Chords for Three dead trolls in a baggie - Better than i am

[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I love you cause you're scared [F] of me, I love you cause you're meek.
[C] I love you cause you're insecure, [G] _ unconfident and weak.
[F] Some people think it's a power trip, but I don't give a damn.
[C] I love you cause you [F] make me feel [G] much better than [C] I am.
_ _ I love you cause you worry, [F] you're always taking pills.
[C] You always watch the evening [G] news and it always gives you chills.
[F] I love you cause you're shaking and cause you're always tense.
[C] Compared to [F] you, I'm Mr.
Cool, [G] Professor [C] of Confidence. _ _
_ [Eb] My mama taught me long [Bb] ago, remember this one thing.
[Cm] Surround yourself with losers [Fm] so that you [Bb] can be their king.
[Fm] And if you [Dm] choose to fall in [Cm] love, pick someone with a curse.
Cause [F] no matter how bad you may [Ab] feel, she'll [Bb] always feel much worse.
[C] I love you cause you're scared of me, [F] I love you cause you're meek.
[C] I love you cause you're insecure, [G] unconfident and weak.
[F] Some people think it's a power trip, but I don't give a damn.
[C] I love you cause [F] you make me [G] feel much better than [C] I am. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ So put the self-help books [F] away, and that subliminal tape.
_ [C]
If you're overweight, that's okay, [G] come on in, have another cake.
[F] Oh I will be your better [Am] half and you can be [F] my worse.
I'm [C] going drinking [F] baby, so I took [G] some money [C] from your purse. _ _
I love you cause you're scared [F] of me, I love you cause you're meek.
[C] I love you cause you're insecure, [G] _ unconfident and weak.
Oh [F] some people think it's a power trip, but I don't give a damn.
[C] I love you cause you [F] make me [C] feel, like you're the [F] captain and [C] I'm Tennille.
Like you are pork [Dm] and I [G] am veal, like I'm the fortune [F] and you're the [A] wheel.
I love [F] you cause you make me [G] feel much better than I [C] am. _
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