Chords for Foil by "Weird Al" (Parody of 'Royals' by Lorde) - Mandatory Fun

[Bbm] _ _ _ _ _ _ I never seem to finish all my food
_ I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still on shoe
[Ebm] And I take it home, save it for later
[Bb] But then I deal with fungal, rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
[Ab] I don't care
I've got a secret trick [Bb] up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, Tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a [Cm] no-brainer
I just like [Ab] to keep [Em] all my flavors sealed and [Gm] tight
With aluminum [Bb] foil
_ Never settle for less
[Ab] That kind of wrap is just the best
[Eb] To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick [Db] it in [Bb] your cooler
Eat it when you're ready
[Ab] Then maybe you'll choose
_ [Fm] _ A [Eb] refreshing [Bb] herbal [N] tea _ Hmm, _ lovely
Oh by the way, I've cracked the code
I figured [Bb] out these shadow _ organizations
And the _ [Eb] [Gm] Illuminati know
_ [Bb] That they're finely primed
For [Eb] world [Bb] domination
And soon you've got black helicopters
Coming across the border
Puppet masters for the new world [Ab] order Be aware
_ [Bbm] There's always someone that's watching you
And [Bb] still the government won't admit
They phased a whole moon landing
Thought control race, psychotronic [Ab] scanning
Don't mind that
I'm protected cause I made this hat
[Bb] From aluminum foil
_ Wear a hat that's foil lined
[Ab] In case an alien's inclined
[Eb] To probe your butt or read your mind
[Bb] Looks a bit peculiar
_ Seems a little crazy
But [Ab] someday I'll _ _ prove
There's a