Chords for The Goodies - Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me

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_ _ _ At twelve o'clock on Christmas Eve, she tiptoed up the stairs.
She stood beneath the mistletoe and combed her silken hair.
Then Santa Claus slipped down the flue and caught her unawares.
And this is what she [G] said.
Ah!
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_ Father Christmas do not touch me.
[Bb] _ [A] [E] Father Christmas do not touch [G] me.
[C] _ [E] Father Christmas do not [Abm] touch [F] me.
And she stood beneath the [C] _ _ mistletoe. _
[F] _ _ [C] _ [G] _ [F] _ [C] _ _
Oh, me name is Father Christmas.
He informed her as he met her.
[F] She said, good grief, it's seven [C] years since I sent you a letter.
He said, I can't stand little [E] girls.
Bigger [Am] ones are better.
[F] And this [G] is what [C] she said.
[G] Ah!
_ _ _ _ [C] _ Father Christmas do not touch me.
[F] _ Father Christmas [C] do not touch me.
_ Father Christmas [E] do not touch [Am] me.
[F] And she stood [G] beneath the _
[F] [C] mistletoe.
_ [Ab] _ [Db] _ Father Christmas do not touch.
[Ab] _ [Gb] _ _ Father Christmas [Db] do not touch.
_ _ _ Father Christmas [F] do not touch.
_ [Bb] [Gb] And she stood [Ab] beneath the _
[Gb] [Db] mistletoe.
_ [A] _ [D] _ Father Christmas do not.
_ [G] _ _ Father Christmas [D] do not.
_ _ _ Father Christmas [Gb] Do Not!
_ [Bm] [G] As She's Dying [D] Beneath The [A] _
[G] [D] Mistletoe.
_ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ Father Christmas Do..
_ _ [Ab] _ Father Christmas _ _ _ [Eb] Do..
Father Christmas _ _ [Cm] Do..
[Fm] As She's Dying [Bb] Beneath The _
[Ab] _ [Eb] _ [B] Mistletoe.
[E] _ Father Christmas!
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[Ebm] _ _ _ [Dm] _ [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _
[Gm] _ [F] _ _ [Db] _ [Gb] _ _ _ [N] _
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_ _ _ [Ab] Father Christmas. _
[Eb] _ _ Father Christmas. _
[G] And she's good [Cm] beneath the [Ab] _ mistletoe.
[Bb] _
_ [Ab] Mother.
_ [Eb] Father.
And she's good beneath the mistletoe. _ _
Mother.
_ _ [E] Father. _ _ _
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