The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage (Explicit) Chords

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This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and [D] the Rage Cage.
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Nothing could stop him when Jables and [D] Rage hit the stage.
_ _ [Em] And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and [D] went to make movies.
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Rage Cage was left far behind in the dust of his [D] dreams.
_ _ [Em] And he grumbled [D] and [G] growled and watched Hollywood Jack on [B] Jay Leno.
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He [D] bellowed and [G] said he'd be nothing without [B] help from Cage.
_ _ [D#] [Em] He burned [D] up the [G] photos of Jables and Cage doing [B] mushrooms.
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Fuck him, [D] I [G] don't need no Hollywood [B] Jack anyway.
_ _ _ [Em] So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a [D] hill in a bubble.
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And Rage Cage lived deep in the broiling valley [D] below.
_ _ _ [Em] Yes, the Rage Cage [C] bubbled with [D] rage.
He looked at the [B] ground and he looked on the [Em] stage.
The lava was [C] flowing and broiling [D] inside the old cage.
[B] _ _ [Em] As [D] Hollywood Jack [G] climbed the ladder of [B] stardom before him.
_ _ [Em] He [D] watched as his [G] indie credentials flew [B] right out the door.
_ _ _ [Em] He'd make [D] millions and [G] then he'd go out and he'd [B] make even more millions.
_ [Em] He'd scream [D] Cage's [G] calls and snort coke [C] off the [B] ass of a whore.
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No one [C] respected him, they just [G] rejected him.
No one would [D] represent Cage.
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Left on the streets [C] of his dreams he would [G] cry and he'd rage.
[B] For the stage. _
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_ [Em] Then Hollywood Jack got a [C] message that Cage [D] was in trouble. _ _
_ [Em] They sent Cage away cause he had gone [D] completely insane. _ _
_ [Em] So Hollywood Jack [C] jumped upon a jet [D] plane and flew all that night through the rain.
[Em] To be with his [C] friend, cause he would remain [D] in his brain. _ _
_ [Em] Then Hollywood [D] Jack [G] told the doctors you've got [B] to retrieve him. _
_ [Em] You've got the [D] [G] technology, use the techniques [B] of your trade. _ _
_ [Em] He grabbed [D] [G] Pellepel's and he screamed, my [B] god you must save him. _
_ [Em] Because the Rage Cage [D] and I [G] can't you see that we're one [B] and the same. _
_ _ [Em] Rage Cage, [C] oh Rage Cage, [G] there be magic inside [D] that old knee.
[Em] And you know, [C] yes you know, [G] when you're going completely [B]
insane.
[Em] Oh the Rage Cage, [C] oh the Rage Cage, [G] oh the lion will roar [D] once again.
[Em] And you know, [C] yes you know, [G] when you're going [B] completely insane. _ _ _ _
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[D] Nothing and no [G] one could harm the [C] old Rage [B] Cage again.
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Nothing [D] and no [G] one could harm the [C] old Rage Cage [B] again.
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Nothing [D] and no [G] one could harm the [C] old Rage [B] Cage again.
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Nothing [D] and no [G] one could [C] harm the old Rage Cage again.
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