Chords for The Offspring - Why Don't You Get A Job

My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that bitch
He tells me every day _
He says, man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way _
[F#] She sits on her ass, he [B] wags his hands to the phone
[F#] To give her money every [C#] payday _
But [F#] she wants more dinero [B] just to send home
Well, [F#] my friend, [C#] you gotta [F#] say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya [B] no way _
[F#] Now I know [C#] why don't [F#] you get a job
Say no way, say no way, I [B] know why _
_ [F#] _ don't you get a job _ _
I guess all this money, [B] well, it isn't enough
[F#] To keep up with the lactose [C#] that they eat _
[F#] I guess all this money, [B] well, it isn't enough
Cause [F#] that girl's [C#] got expensive [F#] taste
I won't pay, I won't pay ya [B] no way _
[F#] Now I know [C#] why don't you get [F#] a job _
Say no way, say no way, I [B] know why _
[F#] Now I know [C#] why don't you get [F#] a job _ _
_ [B] Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing [F#] at all
_ _ _ But _ [B] _ _ hey, man, free rice is gonna come [G#] along
_ Every [C#] day _
My [F#] friend's got a boyfriend [B] and she hates that dick
[F#] She tells me every [C#] day _
[F#] He wants more dinero [B] just to send home
Well, [F#] my friend, [C#] you gotta [F#] say _
I won't pay, I won't pay ya [B] no way _
[F#] Now I [C#] know why don't you get [F#] a job
Say no way, say no way, I [B] know why _
[F#] Now I know why don't you get a job
I won't give you no money, [B] I always pay
[F#] Now I [C#] know why don't you get [F#] a job
Say no way, say no way, I [B] know why _
[F#] Now I [C#] know why don't you get a job _ _
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