Incredible Thoughts Chords by The Lonely Island

I'll go for it.
All [Eb] right, I know what I'm gonna do. _
Our final performer tonight [N] is a living legend
and still a superstar.
Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Connor Feria. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] _ ♪ Last girl I ever been with in my whole life ♪
[Db] ♪ Wanna take her home, make her my wife ♪
[N] ♪ Knew she was a freak when she started talking ♪
♪ She said, _ _ I must die, your boy [C] poor ♪ _
_ _ [Ab] Tell them?
Yeah, tell them, man.
We made a new song at the farm.
We found Lawrence's journals, and they were just amazing.
[Eb] Amazing.
Just full of incredible thoughts.
Just [D] like ideas and [G] poems and stuff.
Nothing special.
Yo, and then Connor had the idea to take a [Cm] piano line from my solo shit.
Connor put it all together.
And [Eb] the Poppies paired us with the craziest special guest to perform [Fm] with. _
_ Incredible thoughts, _ _ incredible [Cm] mind.
I'm so _ [Eb] overwhelmed.
How did my [Fm] brain conceive them? _ _
[Ab] A snow white dove in the pitch black night.
[Cm] A raindrop falls from tremendous [Eb] heights.
A wave crashes off of a cliff in [D] Scotland.
A child bites an [Gb] apple, but the core is rotten.
[Ab] TV is free, but what is the [Cm] cost?
We have GPS, and yet we're still lost.
[Eb] A carrot in the desert, a camel in the garden.
[Fm] A man with giant ears, begging your [G] pardon.
What if a garbage man was actually smart?
[C] A common misconception that we're tearing apart.
[Eb] And to a dog, dog food is just food.
[F] And to a sock, a mansion's just a [Ab] big shoe.
A milk dud sitting in the acid rain.
[Cm] A house cat addicted to the [Eb] cocaine.
No teeth, unlimited floss.
[Fm] These are just a few of our incredible thoughts.
[Ab] Incredible thoughts, incredible mind.
Watching the Style Boys together on stage again was like,
[Eb]
I lived to see that.
After [F] that, take me away, I'm done.
Kid [Ab] contact, Kid Grang and Kid Con are all back together.
[Eb] The motherfucking Style Boys.
This is just some revolutionary shit, man.
My heart is pounding [F] right now.
Oh!
Oh!
A [E] ballerina waits for the [Ebm] bus.
A [Eb] number one dad trophy [F] covered in rust.
A nun ducked a basketball, living the impossible.
A man breaks his leg inside a hospital.
We just thought of that, and it could change the [C] world.
We're like a smart oyster full of pearls.
[Eb] Such as an ultrasound of a new baby with [F] a Santa hat drawn on.
Yeah, that's my kind of [Ab] Christmas card.
What if a butterfly was made out [Eb] of butter?
These small thoughts could destroy Big Brother.
The world's cutest kitten just hugging a [F] dog.
Just one of many of our incredible [Cm] thoughts.
What if one thought could cure the people?
[Eb] What if one song [Bb] could end all [Ab] evil?
Imagine if a fish could play guitar [Fm] and also sing.
It would sound bizarre, [Cm] like,
My name is Mr.
[Bb] Fish.
These guys' thoughts have granted my wish, [Ab] oh yeah.
All I want to know who's in that fish costume, that [Cm] was amazing.
The fish was me. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] That may have just changed the course of [Fm] time.
I swear my mind blows my mind.