Chords for The Bloodhound Gang - Vagina Song.

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[D] My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be, most likely a dyke, she just
[A] didn't excite me.
Lefty, yeah, but that was alright, she was hotter than the sun, but she just wasn't that [Bm] bright.
My mistake, she was more flaky than a leopard colony, I think a wooden clothespin would
have been much better company.
[A] Ass like a donkey, acting flunky, gave her hell, now she's a forky, so my love for her
died quicker than a batch of sea [D] monkeys.
Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs and spread the word.
So what up, I'm not the smartest peanut in the [A] turd, I'm white, which goes with everything,
but I can come in any color, and I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my
[B] mother, but it's hard to find a girl with a vibrant tattooed on her pussy.
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their [A] pussies, like them
easy and high speed, like their voices sweet, sweet, sweet.
You know what I really want in a girl?
[D] Me.
I [A] need to find [Bm] a [A] new vagina, [D] _ [Am] any kind [Bm] of [A] new vagina.
[D] It's [A] hard to rhyme [Bm] a word [A] like vagina, shouting find kind [B] of North [A]
Carolina.
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_ [D] Women are like ball, you hear me through, don't interrupt, it's just the older that
they are, the easier they get to pick up.
[A] I feel the generation gap between the cobwebs from her ramsters, golden hands would rather
put out than be put out through the [B] pasture.
No H-E-S-T-E-N-A-G-I-A, like my girls like my cheats, preferably from E-F-F-R-E, American singles only.
[A] I want my next gigantic, the winner is the thinner, won't have to take her skinny ass
out to a fancy [D] dinner like Sizzla.
She got her feet hooked to the fat, if I forget to put the seat up, I can pull the whip, the
crap, [A] let her lash out and crack the whip, but not in bed, I don't play rough.
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up, [B] just independent like no effect
smart like Juni Garoppolo, she'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never [A] know,
bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee, you know what I really
want in a girl?
[D] Me.
I [A] need to find [Bm] a [A] new vagina, [D] _ [A] any kind [B] of [A] new vagina.
[D] It's [A] hard to rhyme [Bm] a word [A] like vagina, [D] yeah [Am] any kind [B] of South [A]
Carolina.
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vagina, [D] _ _ [A] vagina, [B] _ _ [A]
vagina, [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ [A] vagina.
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