Chords for Todd Snider - Beer Run

We got something they want, we're hoping.
Double R.
Beer Run.
[A#] Let's do Beer Run [B] right away.
_ _ _ _ [Dm] Tell [A] a story of Beer Run.
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [F#m] Sometimes people yell at us, [A] tell a story.
I'll make one up during Beer Run and tell it to you after. _ _
B-double-E-double-R-U-N, Beer Run. _ _
B-double-E-double-R-U [E]-N, Beer Run.
All you need [C#] is a ten and a five or a [Bm] car and a key and a sober [A] driver.
B-double [E]-E-double-R-U [A]-N, Beer Run. _ _
_ _ A couple of frat boys from Abilene [Em] drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen [F#] at the Cape
Pig Swine and Soiree [D] dance.
They wore baseball caps and khaki pants.
They [F#] wanted cigarettes, so to save some money, they got one off these [G] hippies that smelled
kind [E] of funny.
Next [B] thing they knew, they were both really hungry and pretty [E] thirsty, too.
_ [G] _
[A] B-double-E-double-R-U-N, Beer [A] Run. _
B-double-E-double-R-U [F#]-N, Beer Run.
All you need is [D] a ten and a five or a car and a key and a sober [A] driver.
B-double [E]-E-double-R-U [A]-N, Beer Run. _
_ _ _ [C#m] [A] Found a store with a sign that said their beer was [E] coldest.
They sent in Brad because he looked the [C#] oldest.
He got a case of beer and a [D] candy bar.
Walked over to where all them [F#] registers are.
He laid his fake ID on the countertop.
Clerk [D] looked, he turned, he looked back up, he stopped.
He said, kid, I [D#] ain't gonna call the cops, but I'm gonna have [E] to keep this card.
The [C#] guys both [E] took it pretty hard.
_ _ [A] B-double-E-double-R-U-N, Beer Run.
_ B-double-E-double-R-U [F#]-N, Beer Run.
[A] Oh, how happy we would be [D] had we only brought a better fake ID.
On a [B] B-double-E-double-R-U [A]-N, Beer Run. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ [C#] Met this other old hippie named Sleepy John.
[Bm] He said he was the guy from the Robert Earle song, so they gave [F#m] him the cash.
He bought him some [D] brews.
It was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz.
They were feeling [E] so good, it should have been a [A] crime.
The crowd was cool and [D] the band was prime.
[A] They made it back up [E] front to their seats just [D] in time to sing with all [E] their friends.
[B] The road goes on forever, and [E] the party [B] never ends. _ _ _
[A] B-double-E-double-R-U-N, Beer Run. _
B-double-E-double-R [G#]-U-N, Beer Run.
[A]
All you [G] need is a chair and then a five-er, [Bm] a car and a key and a sober [A] driver.
B [B]-double-E-double-R [A]-U-N, Beer Run. _ _
_ _ _ B-double [F#]-E-double-R [A]-U-N, Beer Run.
_ [F#] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
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