Canadian Idiot by Weird Al Lyrics Chords

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Don't wanna be a Canadian [Ab] idiot [Db] Don't _ [Gb] _
wanna be [E] some bare swill on [Ab] hockey nut
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And do I look like some frostbitten [Ab] hosin? _ _ _
[Em] I never learned my alphabet from A [Ab]-to-Z They _
[Db] all live on donuts and [Ab] food space
And they leave the house without [Eb] packing He'd never even bring their guns [Ab] to the mall
And [Db] you know what else is too [Ab] funny?
That stupid Monopoly [Eb] money Can't take them seriously [B] at all _ _ _
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they [Ab] export _ _ [Gb] _
[E] They treat curling just like it's a [Ab] real sport
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[Gb] They think their silly accent is [Ab] so cute _ [Eb] Can't _ understand a thing they're talking [Ab] about _ _ _
[Db] Sure, they got their national [Ab] health care Cheaper meds, more primary care [Eb] cleaning
Then again, what they got is Celine [Ab] Dion _ [Db] Eat their wedding crock [Ab] macaroni
And dream of prime Vanessa [Eb] Boni All of us are statue one _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out the temperature in cellulose
See them after Harvard when right over us Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda [Db] nervous
Always hear the same kind of [Ab] story Break their nose and they'll just say [Eb] sorry
Tell me what kind of Greeks are [Ab] that for lunch?
_ _ [Db] She's gotta be there all along for [Ab] something So quick before they see it [Eb] coming
Time for a preemptive strike _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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