Like A Surgeon Chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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_ _ _ _ _ I finally made it through med school _ Somehow I made it through
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I'm just an intern I still [Bbm] make no mistake or two
_ _ I was last in my class _ Barely passed at the institute
[Ebm] Now I'm _ void [Bbm] _ Yeah [Ebm] I'm dying to [Bbm] avoid
I'm out [Ab] practice _ _ [Eb] soon
Hey, [Bbm] like a surgeon _ _ Gotten for the very first time
_ _ [Ebm] Like a _ _ surgeon
_ _ [Bbm] Organ _ transplants are my line Better give me all your guys' _ mercs
This pain's fading fast _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _
_ _ Complications have set in
Don't [Bbm] know how long he'll last _ Let me see that IV
Here we go Time to operate
[Ebm] I'll pull his insides [Bbm] out _ _ [Ebm] Pull his _ [Bbm] insides out
Let me see what [Ab] he _ ate _ _ _ [Db] Like a [Bbm] surgeon
_ Hey, gotten for the very first time _ _ [Ebm] Like a _ surgeon
_ _ [Bbm] Here's a waiver for you to _ _ sign
_ [Eb] _ _ Whoa, [Bbm] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bbm] whoa, _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ whoa
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_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Db] It's a fact _ I'm a quack
But it's grace _ of the _ _ [Ebm] AMA Cause my patients [Bbm] die
_ _ [Ebm] Yeah my patients [Bbm] _ die Before [Ab] they can [Ab] pay
_ _ _ _ [Bbm] Like a surgeon Hey, gotten for the very first time
_ _ [Eb] Like a _ [Ebm] surgeon _ _ [Bbm] Got your kidneys _ on my mind
Like a surgeon _ Ooh, like a surgeon
_ _ When I [Ebm] breathe [Eb] inside Put my scalpel [Bbm] and my forceps
And retractors _ Oh, oh, oh, _ _ _ _ _ oh
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_ _ _ _ _ Ooh, [Bbm]
baby, _ _ yeah I can hear your heart beat
_ _ _ For the very last time
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