Chords for The Father's Day Song. A funny song for Dads.

[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ Every day you keep me [F] safe and warm [C] and loved and fed
But today's your special day.
[G] It was my turn instead.
[C] So I got up at 5 a.m
[F] I've been [C] working hard since then some things I didn't get quite right next [G] year.
I'll [C] try again _
_ _ Just for you.
I did my best [F] to cut [C] my own hair
Some places came out pretty good and [G] some are kind of there
[C] I washed all your nicest clothes, [F] but the washer [C] wasn't free
So I used the [G] dishwasher pretty [C] smart of me _ _ _ _
[F] Remember [G] no one's perfect
[C] Every [Am] kid has faults
[F] Remember, [G] it's the thought that counts [C] more than [Am] the results
[F] My heart was in [G] the right place, [C] even though [Am] I did it wrong
[F] It was all to [G] say on Father's [F] Day.
My [G] love for you [C] is strong.
_ _ I
Vacuumed really quietly.
[F] I didn't [C] use the power.
I cleaned your dirty iPad [G] screen.
I held it in the shower
[C] I painted all the ceilings.
[F] It was easy with [C] the mop.
_ Now the carpets painted [G] too with cool [C] rainbow drops. _
_ _ I answered all your work emails [F] with just leave me [C] alone _ and we gave up pranks from _ [G] Scandinavia alone
[C] I watered all the houseplants [F] with the [C] garden hose.
I forgot to turn it off.
[G] Sometimes that's how [C] it goes _ _
[F] Remember no [G] one's perfect
[C] _ Every kid [Am] has faults
_ [F] Remember, [G] it's the thought that [C] counts more than the [Am] results.
[F] My heart was [G] in the right place
Even [C] though I did it wrong.
[F] It was all to say [G] on Father's [F] Day.
My love [C] for you is strong
_ _ Your car shiny inside and out [F] with lots of [C] olive oil
Who knew that oatmeal [G] splatters up so high and far on boil?
[C] I tried to make you orange [F] juice, but I spilled it on [C] the floor.
I tried to fry you bacon
[G] We don't have a [C] stove no more
_ _ Since you can't really cook this [F] week.
I called the [C] pizza place.
I emptied out the fridge [G] and freezer.
So there's enough space
[C] They should be here anytime [F] two dozen [C] pizza pies.
I paid with your [G] credit card.
I hope that [C] you're surprised _ _ _
[F] Remember no [G] one's perfect
[C] Every [Am] kid has faults
[F] Remember it's [G] the thought that [C] counts more than [Am] the results
[F] My heart was [G] in the right place.
[C] Even [Em] though I [Am] get it wrong
[F] It was all to [G] say on Father's Day.
[F] My love [G] for [C] you is strong
[F] My heart was in [G] the right place.
[C] Even though I [Am] did it wrong
[F] It was all to [G] say on Father's Day.
[F] My [G] love [C] for you is strong
[F] It was all to [G] say on Father's Day.
[F] My love [G] for you is [C] strong _
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