Chords for Todd Snider - I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty

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She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this [Ab] county. _
[Bb] And I was the loneliest man in the [Eb] whole damn world. _
[Ab] But I had me a [Bb] foolproof plan [Eb] that I'd learn from [C] my old man.
Yeah, I knew right [Bb] soon she'd be my [Eb] kind of girl.
Now I [C] admit at [Cm] first I didn't even want that [Bb] woman near me. _
[Cm] Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten [Bb] up with a rake. _
[Eb] But as I go up there [Bb] another round, I [Eb] said,
Hey woman, [Cm] hang around, [Eb] you're getting better [Bb] looking with every [Eb] drink I take.
Cause I can [Bb] drink any [Eb] woman pretty, _
_ [Ab] just [Bb] give me a bottle and a [Eb] little time. _
She may look [Bb] like an ugly [Cm] old heifer right now,
but one more [Bb] round and that woman's gonna [Eb] look just fine. _
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when [Ab] I first met her.
_ [Bb] She had floppy ears and this big old [Eb] busted nose.
_ And it was kind of [Bb] hard to ignore that [D] woman's crooked and [Cm] yellow teeth
[Bb] and them slobby old smelly mismatched [Eb] dime store clothes.
[Cm] But Johnny Walker spiced [Bb] up the wardrobe,
_ [Cm] and bourbon straightened out that busted [Bb] nose.
_ _ [Eb] Well, a couple of vodka [Gm] shots added [Eb] a little bit of dental [Cm] work.
[Ab] Next thing you know I'm sitting [Bb] next to Marilyn [Eb] Monroe.
_ Cause I can [Bb] drink any [Eb] woman pretty, _ _ [Ab] just give [Bb] me a bottle and a [Eb] little time.
_ She may look [Bb] like an ugly [Cm] old heifer right now,
but one more round [Bb] and that woman's gonna [Eb] look just fine.
_ [Ebm] She may look [Bb] like an ugly [D] old heifer [C] right now,
but one more round [Bb] and that woman's gonna look [Eb] just fine. _
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