Chords for Tom Bresh Atkins Diet

_ _ _ _ _ What a diet coke, oh here comes the Italian broad.
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_ [Bm] That's _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Spike, is it Jack?
[Eb] _ _ _ [F] _ No lipstick on him?
_ _ _ [Em] Here's T.D. Fog, where are you folks [Ab] going?
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_ _ _ You Italian?
I have a [G] friend here in Mint.
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_ _ It _ just wouldn't be _ a_
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actor's appreciation of society with me up here if I didn't offend somebody. _
I look forward to it every year. _
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He used to be a really nice guy, but that was years ago.
_ _ _ He's gotten old and crotchety. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Been on some diets.
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_ [N] They're working good. _ _ _
I was [F] on the Atkins diet.
_ I stay on that [Eb] pretty much.
The Chet Atkins diet. _
_ [Ab] _ _ Pick with [Gb] G. _ _
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Actually_
I [Bb] started losing a lot of weight _ _ _ until_
[Ab] _ _ [E] _ What's her name? _ _ _ _ _
[N] Got that TV series on HBO. _
Huh?
_ Fat Ack?
Yeah.
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Yeah, Kirstie.
I like Kirstie.
[E] I _ _ found out 3% of America's population are in shape.
[Gb] _ _ 3%.
[G] Of the 97, _ _ [Db] like us. _ _ _
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Guitar, My [Abm] Friend.
[Em] That's currently in [Db] production at the house.
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