Its Cliff-Mas Time Chords by The Lancashire Hotpots

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[B] _ _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ Your mum loves him, [B] my mum loves him, everybody loves him.
[F#] It's Cliff! _ _ _
[B] _ _ [C#] What a man, what [F#] a man, what a mighty good man.
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[B] Winter is finally _
[G#] approaching, _ _ _ [E] it's time to reflect and [F#] to pause,
[F#] _ about [B] a man who gives reason [G#] to the holiest of [G#m] seasons,
and [E] I'm not talking about Santa [F#] _ Claus, _ _ [B] he embodies the meaning [G#] of Christmas,
_ _ he [E] sings festive songs we won't [F#] forget, _ _ _ and [B] as the nights they grow darker,
[G#m] think he wants to kiss Sue Barker, [E] just ignore all those rumours,
[F#] _ _ you've read on [B] the net.
[C#] _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ _
Now it's [B] time to give thanks for [G#m] Cliff Richard, _ _ _
[B] he's a _ bonafide friend of [G#m] JC, _ _ _ _ he [B] likes to play tennis,
[G#m] his milkman's called Dennis, [E] he writes Christmas songs, _
[F#m] _ _ [E] for you and [B] for me.
It's Cliff, [C#m] it's time, [F#] it's Cliff, it's time, [B] it's Cliff, [C#] it's time, [F#] it's Cliff, it's time. _
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[B] He's a Peter Pan Christmas [G#] sensation,
_ _ don't [E] disc Cliff, _ give him [F#] a chance. _ _
[B] He hoovers with Dyson, [G#] he's had more hits than [G#m] Tyson,
[E] and they've bought him a villa [F#] in France.
_ Now [B] it's time to give thanks for [G#m] Cliff Richard,
_ _ he loves [B] _ Christmas and that is [G#m] the truth.
_ _ He'll [B] be back on TV _ stations,
[G#m] and the Christmas _ _ compilations, [E] his record _ sales, _
[F#m] _ _ [E] will go through [B] the roof.
It's Cliff, it's [C#m] time, [F#] it's Cliff, it's time, [B] it's Cliff, it's time, [F#] it's Cliff, it's time.
[B] He sits round a fire [G#m] toasting Christmas [F#] marshmallows,
[B] he's sung with Aunt Marvin and [G#m] the rest of [F#] the Shadows,
but [B] now he sings songs of Christmas, [G#m] just do your [F#] research.
He [E] gets Christmas number ones,
[F#m] _ _ cos he goes [B] to church.
[C#] Hey Bernard, do [F#] you go to church?
Ah, well, occasionally, on, [B] you know, if [C#m] I'm_
there's a [F#] wedding or something,
_ _ or [G] a bar mitzvah, or is that the right place?
[C] Now it's time to give thanks for [Am] Cliff Richard,
_ _ he loves [C] wine, but he never [Am] drinks beer. _ _
[C] He doesn't cause fusses, he's [Am] driven double-decker buses,
[F] but what does he do, _
[G] _ with the other 50 [C] weeks of the year?
It's [Dm] cliff's time, it's cliff's time, it's cliff's time.
Well, [G] charity's all very well and good, but it's not a job.
[C] It's [Dm] cliff's time, it's cliff's time, it's cliff's time.
Hey [G] Bernard, did you know I make wine?
You make your [C] own wine?
What, in [Dm] like a shed?
No, it's a vineyard.
[G] _ _ _ _
[C] _ Why [Dm] have you never had a moustache?
[G] It's _ cliff's time, [C] it's cliff's time, it's cliff's time.
Do you like tennis [Dm] Bernard?
Oh, [G] I'm not a big tennis fan, I don't do sports at all, really.
[C] _ Olympic [Dm] drinking. _ _
[G] _ _ Cliff, will you [C] live _ [Dm] forever? _ _
[G] _ _ Cliff, be honest with you, I've [C] never heard any of your songs.
[Dm] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _
[C] Una Stubb?
Is it [Dm] Una or Una?
[G] Just call her Ms Stubbs, that's what I do.
[C] _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
[G] Be honest.
You know well, Mrs. _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Dm] _ You've got [G] a new hit.
_ _ Hey, have [C] a great Christmas everyone.
[Dm] Don't forget about JC.
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