eb] animal.
[F] I wanna feel you from [C] inside.
[F] I wanna, you like an animal.
[Bb] _ [D] [F] My whole existence is flawed.
Get [C] me closer to God. _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ [A] Bang, [C] bang, bang, bang, bang.
[Am] Bling, [G] bling, bling.
[A] Bang, [C] bang, bang, bang, [B] bang.
It's not [Bb] my thing, so let it [Am] go. _
_ The hell of a beginning, man.
Was I able to make it enough for you to [D] be open-minded?
No.
[Am] And every time you speak her name,
you know how you told me you'd hold me [D] until you died.
Until you died, but you're still alive.
[A] And I'm here [G] to remind [C] you
of the past you [D] left when you went [Am] away.
It's not fair [G] to deny me
[C] of the cross I [D] bear that you,
[Ab] you, wanna [Em] know.
Hey!
_ _ [E] _ [C] Despite all my rage, I am [Gm] still just [Am] a rat in a cage.
[C] Despite all my rage, I [G] am still just [D] a rat in [F] a cage.
And someone [C] will say, what is love [G] can never [Am] be saved.
Despite all my [C] rage, I am still [Dbm] just a rat in a cage.
_ [E] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [C] _ [A] I love all of [C] you.
[D] Hurt [A] by the cold.
[C] [G] So [A] hard and lonely [C] too.
[A] When you don't know yourself.
_ [Am] _ _
_ I _ _ [A] _ _ _
[G] _ _ [A] don't know you anything.
[F] Black hole sun, won't [E] you come?
[A] _ [C] Wash away the rain.
Black [F] hole sun, [E] won't you come?
[D] Won't you come?
[C] Black hole sun, [E] black hole sun.
[D] Won't you come?
[C] Black hole sun, [E] black hole sun.
[D] Won't you come?
[C] Black hole sun, black hole [G] sun. _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ Do you have [Ebm] the time [Abm] to listen to me [A] whine
about nothing [E] and everything [B] at once?
_ [E] _ [B] I am one of those [E] melodramatic [Abm] [A] fools
who write into [E] the bone, no doubt [B] about it.
_ _ [Bb] _ [A] Sometimes [E] I give myself up.
_ _ [A] _ Sometimes [Em] money might play tricks on me.
[E] _ [A] If I keep [B] heading up, [E] I think [Dbm] I'm cracking up.
[A] Am I [B] just paranoid?
[E] I guess not.
[Dbm] _ [C] _ [B] _ [Am] Oh, [B] am I [E] just so _ paranoid?
[Em] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _