Chords for Todd Snider - Double Wide Blues

_ I have to eat a Republican.
Double Y.
Alright, let's make a list. _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ He [E] said, uh_
A lone-like [A] night last night.
_ Hippy like me.
I think I know what you're talking about.
_ Free Bird! _ _ _
_ I got a song called Freer Bird. _ _
_ _ _ So_ _ _ _
_ [F#m] _ So top that, [Em] man. _ _
[B] I might even play it for you later.
But [E] I heard you_
You've been asking for this the whole time.
So I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna take you to Memphis with me.
I'm gonna play you a country song.
And you know how you know it's a country [A] song.
Start like it here.
[B] _ [C#] _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ V _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[D]-neck T-shirt
with a mustard stain.
[G] _ Rolling up a hose
outside in the rain.
[A] He been my [E] neighbor
[A] since probably 79. _
[D] _ Course he
was in prison most of that time.
[G] _
_ [D] Ever since
then, he just ain't been right.
_ [G] His old lady works
days and they fight most nights.
[A] Laid off and
blown off.
Pissed [E] off on [D] booze.
_ _ _ Double Y. _
[G] _ [D] _ _ Metallica song
[F#m] blasting from three trailers [G] down.
Some cut-off T-shirt
and nunchuck kids coming around.
[D#] Tonight [A] they'll get drunk.
Try to get laid.
_ [D] They'll end up in a fight
out behind the [G] arcade.
_ [D] You know one of those little
shits broke my window last spring.
[G] I told his mama
but she didn't do anything.
[A] She works two jobs.
The boy runs [D] loose.
_ _ Double [G] Y blues.
[D] _ _ Double Y
_ _ [G] blues. _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ [D] _ [G] Double Y blues.
[D] _
_ My buddy Jimmy,
his trailer's cool.
[G] He's got him a deck with one of them
blue plastic pools.
[A] He works in construction.
He builds [D] spec homes.
This woman left him though
so now he's down there alone.
My friend Anita loves him.
He don't even know.
_ [G] So busy chasing my
neighbor's wife, Flo.
_ [Em] [A] So far up in heaven
without all the [D] clues.
_ _ [C] Double Y.
[G] _
_ [D] _ _ Double Y _
_ [G] blues. _ _ _ _
I got the [A] blues. _ _ _ _
[Em] Double [D] Y.
_ [G] _ [D] _ _ _
[G] _ [D] While Bill's a manager,
he keeps to himself.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] He's too [E] old to run around
[A] with the Klu Klux [G] Klan anymore.
[D] He's still got a Confederate flag
hanging up outside [C] his [D] door.
I sit here watching
all this nothing go [G] on.
Don't get out much
since the Anna Nicole Smith
[F#] trials [A] come on.
_ [B] Sometimes [A] it's nice
having nothing [Em] to [D] _ lose.
[G] _ [D] Double Y.
Blue.
_ _ Double _ Y.
_ [G] Blue. _ _ _ _
I [A] got the blue. _ _ _ _
[Em] Double [D] _ Y.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _
[G] _ [D] _ _ Double _ Y.
_ [G] Blue. _ _ _ _ _
I got the [A] blue. _ _ _ _ _
[G] Double [D] Y.
_ [G] [D] One time I went and
saw Jerry Jeff [G] Walker [D] play
and he went like [G] this
[D] at the end of one of his songs.
Hoo. _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Hoo.
_ _ _ _ _ Hoo.
[D] _ _ Now _ that's country. _
Yeah.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ [D] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ Yeah. _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ _ [D#] Yeah. Yeah.
[A] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Conservative, Christian,
right wing, Republican,
straight white, [E] American man.
_ _ Soul saving,
flag waving, rush loving,
land paving, regional [A] leaders say.
_ _ Shirt tugging, frat housing,
kick tapping, back slapping,
hater of [E] hippies like me.
[D] _ [Bm] Tree hugging, peace [A] loving,
pot smoking, porn [C#m] watching,
[Bm] lazy ass hippies [A] like me.
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ _ Tree hugging,
peace loving, pro-choice and
gay wedding, widespread panic
digging [E] hippies like me. _ _
Skin color blinded,
conspiracy minded,
protesters
of [A] corporate greed. _ _
We who got
nothing and most likely
will tell, we all end up
locked [E] up in jail.
[D] By conservative,
_ [A] Christian, right wing,
Republican, [E]
straight white,
American [A] man. _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ Boys and girls,
[A] living together
in two separate worlds,
[E] following leaders
of mountains of shame,
[B] looking [E] for someone to blame. _ _
[Bm] I [E] know who I'd like to blame. _
[A] _ Conservative, Christian,
right wing, Republican,
straight white, American [E] man. _
Soul saving,
flag waving, kick tapping,
back slapping, personal
friends to [A] the quake. _
Quite diligently,
working so hard
to keep free reigns of this [D] democracy. _ _
From tree hugging,
peace loving, [A] pot smoking,
[E] porn watching, lazy ass
hippies [A] like me. _
[C#m] _ [D] Tree hugging,
peace [A] loving, pot smoking,
barefoot [E] and folks
hanging hippies [A] like me.
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _