Chords for Wouldn't It Be Great if Everybody Had a Gun?

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[B] _ _ [F#] _ _ [E] There'd be no more [A] crime because everybody have a [B] gun _ _ _
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_ _ _ We wouldn't need the police no [A] more because everybody have a [E] gun
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_ Hey
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_ _ _ Nobody never get shot [A] cuz everybody have
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[E] _ _ _ _ can go out and shoot [B] things we go out and shoot things we go out and shoot [E] things we go out and
Shoot [A] things we go out and [E] shoot things we all _ _ [C#] _ feel safe cuz everybody [E] have A gun!
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
I need a gun!
[B] Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
[E] I need a gun!
Everyone be equal, [A] cause everybody'd have a [E] gun!
Not [B] me, I got me [E] a rifle!
Hang on, if you got yourself a rifle, then I wanna get me a semi-automatic weapon!
You get a semi-automatic weapon, then I'm gonna get an automatic weapon!
You get yourself an automatic weapon, I'm gonna get a super-automatic weapon!
If you get a super-automatic weapon, then I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon [B] with a CD-ROM drive!
If you get yourself one of those, then I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon [E] with a CD-ROM drive and a big ol' hard drive and a big guitar amp, I'm gonna play P.T.O.!
Wouldn't it [B] be great if everybody [E] had a weapon of their choice?
[B] Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a weapon [E] of their choice?
[B] Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
[E] I'll be able to chase you from here to Saigon!
I'll shoot like little Nerf-tie and poke [D#] you in the eye, cause I'll have automatic _ poking in the eye thing!
And I'll get my _ _ [E] epic death when you really think _ you're gonna die! _ _ _
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