Chords for Wine with dinner

_ _ _ [C] All right, here we go.
Machine is on and this song is called Wine with Dinner. _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [Bm] [C] Don't know who I insulted.
_ _ Maybe it [G] was you.
_ The drinks I had resulted _ in a tirade [C] or two.
_ I went downtown to get in trouble.
I _ [F] accomplished that.
_ [F#m] _ [G] Drank some drinks, flew off the handle right off of [C] the [Am] bat.
[B] _ [C] Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner and after dinner [G] drank.
_ _ Single entendre, help me, Rhonda, look for my [C] cup, Lance.
_ Come with me and you will see it all will be [F] all _ right.
[G] _ Rudolph the red-nosed whannel is gonna guide our sleigh [C] tonight.
_ _ Sometimes when I drank too much the next day I [G] can't think.
_ Sometimes when I drank too much the next day I [C] can't drink.
_ _ Sometimes when I drank too much I feel like [F] throwing _ up.
[G] _ Sometimes when I drank too much I cannot get [C] it [Am] up.
[C] _ Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner and after dinner [G] drank.
_ _ Single _ entendre, help me, Rhonda, look for my [C] cup, Lance.
_ Come with me and you will see that it all will be [F] all right.
_ [G] Rudolph the red-nosed whannel is gonna guide our sleigh [C] tonight.
Scrape it! _ _ _
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[F] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ They _
[C] _ _ _ _ say the drink will shrivel my liver and also wreck [G] my looks.
But my hero is Dino Martin, I like Foster [C] Brooks.
_ I know a little cozy joint where you and I [F] can go.
_ _ [G] Let's us spend a lost weekend _ under the [C] volcano.
_ _ _ Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner and after dinner [G] drank.
_ _ _ Single entendre, help me, Rhonda, look for my [C] cup, Lance.
_ _ Come with me and you will see that it all will be all right. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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