Chords for The Newfangled Four - Gaston (parody) [from Beauty and The Beast]

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My dudes, I'm [G] super stressing.
_ [D] These YouTube comments are so [E] depressing.
One [G] by one, they're all [Ab]
[Am] acquiescing.
I may not be [Eb] a very good [G] lead.
Oh no, no way, Micah.
You're so fresh [C] and tight.
Dismissed, rejected, [Bm] publicly humiliated.
But how [Am] just wow.
[C] Oh, oh, _ _ [Fm] _ _
[C] _ oh.
[A] It drives me [Bm] insane when you say my name [D] wrong.
Girl, [G] you're really gonna hate this song. _ _
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Jacksau-
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Guys, you know my name is actually pronounced J-
Josh, it [Gbm] disturbs me to see [Dm] you're Jackson.
Looking so down [Am] in the hole. _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [A] I thought you were gonna say [Am] Donald.
Trust us, there's [D] no one admired as you.
You're [G] everyone's 10th [B] favorite lead.
But we were 9th if everyone's [Bm] odd and inspired by me.
Then I [Bb] hope you three [G] will show me love.
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To see it through our eyes.
This guest is a star. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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I'm starting to see it now.
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No _ _ [D] one's [F] _ _
[C] slick as Jackson.
[G] No one's quick as Jackson.
No vocal cords as incredibly thick as Jackson.
For there's no [N] pipes as electrifying.
Yes, the audience is perfect because of your dystopia.
Hey, thanks [Am] guys.
You can ask any Joe, [F] Jake, or Ryu.
[Ab] And he'll tell you he's surely a [Bm] son of a rich [G] set of parents
who could afford quality voice lessons. _ _
_ That was close.
_ _ [A] Who [C] else?
Smarts like Jackson.
[G] Martial arts like Jackson.
Who's so great at karate?
Wax off and wax on.
All my punches and kicks are so [Eb] _
devastating.
My, what a guy, that [A] Jackson.
[G] Hi, me.
Thank [Ab] you, my dude.
Well, there's [G] no one as easy [A] to bolster as [C] you.
Like Jackson.
[G] Lush red hair.
Like Jackson.
No one quite excels at skin care like Jackson.
My girlfriend says I'm good at [Gm] _
exfoliating.
Ah!
Ugh!
Careful, careful.
Ugh! _
Why? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ No blackheads for Jackson.
[C]
He's eyebrows are [Em] perfectly drawn.
When I was a [Am] lad, I'd post four [A] dozen [G] tags every morning
to help me sing high.
But now that I'm [D] grown, I post five dozen tags.
Watch me warming right up to [C] the sky.
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Sky.
Sky. Sky.
_ _ I [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ can't even sing the high notes through, guys.
This is just not good.
There's nothing about this.
Sun.
Jack.
What's happening?
[C] It's a montage, Jack.
What's going on?
We're showing the audience a [E] transformation.
_ _ _ [G] You're not actually doing [Cm] anything.
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And _ _ _ _ _ kicks like Jackson.
Bad like Michael Jackson.
No one's moonwalk is so freaking sick like Jackson.
If you thought that was great, watch his figure skating.
Say [Db] it again.
Who's the [G] man among men?
And then [Bb] say it once more.
Who's the hero next [Db] door?
Or is a super success?
Don't you know?
[Bbm] Can't you guess?
My best friends, my three hangers, we love Jackson.
We should all clown around.
Let's hang out if you're down.
[Bb] _ _
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_ His name's J-A-S.
_ J-A-X [Db]-T.
I think there's a number seven.
_ _ You know, it just occurred to me that I never
had to spell [Ab] it out before.
[Ebm] You think that's hard?
Try spelling my [Gb] last name.
That's easy.
It's N-I-E-B [Eb]-R-U-G-E.
Well, then say it out [Gb] loud.
Nybo Gringo of Quillville.
_ Ninja Burger.
_ _ _ Nini [Eb] Brungie.
No, it's not Nini Brungie.
It's Jackson Nickelback.
[N] God damn it. _
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_ I think we found it.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I [Fm] now believe I [Ab] am your guy.
Such [Db] a bae like Jackson.
Yes, queen slay like Jackson.
[A] When you see me you just [Gb] walk away. _
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_ _ [Bbm] Oh, son. _ _ _ _
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