Chords for The Sound of Sirens (Sound of Silence Lockdown Parody)

_ _ _ Well [D] this lockdown [C] never _ ends, I've got itchy [D] feet [Dm] again
_ Cabin fever [Bb] got me [F] creeping, _ out the house while my [Bb] wife's sleeping
[F] _ Made a [Bb] decision, that I'd probably make again
Couldn't [Dm] abstain, from [C] sneaking out, [Dm] in silence
_ In the streets I walked [C]
alone, _ _ finally was [D] on my own
But found [Dm] myself in a [F] quandary, _ promised my wife I'd [Bb] do the laundry
[F] _ _ [Bb] Walking back when I saw the flash of blue and [F] red lights
That spent the [D] night, [C] with the sound [D] of sirens
[Dm] _ [D] And then the naked [C] light I _ saw, timpani's [D] fans maybe more
[Dm] _ They pinned me [F] against the floor, coppers said [Bb] I had broken [F] the law
I [Bb] said please let me go, I was just going to [F] the store
But they [D] ignored, and said [C] I have the right, [D] to remain silent
_ Cops said brother [C] don't you know, _ at this time [D] the shops are closed
_ In the [Bb] argument I was [F] forming, _ forgot it was 2 [Bb].30 in the [F] morning
My excuses, _ like silent [F] raindrops fell
[Dm] The jail cell, [D] _ is where [C] I was headed [Dm] With sirens
_ [D] And now I'm in the prison [C]
hall, the cops said you could make [Dm] one call
It was the hardest choice [F] of my life, realized I had to phone my wife
Don't think [Bb] I had it in my heart to say the laundry's still [F] not done
I called the one, _ so I [C] said to myself, _ [Dm] in silence
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _