Chords for Weird al-constipated lyrics
Tempo:
82.1 bpm
Chords used:
F#
A#m
C#
G#
D#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C#] Extra [A#m] cheese
[C#] Ahh!
[G#] She waits for me.
[C#] Pizza, party [A#m] at your house.
I went, just to [F#] check it out.
Nineteen, extra [D#] large is what a shame.
No one [C#] came, just us, eatin' [A#m] all alone.
You said, take the [F#] pizza home.
No sense, lettin' [G#m] all this go to waste.
So then I [F#] faced pizza all day, and every [A#m] day.
This cheese round the clock is gettin' me [F#] blocked.
And I sure don't care for [G#] irregularity.
[A#m] Tell me, why'd you have [F#] to go and make me so [C#] constipated?
Cause right now, [A#m] I'll do anything to [F#] just get my bowels [C#] evacuated.
In the [A#m] bathroom, I [F#] sit and I wait and I [C#] strain and I sweat and I clench.
And I [D#] feel the pain, oh.
Should I take [D#m] laxatives or have my colon [F#] irrigated?
No, [C#] no, no.
I was feelin' [A#m] pretty down, till my girlfriend [F#] came around.
We're just so [G#] alike in every way, I gotta [C#] say.
In fact, I just [A#m] thought I might, pop the question [F#] there that night.
I was kissin' [G#] her so tenderly, but woe is [F#] me.
Who would've guessed, her family [A#m] crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattooed on her [F#] thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the [G#] one on me.
[A#m] Tell me, how was I [F#] supposed to know we were [C#] both related?
Believe me, [A#m] if I knew she was my [F#] cousin, we never [C#] would've dated.
[D#] What to [A#m] do now?
Should [F#] I go ahead and [C#] propose and get hitched and have [G#] kids with eleven [D#m] toes?
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is [F#] tolerated?
No, [C#] no, no.
[A#m] [F#]
[D#] [C#] But I had so much [A#m] on my mind, I thought maybe [F#] I'd unwind.
Try out that new [G#] roller coaster ride.
And the [F#] guide said not to stand, but that's a [A#m] demand that I couldn't meet.
I got on my [F#] feet and stood up instead, and knocked off my [G#] head, you see.
Tell [A#m] me, why'd I have to [F#] go and get myself [C#] decapitated?
[G#] This really [A#m] is a major [C#] inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it.
Sun should [A#m] dry now.
Can't [F#] eat, I can't breathe, I can't [C#] snore, I can't belch or [D#] yodel anymore.
Can't [D#m] spit or blow my nose or even read Sports [F#] Illustrated.
Oh [A#m] no!
Why'd I have to [F#] go and get myself all [C#] mutilated?
I gotta [A#m] tell ya, life without a [C#] head kinda makes me irritated.
[D#] What a [A#m] bummer!
Can't [F#] blink, I can't cough, I can't [C#] sneeze, but my neck is enjoying a pleasant [D#m] breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were [F#] separated.
No, no, no.
[D] [Bm]
[G] [D]
[Bm] [G]
[D]
[C#] Ahh!
[G#] She waits for me.
[C#] Pizza, party [A#m] at your house.
I went, just to [F#] check it out.
Nineteen, extra [D#] large is what a shame.
No one [C#] came, just us, eatin' [A#m] all alone.
You said, take the [F#] pizza home.
No sense, lettin' [G#m] all this go to waste.
So then I [F#] faced pizza all day, and every [A#m] day.
This cheese round the clock is gettin' me [F#] blocked.
And I sure don't care for [G#] irregularity.
[A#m] Tell me, why'd you have [F#] to go and make me so [C#] constipated?
Cause right now, [A#m] I'll do anything to [F#] just get my bowels [C#] evacuated.
In the [A#m] bathroom, I [F#] sit and I wait and I [C#] strain and I sweat and I clench.
And I [D#] feel the pain, oh.
Should I take [D#m] laxatives or have my colon [F#] irrigated?
No, [C#] no, no.
I was feelin' [A#m] pretty down, till my girlfriend [F#] came around.
We're just so [G#] alike in every way, I gotta [C#] say.
In fact, I just [A#m] thought I might, pop the question [F#] there that night.
I was kissin' [G#] her so tenderly, but woe is [F#] me.
Who would've guessed, her family [A#m] crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattooed on her [F#] thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the [G#] one on me.
[A#m] Tell me, how was I [F#] supposed to know we were [C#] both related?
Believe me, [A#m] if I knew she was my [F#] cousin, we never [C#] would've dated.
[D#] What to [A#m] do now?
Should [F#] I go ahead and [C#] propose and get hitched and have [G#] kids with eleven [D#m] toes?
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is [F#] tolerated?
No, [C#] no, no.
[A#m] [F#]
[D#] [C#] But I had so much [A#m] on my mind, I thought maybe [F#] I'd unwind.
Try out that new [G#] roller coaster ride.
And the [F#] guide said not to stand, but that's a [A#m] demand that I couldn't meet.
I got on my [F#] feet and stood up instead, and knocked off my [G#] head, you see.
Tell [A#m] me, why'd I have to [F#] go and get myself [C#] decapitated?
[G#] This really [A#m] is a major [C#] inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it.
Sun should [A#m] dry now.
Can't [F#] eat, I can't breathe, I can't [C#] snore, I can't belch or [D#] yodel anymore.
Can't [D#m] spit or blow my nose or even read Sports [F#] Illustrated.
Oh [A#m] no!
Why'd I have to [F#] go and get myself all [C#] mutilated?
I gotta [A#m] tell ya, life without a [C#] head kinda makes me irritated.
[D#] What a [A#m] bummer!
Can't [F#] blink, I can't cough, I can't [C#] sneeze, but my neck is enjoying a pleasant [D#m] breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were [F#] separated.
No, no, no.
[D] [Bm]
[G] [D]
[Bm] [G]
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Key:
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A#m
C#
G#
D#
F#
A#m
C#
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ Extra [A#m] cheese_
_ [C#] Ahh!
[G#] She waits for me.
[C#] _ Pizza, party [A#m] at your house.
I went, just to [F#] check it out.
Nineteen, extra [D#] large is what a shame.
No one [C#] came, just us, eatin' [A#m] all alone.
You said, take the [F#] pizza home.
No sense, lettin' [G#m] all this go to waste.
So then I [F#] faced pizza all day, and every [A#m] day.
This cheese round the clock is gettin' me [F#] blocked.
And I sure don't care for _ [G#] irregularity. _
[A#m] Tell me, why'd you have [F#] to go and make me so [C#] constipated?
Cause right now, [A#m] I'll do anything to [F#] just get my bowels [C#] evacuated.
In the [A#m] bathroom, I [F#] sit and I wait and I [C#] strain and I sweat and I clench.
And I [D#] feel the pain, oh.
Should I take [D#m] laxatives or have my colon [F#] irrigated?
No, [C#] no, no.
_ _ I was feelin' [A#m] pretty down, till my girlfriend [F#] came around.
We're just so [G#] alike in every way, I gotta [C#] say.
In fact, I just [A#m] thought I might, pop the question [F#] there that night.
I was kissin' [G#] her so tenderly, but woe is [F#] me.
Who would've guessed, her family [A#m] crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattooed on her [F#] thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the [G#] one on me.
_ [A#m] Tell me, how was I [F#] supposed to know we were [C#] both related?
Believe me, [A#m] if I knew she was my [F#] cousin, we never [C#] would've dated.
[D#] What to [A#m] do now?
Should [F#] I go ahead and [C#] propose and get hitched and have [G#] kids with eleven [D#m] toes?
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is [F#] tolerated?
No, [C#] no, no. _ _
[A#m] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[D#] _ _ [C#] _ But I had so much [A#m] on my mind, I thought maybe [F#] I'd unwind.
Try out that new [G#] roller coaster ride.
And the [F#] guide said not to stand, but that's a [A#m] demand that I couldn't meet.
I got on my [F#] feet and stood up instead, and knocked off my [G#] head, you see.
Tell [A#m] me, why'd I have to [F#] go and get myself [C#] decapitated?
[G#] This really [A#m] is a major [C#] inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it.
Sun should [A#m] dry now.
Can't [F#] eat, I can't breathe, I can't [C#] snore, I can't belch or [D#] yodel anymore.
Can't [D#m] spit or blow my nose or even read Sports [F#] Illustrated.
Oh [A#m] no!
Why'd I have to [F#] go and get myself all [C#] mutilated?
I gotta [A#m] tell ya, life without a [C#] head kinda makes me irritated.
[D#] What a [A#m] bummer!
Can't [F#] blink, I can't cough, I can't [C#] sneeze, but my neck is enjoying a pleasant [D#m] breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were [F#] separated.
_ No, no, no. _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C#] Ahh!
[G#] She waits for me.
[C#] _ Pizza, party [A#m] at your house.
I went, just to [F#] check it out.
Nineteen, extra [D#] large is what a shame.
No one [C#] came, just us, eatin' [A#m] all alone.
You said, take the [F#] pizza home.
No sense, lettin' [G#m] all this go to waste.
So then I [F#] faced pizza all day, and every [A#m] day.
This cheese round the clock is gettin' me [F#] blocked.
And I sure don't care for _ [G#] irregularity. _
[A#m] Tell me, why'd you have [F#] to go and make me so [C#] constipated?
Cause right now, [A#m] I'll do anything to [F#] just get my bowels [C#] evacuated.
In the [A#m] bathroom, I [F#] sit and I wait and I [C#] strain and I sweat and I clench.
And I [D#] feel the pain, oh.
Should I take [D#m] laxatives or have my colon [F#] irrigated?
No, [C#] no, no.
_ _ I was feelin' [A#m] pretty down, till my girlfriend [F#] came around.
We're just so [G#] alike in every way, I gotta [C#] say.
In fact, I just [A#m] thought I might, pop the question [F#] there that night.
I was kissin' [G#] her so tenderly, but woe is [F#] me.
Who would've guessed, her family [A#m] crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattooed on her [F#] thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the [G#] one on me.
_ [A#m] Tell me, how was I [F#] supposed to know we were [C#] both related?
Believe me, [A#m] if I knew she was my [F#] cousin, we never [C#] would've dated.
[D#] What to [A#m] do now?
Should [F#] I go ahead and [C#] propose and get hitched and have [G#] kids with eleven [D#m] toes?
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is [F#] tolerated?
No, [C#] no, no. _ _
[A#m] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[D#] _ _ [C#] _ But I had so much [A#m] on my mind, I thought maybe [F#] I'd unwind.
Try out that new [G#] roller coaster ride.
And the [F#] guide said not to stand, but that's a [A#m] demand that I couldn't meet.
I got on my [F#] feet and stood up instead, and knocked off my [G#] head, you see.
Tell [A#m] me, why'd I have to [F#] go and get myself [C#] decapitated?
[G#] This really [A#m] is a major [C#] inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it.
Sun should [A#m] dry now.
Can't [F#] eat, I can't breathe, I can't [C#] snore, I can't belch or [D#] yodel anymore.
Can't [D#m] spit or blow my nose or even read Sports [F#] Illustrated.
Oh [A#m] no!
Why'd I have to [F#] go and get myself all [C#] mutilated?
I gotta [A#m] tell ya, life without a [C#] head kinda makes me irritated.
[D#] What a [A#m] bummer!
Can't [F#] blink, I can't cough, I can't [C#] sneeze, but my neck is enjoying a pleasant [D#m] breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were [F#] separated.
_ No, no, no. _
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