Chords for THE BEST BLUES GUITAR LESSON! [FUNNY!]

Hi, yeah, it's tomorrow
So I thought I would just show you the basics of what is about to happen Okay, so
First of all, you take your index finger and you're playing on the fifth string second fret and you play first [D] open _
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Second _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ Back _ _ _ _ _ _ _ to the [A] seventh _ back _ [G] to the fifth _
_ _ _ [D] On _ the fifth [C] [D] string
_ [Bm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [G] _ [D] _ _ _
Now listen to me listen to me right the fuck now
That is the basis of the blues
That's _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] it right there.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
I want you to understand that when Stevie Ray Vaughan was gone
_ [D] _ _ _ Inside of him he was going and _ _ [G] then he would go up to the 5 chord and he would go
It's the same damn thing.
It stays going
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_ _ [A] And [Am] after that seventh [G] and the fifth that's right
_ [Gb] _ _ [B] _ [Bb] _ [D] _
_ _ That's all that's it right there open D _ resonating guitar
finger pick ease slide _ and fucking insanity _ _ _ That's all
_ [N] Using _ this one
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And then I use a little bit of
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_ _ _ _ _ I'm _
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] boring the fucking thing.
Okay, and then I'm just _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ Oh
_ Well, my wife is inside working _ you better not talk _ _ _ _ _
My _ _ [G] _ wife's in [Gm] _
[G] suburban you better not talk
[D] _ _ _ _ _
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[A] _ _ [D] That's _ what the blues is about it's about your life and what's going on and what's going wrong
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[Ab] _ _ [A] _ [C] _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _