Chords for The Corries Scotland The Brave (humorous)

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_ _ _ Oh _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the purple heather, land of the dirty weather, land where the midges [Ab] gather Scotland a-brain.
[Db] Land of the Pakistanis, and the Cap and Saturday [Bbm] sunnies, land where [Db] they sell their [Ab] grannies Scotland [Db] a-brain.
_ [Ab] Used to say in Fathers Day, you could hear the bagpipes play,
now you hear the [Ab]
ringletones of Elton John and the Rolling [Db] Stones.
Land that is full of stinkers, weepers, Jews and peepee drinkers, we escape it a lot of [Ab] stinkers into [Db] Scottish grave. _ _ _ _ _
_ Land that is full of skivers, comic singers, deep sea divers, [Ebm] perverts on our bus can [Ab] drive us Scotland a-brain.
[Db] Land of the brutal bobbies, councillors with part-time [Gb] jobbies, arch_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Aye, the shoe fits where_ _ _ _
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_ [Db] Architects with paying hobbies Scotland a-brain.
_ _ [Ab] Tourists come here every year, to see all our historic gear, but all they see is loads and [Ebm] abbeys, high-rise flats [Ab] with concrete lavis.
[Db] Land of the arctic lorries, Andy Stewart and rock horries, land where ever it can. _ _ _ _
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Old and spurned, underneath there's nothing [Ebm] warm, how I [Db] wish the wind was [Ab] warm Scotland a-brain.
_ [Db] I must admit it's pretty gruesome, walking about with your frozen twosome.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ It's all we've [Db] got, we mustn't lose them, Scar. _ _ _ _
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[Ab] Conservatives try to assure [Db] us, Labour's hard put to injure us, the court puts curbs on [Ab] our enjoyment, Government [Ab] makes unemployment.
[Db] Never mind, the day is near, when independence will be here, [Gb] we'll trade what most [Db] in love has been to _ [Ab]
Scotland.
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